So guys, I just did an honest days work.
Pic related.
Ask me anything.
>>686017696
Why are you building a moat around your mom's house?
>>686017696
How does it feel knowing I made almost $500 today sitting in a comfortable office looking at code and surfing the net?
>>686018066
Grandpa's house, and it's an irrigation trench because the basement keeps getting flooded.
so /b/, what do you listen to when tripping?
heres a recommendation
>https://youtu.be/QdE0AYPIccY
https://youtu.be/I5lMp-1oUVc
FlyLo has some of the best live shows I have seen by the way.
Acid House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QSEe7fxNYI
tomppabeats- I'd like to walk around in your mind (30 min)
or,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nB4hLP5yKM Alina Baraz & Galimatias - Urban Flora EP
poems with 00,22,44,66,88 are true.
poems with 11,33,55,77,99 made by faggots, but still noteworthy.
trips become included in world literature.
show me your creativity
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot
you could fry an eg
>>686022485
Fuck op
The greatest sadness of life is when you cannot squeeze the last of your shit out
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>686019236
Thanks faggot
>he does this everyday
>>686019236
A load will be blown to this.
big titties in normal clothes thread, no professional photoshoots... just nice, big, homegrown udders on normal girls. I'll start
It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.
Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.
I know this is terrible bait but zozzle at the manlet in op's pic
>>686019748
Then post your body bitch boy. I'd slap the shit out of you if you ever tried to start shit with me in real life.
>>686019362
4chin used to be even better, before global warming causes an unending summer
any medfags around?
Problem: I always feel tired/exhausted
8-11 hours of sleep: tired
6 hours sleep: equally tired
minimum muscle movement: tired
training/working: tired
studying: tired
blood valuesand thyroid are fine (had both tested)
what could it be?
>inb4 cancer, tumor, aids, at least I hope
pic not related, that's not the reason
Eat more fiber and probiotics
>>686021206
Medfag here. With fatigue, 3 differential diagnoses usually pop straight into mind with most docs.
Anemia, Hypothyroidism, Major Depressive Disorder.
Once anemia and thyroid are ruled out, you check if patient meets criteria for a depressive disorder and explore rarer causes of fatigue (such as cancers, etc.).
You may just be clinically depressed, anon.
>>686021206
We're you tested for vitamin d?
Pokeporn thread, boys
ITT:
We roll, and whatever number our roll corresponds to on the Pokedex is the Pokemon we must fuck for the rest of our lives.
If your roll doesn't correspond with a number (eg if you roll a 950), disregard the first number
fine
aaand I wasted a 000 roll. Trying again.
>>686026000
LOL
Any Asian dudes around?
I'm white and my wife is Japanese. Do you look at her the same way I look at white girls who are with blacks?
Am I a nigger?
>>686013746
Tbh, yeah.
Pretty sure no one envys Asian women like they do white woman, besides basement dwellers on 4chan of course. Where I live Asians are easier to hook up with then white girls so no you're still pathetic leave the Asians for the niggers
Almost dying experiences? I'll start.
>be me
>be 13 at the time
>during stressful times, I twiddle a pencil of any kind in my fingers
>doing that one day after getting off the bus
>bully who is easily 250+ lbs. had said shit as usual but this time it was worse (and annoying)
>was twiddling pencil
>pencil is launched from hand by physics
>lands behind bully
>andthatsthekicker.jpg
>I think nothing's wrong or he didn't notice
>go to my locker to put up books and stuff
>shutting locker, when suddenly
>Attack of the Landwhales
>I'm pinned against my locker by 300 lbs. of pure hatred
>pic related
>literally being choked
>eventually I push away (and run away)
>told on the kid, got the kid a week of alternative school
>almost died but whatever
Yours?
Last year.
Was going to bed.
Had dentures out and was cleaning them.
Then I was on the floor puking my guts out.
Ambulance comes
Takes me 30 miles away to best hospital.
Had brainstem stroke.
9998 out of 10,000 die.
1 is locked in like Steven Hawking.
1 is me.
Lost some vision
Lost some balance.
Lost memory.
Still ok though.
No poop sack
No iron lung
Got a cane though.
>>686010849
Fell down a tree
>Fucking foot snappe a branch off below me
>Whole right side of my chest ripped skin, blood, the works
>Doc couldnt do anything about it bar painkillers
>Few cm to the left, the snapped branch would have caught my ribcage and I would be kill
>>686010849
Should've shoved that pencil up his ass.
Color war thread?
>must name your color and your target
>must share a border with your target
>dub/trip 0s reverse your attack so you lose territory.
Get in here
GREENS ATTACK
>>686022458
Black attack yellow
>>686022458
White attack black
Well, /b/?
the wishmaster
Jason and Candlejack
Pinhead and Freddy are the objectively correct choices here.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>no one cares about rules
>>686016267
That's a relief
I enjoy seeing you on the threads trying to get trip!
That sounds relaxing
I'm doing fine, just got dinner and installing some drivers for my GPU
Britfag Maki Claim
>>686016933
kagami claimed!!
I challenge any anti trap faggot to post a biological female that is more attractive than this trap.
Protip: You can't
Traps are the future boys; when will you stop caving in to the ovarian jew?
Traps are loyal, quiet, and have a healthy sexual appetite, superior to biological females in every way imaginable.
>>686022998
poor b8
>>686023081
how was it bait?
You can't prove me wrong
>>686023384
and now it's shit tier b8
