Havent seen a Ask Donald Thread for ages so here i make you one.
No silly Questions
You dont wanna make President Trump think that youre a flaming homosexual.
Right?
Right.
Does my ex want to come back?
Will I die soon?
>>693090282
will it be painful?
I need your dirtiest jokes /b/
Your life.
What's the difference between my grandma and a dead baby? My grandma won't let me fuck her in the ass.
Trump and Clinton caused 911
That OP really is a fag irl
Niggers are functioning members of society
Celeb you would most like to fuck
>>693080111
Fuck! Another site by a fucking moron 12 year old. Fuck off, shit for brains.
>>693080655
Wut
Rock Bottom stories thread
tell me your stories from rock bottom, i need some cheering up /b/
Shitty dishwashing job in middle of nowhere Oklahoma that got shut down car broke few days after couldn't get a job survived off crackers and crush drinks good timea
I live with parents and work at a dollar store
>21
>rock bottom
>only have 2 dollars to spare for food every week
>costcutters
>buy 4 of these 50 cent instant meals
>cantbetoobad.jpeg
>get home
>hungry as fuck
>pop one of those fuckers in
>have to ration them out over 7 days
>couldbeworse.png
>microwave dings
>pull that fucker out
>so hungry i dont even hesitate to any extent
>the only thing i cared about is getting that shit in my mouth
>take 4 bites without blinking
>suddenly urge to vomit
>brain catches up to reality
>meal smells like fucking death
>vomit everywhere
>my spare 2 dollars wasted on vomit machines
>cant eat for the rest of the week
>cant eat regardless due to holocaust food poisoning
fucking costcutters
YLYL: I Couldn't Find Anything Funnier But It'll Do I Guess Edition!
>>693081796
best edition
No Rekt Thread?
Rekt Thread/ Gore
>>693084087
My all time favorite
harshly judge anons by their name, mines henry
do your worst
>Ryan
Henry is like if a Neckbeard was a Neckbird. so he'd be a Hen-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>693089921
henry
normie old sounding tootoot bet u grew up christian also why dont you floss your teeth henry
>>693090249
ryan
fucking retarded. normie as fuck reeeeeeeeeeee
Dubs get to decide what I get on my new mousepad, start rolling faggots
Small tits thread FTW
>>693088099
...uhhh
Post a pic you've posted on b. Anons comment if they've fapped or saved.
Continued from >>693062791
More of left?
>>693078849
cutie
>>693079108
nice nips
All of you millennials who are voting for sanders are only voting for him because you want weed and free college. You don't understand economics and you've never worked a day in your life; you've never experienced communist tyranny. Stop smoking weed and get a job.
be a man not a child.
You've never experienced communist tyranny, either.
>>693083143
you don't know that, i have
where /loli/ thread?
suaodhjouidsajioasj
>>693084930
no.
>>693084930
Easy there buddy.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693073043
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
STOP ME!?!
Claiming best girlie!
>>693083634
I wish we had conventions where I live..
>>693083821
Where you from nigga?
