ITT: Greentext stories of things you regret not doing
>be 17
>cute girl at the library let's call her haily
>she come over and starts telling me about school
>find out she is 14
>Nope.jpeg turn 360 degrees and walk away
>friends leave and Haily is just sitting there looking sad
>ask her what's wrong just trying to be nice
>she says no one likes her at school and she wants to an hero
>nigga you 14
>library closes, stand outside with her for about 10 minutes talking
>she tells me to come over to some bushes behind the library
>whythefucknot
>Throws herself at me saying i was the nicest person ever
>she drops her jeans and wants to fuck
>oh shit oh shit
>my friends saw me stay with her after the library shut
>suddenly think I would be a massive pedo if I fucked her
>beta the fuck out and walk away
Now a 19 year old virgin who thinks how stupid he was
Did she an hero?
>>568920272
sadly not
>>568920345
In my state you would of been fine if you were under 18 and wanted to fuck some one who is also under 18
post your battlestation!
pic related its mine i can run crysis on max settings
>>568919553
Thank you 4 contacting 4chan
custom built runs skyrim on max settings at 200 fps with visual mods
This is Lexa Cleland, she was 7 years old when a fucking drunk driver killed her. We must work as anonymous to stop drunk drivers!
inb4 pic of her with cum on her face
>>568918303
whoever rolls 69 must do this
>>568917681
You're a fucking faggot. Drunk drivers are cool.
To anyone in the ex thread that reached image cap, I'm willing to continue to dump my asian ex if you guys are still wanting some?
>>568916357
YES
Please!
>>568916501
well I can't say no to that
>>568916357
and anyone else feel free to post too
God tier movie thread! I'll start
>Try not to post the same shit everyone knows is already great like "Inception" "A Clock Work Orange" "The Dark Knight" and shit. I'm trying to get some lesser known greats.
>>568893443
No better movie ever made.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
>Funny
>Clever
>Great cinematography
You Groove You Lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MDDFKAvgYA
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E62kZXrM8AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VovikfjHr2E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk
So what ever happened with the fappening? I haven't kept up with it since reddit betrayed humanity. Don't post pics if that isn't allowed, I'd just like a normal discussion about it. Thanks.
>>568898432
Thank mr skeltal
Thanks mr skeleton
Bands that sounds all psychedelic and feel good. Tame Impala's hands down 10/10
ITT: shitty stoner music
>captcha: 404
>>568895932
>tame impala
>shitty stoner music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O9aO6VLpmg
>>568895932
>>568896640
ok. hb Pond?
>goes to take shower
>notices large spider by door(undressed)
>slowly opens door, tells mom "large spider. shoe"
>gets shoe
>kills spider
>turns out it had a fucking egg sack and they went everywhere
>cries
>runs across living room naked to moms shower
>puts hand on handle and cockroach pops out
>flips shit
>gets out of shower then realizes clothes were on ground
>runs to my room and jumps over area near bathroom
>gets other clothes
>changes
>now contemplating life
>not sleeping for next week
what do i do
random pic
test
>>568900408
>what do i do
Bug bombs for great justice!
have spiderbros kill spiderjerks in an epic 3,000,000 on 1 match
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nope
ayy lmao
>>568892612
YAAAAAASSSSSSS tho
I seriously need all your most awful jokes & anti jokes. either supremely insensitive or just a horrific pun, i need mooaarrrr. i'll bump as things come to mind.
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "I'm an alcoholic and it's destroying my family."
Q: Why was everybody at the Twin Towers so upset on September 11?
A: They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane :(
i'm having a hard time deciphering the pose of the girl in op's picture
What's the most fucked up thing you've seen here at /b/?
The goddess?
Shovel dog?
I'm very curious as to what horrors have made it on to /b/
No need to violate rules, just tell us.
Bumping with this slut
The only CP I've ever seen on /b/: very young girl, about 5, spread legs with cum. It took a few seconds for me to process what I was seeing and it haunted me.
Nobody?
non-nude cutie thread? Missed the last few.
Holy shit op.shes a babe
Sure, alright. I'll post a few I suppose.
Emma thread
Bubbling thread?
Taking requests...be mindful....double the girls is double the time but I will do it.
Please
Please
>>568877131
working on it
