New new celeb thread.
I already know who made this thread and will preemptively say:
Fuck you trap loving faggot
/b/ serious question, how do i get into anime? I dont know how or where to start...pic unrelated obviously.
Cory in the house. Start there
>>685376774
>>685376774
i second this
>>685376515
Don't
ITT: We live in a house together.
nigger
>>685377883
you're the nigger
Fuck. Sorry.
She has a boyfriend but flirts with me tons. I'm so confused /b/.
Dubs decides what I say.
If this thread gets me laid you lads will get a internet in return.
Yo nigga you lit as shit lemme put dat pussy in a sarcophagus
Honestly. I really, really, like your photos. I would love to go out for dinner and then "some" ;)
>>685374319
Look girl, I wanna lay some pipe in your hot fanny. I'll cum like a stallion and you'll love me forever. Let me taste that vj. My friend says you're retarded, but them titties ain't retarded. Ay lmao
I killed my wife's car today. He had been having seizures for the last few weeks and she wouldn't take him and get him out down so I threw a thick towel over him and suffocated him. I didn't get any joy out of it but it had to happen.
She doesn't know I did it. I left him in his little cat bed for her to find and acted all surprised when she found him.
I just needed to be able to say this once. Get it out there and then lock it away, never to be spoken of again.
AMA, I guess? After this thread dies I'll never again confess to killing that cat.
>>685366493
If you killed her car then why did you post a pic of a cat?
>>685366733
Because I don't know how to type. Definitely talking about a dead cat, here.
>>685366493
b8, google image search that shit, its everywhere
anyone wanna buy a poorfag like me a copy of DooM?
steamcommunity/profiles/76561197960388366
>>685364584
Couldn't have chosen a more expensive title?
>>685364584
Buy your own shit you fucking parasite!
He may want too much but I'll take Enter the Gungeon over at /id/k0cc4 :D
Hey / b /
Look what I got
Gg OP
>>685367777
QUADS
Loser--Beck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T44y1hg-3SE
Name does not look good.
Binary Sunset (Alternate) WTF!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2zCXEqEsI
pleased
Posted this a while ago but i decided to post an update.
Just to brief yall, i have advanced Esophageal cancer and im only expected to live about 3 week to 3 months. I posted a thread like Monday i think asking what i should do with the time i have left, and i did some of your ideas.
So i got my first [pity] blowjob (cancer perks amirite), i sat outside and watched the sunset every single day this week, and I listened to that one Swans album.
Id appreciate it if you guys gave me more ideas for stuff to do before i die. I cant really do much because i'm only 17 (pls no report im going to die soon anyway) so take that into consideration when tellin me what to do.
Also feel free to ask any questions. I was given the option to stay at home with hospice care, and I took it (id rather die at home than in a hospital), so i have some free range.
(I apologize if any if my sentences are confusing, im a little out of it because i'm on some pain meds so i have trouble concentrating on stuff like typing correctly)
>>685363034
I remember your last thread. That perk sounds nice! Thx for the update. Feels.
>>685363034
You are gonna die soon, why do you even bother in writing shit on /b/. I'd go outside and kill some niggers before I die. Do something memorable.
>>685364644
I post here mostly for my own enjoyment. Helps me organize my thoughts and im able to confess shit that i wouldn't to anyone who knows me IRL (such as one of the things im most upset about regarding my situation is that ill never get to see any of the new star wars movies).
s/fur
>>685368514
Good to hear.
long live the durr overlord
Hey /b/. I am looking for a porn pass forum. Interesting in buying VIP so I can have access to tons of porn for one price. Thanks
>>685371405
http://bitpasses.net/community/
i'm a VIP (they call it subscriber) there and they post tons of good passes daily I totally recommend it
Catie Wayne/Boxxy Thread!
All hail the queen!
>>685367863
Lewd more than welcome.
The lovely feeling of being able to bump a thread without switching my IP.
It is so fucking heavenly.
>>685368080
Hell yeah
Would you rather go to jail or lick one of their ass holes?
I'd lick two out of three
>>685371015
left and right?
Only 1?
I've been smoking 75 cigarettes a day for about 12 years bros, has anyone here managed to quit a 3 pack a day habit?
>>685368898
>75 a day
are you crazy
>>685369070
What do you mean?
>>685368898
Why do you chain post this post like you chain smoke cigarettes?
Sink thread
That is really, really gorgeous.
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