McKayla Thread
>>685316505
fake
you can tell it isn't her because of how it looks
>>685316312
Who?
pic related
>be me, 24, learned mechatronics for automation
>work in company of apprenticeship for 2 years after getting my license
>boss runs profit_optimization.sh only months before my 1-year contract runs out
>motherfucker offers me next 1 year contract with a cutthroat 50€ wage raise
>i initiate GTFO maneuver, just dont sign it.
>motherfucker expected me to sign and is noticeably shocked
>victorious_smile.png
>le me start working for temporary employment agency
>new boss sends me to company producing container cranes
>within 4 months my salary raises to more then 130% of my old cutthroat salary
>good_life.exe
>le me even starts eveningschool to make diplom as technician at eveningschool
>finaly be satisfied with my job (nice co workers and boss, better working hours, over-average salary, basicaly i have it all)
>one warm and sunny saturday morning get on my motorbike to rice it to buddy, gaming session
>drive back
>at one intersection dumb bitch with 2 kids in chrysler PT cruiser stands waiting on the left, i have priority.
>dumb bitch has totaly free sight into the direction at wich i'm approaching the intersection
>dumb bitch is at v=0 for at least 6-8 seconds
>le me about to legitimatly cross intersection
>5 meters before i enter the intersection dumb bitch goes full throttle (me has v=50km/h atm)
>MORTAL_FEAR.PNG
>have absolutly no chance to brake
>instinctivly lean to right a little
>me hits her bumper next to front right fender
>my left leg in between her fender and my motorblock, hit with a large proportion of total impact force
>me beeing hurled over her hood
>touchdown at other side of dumb bitchs cars
>dumb bitchs window is already lowered as i raise my head with the biggest WTF mankind has ever seen in my eyes
>dumb bitch screams multiple times that she didnt see me
>i shout at her how to fuck thats even possible
>dumb bitch gets out of her car and as a dumb bitch does, she unlocks the back doors
>kids on street watching my struggle
continue?
Yez
no bikers are full of shit. you deserved to die shitkid
Fuck dude, I'm wanting to get my first bike soon. That scar is scary as hell. Was there a life-threatening amount of blood loss?
Send a message to Donald Trump /b/
>>685317476
who?
Thank you for vowing to destroy liberalism, politically correctness and bringing this country back to true western values.
All of these liberal nutjobs need a swift kick in the ass.
>>685318776
>destroying liberalism
>true western values
pick one.
>Also the nutjobs on the left are not liberals.
Post girls you know and anons say how they'd fuck/degrade them.
>>685315742
Id put them in Chains.
Then force both of them to wear a burka. I would proceed to take a knife and ruin thier vaginas, so they never have fun with sex again. I would record all of this, then sell them to Isis as sex slaves. Thierfor I will not be beheaded when Isis attacks Sweden and Germany.
>>685315742
i'd let them remove their clothes, take some pictures, make out together, probably facialise them both and then post it on /b/. hoping this is what you have done anon!
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO TELL ME
What´s your excuse for being on /b/ instead of being productive? Whay waste time here?
>>685323733
evelion porn if anyone has it then its /b/
>>685324244
/thread
I'm to lazy for irl.
rate?
>>685313985
>1000W
>>685313985
RETARD! You flexed your GFX card to make it fit in there didnt you????
Hope that bitch catches fire and burns your house down!
>Same cooler as OP, except my fan is in pull instead of push
>My Raidmax Horus case is ENTIRELY similar except front
>Jealous of RAM+GFX
Faces of /b/
You know nothing.
rate?
>>685320833
you look like you cry after sex
You're not my mom!
>>685317865
4 Words Niggas wanna hear?
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEET
Remember niggas cant count so they won't know the difference.
>>685317865
I came inside. Whaaaat?
MONEY, DICK, CHOCOLATE, DIVORCE
ghetto memes
nigger
>>685315822
No, just no. Fuck these hurt my brain....
>>685315822
please more i love this retarded shit
ayy
Only boys have penises. If you have a penis you can never be a girl. Even if you cut it off or invert it you are still a boy forever.
>>685320415
post this on /lgbt/
>>685320415
Ok, someone paid attention in biology, what's your point?
Trips get a video of them kissing
Ayyyyyyy
Hope OP delivers
Or you could just post it.
rolling for that viedo
roll for your GoT waifu
>>685321299
Rewl
rollan
I rolled in the other one it was more interesting choices
ITT: We summon mods
Post shit that crosses the line on /b/ and see how mods react.
25m in Ohio looking to cocktribute..
>>685305487
That dick looks nasty
>>685305487
I see you scrubbed the poop stains off.
