>>685348700
Suck my dick. If they don't follow it, they would live their rest of the lives knowing that they could've sucked my dick but they didn't.
>>685348700
i swear i see this thread once a day, not complaining though i love it. Probably more public feet to satisfy all the closet footfags in the world. nobody admits it but some nice looking feet are a footfags version of public nudity
>tfw you can't ever wear sweatpants again
punishment
1st) give shoes
2nd) foot worship
3rd) footjob
>>685349559
nice, what would be the actual rule to have more public feet though?
>>685350018
fems not being allowed to wear shoes in schools
post only gorgeous women with really big (natural ofc) tits. BUT only those that did at least some porn shots and you know their name that can be used to search for said shots
lets start with the best of the best, Erica Campbell
b,
how can I get a girlfriend ?
>>685354081
By not trying.
>>685354081
Get off /b/, get /fit/, and just try to chill out more.
Also, don't be afraid to make it obvious what you want from them without asking or begging them for it.
Getting a girlfriend is not the same as getting a bike or something else, you earn the privilege to date someone, then you work at keeping them. First thing you do is smile a lot and try to be happy even when you have nothing to be happy about. Carry your self with confidence even if you don't have any. Compliment the girls on what their wearing and doing even if you don't mean it. And most important, brush your teeth and have a fresh breath, nothing worse than a nice person whose breath smells like shit.
Hey guys. Me and my buddy decided to try shrooms for the first time. Bought an 8th and both of us ate half. This was about 45 mins ago and neither of us are really feeling much of anything. Did we get ripped off?
Pic is some of what we bought.
Not sure how much an 8th is. I'm a fat ass and ate 1.5 grams. Took an hour or more to get body high. Triped a little. Was a good time. My advice. Give it another hour before eating more or try it again and not get food poisoning from wrong shrooms.
>>685353114
an 8th is 3.5 grams so I guess me and him ate about 1.25 each. I'm kinda a thin dude and he's pretty average sized. Idk if that makes a difference. Head is feeling a little spacey right now but that's all.
>>685352849
should have had a whole eighth each
better luck next time
10/10 celeb thread
>>685352830
>10/10 celeb thread
Posts a trap.
>>685353186
>trap
Please, Cara is as feminine as they come. Proof.
>>685353629
Nice photoshop on the tuck
Bbw/fat thread?
Bump
Meh...
Sure why not
What is /b/ drinking?
Erdinger, great and has a fine price
Just getting off work but will be drinking vodka tonight started at 8:30 because i have a drinking problem but i don't allow me self to start drinking before that time.
Chocolate milk.
>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do
pic related
>>685353635
Get tested
does her name start with an m?
Taking the coward's way out tonight
I have tramadol, codeine, diazepam, oxycontin, probably some vicodin, and a whole bunch of other heavy painkillers
I have avomine to stop me vomiting it back up (hopefully) and some sleeping pills to stop me waking up
If you name some kind of medication that might help me, I probably have it. My medicine cabinet is full of all sorts of wonders
Is this a solid plan or is it going to go horribly wrong?
>>685352891
Are the Oxy's I.R. or E.R.?
Why you want to be a hero OP?
Chances are so high that you will fail and have an even more fucked up life.
>>685352891
bro... why wouldn't you enjoy those opiates for a long as you can and then just an hero with a gun? what a waste.
YlYl fresh from the oven
ITT: We post pics of girls and anon says how they would fuck them.
18+
Reply for reply.
>>685350419
Axe thread! show me your guitars /b/
Pic very related, finished building it today, opinions?
My ltd
>>685345582
yeah, looks pretty gay
My gibbys LP traditional & SG special
ITT we're nice to everyone except for dubs
Hope everyone is doing great
>>685351312
I don't believe you
We post things black people say
It's not mine officer
>>685352995
I fucked Ops mom.
>>685352995
U Mad White Boi
Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
Why are you a kissless virgin?
>>685345989
Mucho autismo.
>>685345812
How much do you weigh?
