Doing some cock tributes
Does it bother americucks to know that their British masters burned down their stupid fucking white house?
stay mad fatties
200 years ago
We Canadians love taking credit for it
>>680848705
Does it bother every other country to know that they are all shit compared to the US? The US has the largest military and is the single most credit-worthy entity on the planet.
Hovv do you like my nevv shorts /b/? VVant more?
gtfo nigger
nigger
>>680845715
I'm 100% vvhite;)
Requesting the webm with the jew picking up a coin on the floor and his kippa is falling.
Could you help me /b/?
here you go, OP
>>680838158
nope, this thread is being derailed
>this is now kot blini thread
What kind of anti-depressant, psychotic, general anti-crazy pills is /b/ on?
Wellbutrin and Seroquel here.
Buspar for a little while. Fuck benzos. Never again.
>>680837326
Wellbutrin and trazodone
Sertralin 200mg
Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Kyouko claimed
hey /b/ i bought this for cheap, i know its low quality but i dont know how shitty it is, tell me, not used to buying so i cant know if its god or bad until i smoke it
>>680844578
Smoke that shit nigga!
>>680844936
cant im at my house, going out in like 3 hours, but i want to know if that shit is going to make me an idiot or just high
there is no way to tell good weed from bad weed just by looking at it. this might be just fine. try it.
looking for some brazzer account pls help
>>680848054
http://bitpasses.net/
Celeb fap thread.
>>680845547
Surprisingly good body tbh
You have to fight Mike Tyson. You can be any person who has ever lived. Who do you choose to be?
muhamed ali
>>680840429
Achilles m8
>>680840622
/thread
Food in USA?
>>680840596
bitch thats some fucking british kinda shit, we dont have that here
Yeah I've never heard of that. That's super gross. We have plenty of disgusting and embarrassing food items, but I'm not sure if that's one.
Cringe story time
>be me
>18 years old
>virgin
>at one of my friend's friend's graduation party
>passing a blunt around in a group in the corner
>cute girl looking at me
>8/10
>she gets up and sits next to me
>talk for a while
>she makes moves on me
>start making out
>my dick was gonna explode
>ask friend to ask his friend if we could use one of the rooms in the house so i could do some stuff with this girl
>also asked for condom
>making out all the way to the bedroom
>throw her on the bed
>i then remember
>ive never washed under my foreskin and its caked with smegma
>tell her i had just got out of work before the party so i was sweaty and stinky
>told her i was gonna take a quick shower
>she was a little dissapointed since we were already hot and bothered, but said it was fine
>get in the shower quick as fuck
>10 minutes later, dick still caked with smegma
>she knocks on the door and asks if im coming
>"just a minute"
>accidentally scratch my sensitive dick with my nail and it starts bleeding a little bit
>fuck.jpg
>its about 25 mins now, still have a lil bit of smega, decide to say fuck it
>run out the shower
>she's gone
>get dressed and go look for her at party
>she's already making out with some other dude
>she looks at me and turns away
>4 years later
>23 yrs old
>still virgin
>posting this story on /b/
>>680832825
Your fault for being a fucking disgusting faggot
OP you're a disgusting animal. Serves you right
>>680832825
i just dont understand why people dont clean their dick, do you just go in the shower, let the water run over your head and then go out? disgusting fuck.
Roll and fap to whoever you get
Rool
>>680849301
roll
Hope she does anal
ITT: We make a 4chan gta cover.
14 and 88 decide.
666 tells me what i do with her body
Eat it
Sit it on a city bus
Dick in pooper
