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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
STOP ME!?!
Claiming best girlie!
>>693083634
I wish we had conventions where I live..
>>693083821
Where you from nigga?
>>693083805
Holy shit you're not deceased?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YARwQQntqp8
Re-Reporting in
>>693083821
there's literally no anime over here either.
>>693083805
Here comes dat boi
>>693083885
South western NC dude. Closest con near me is a total shit-show every year. You?
Not biting
Its nibbing
>claim
>>693084068
Texas yo
>>693084076
Nibbing my ass
>>693083886
shirotan you know Brewer Asukachan never dies! its been another amazing week lol
Amatsu still here?
>>693084176
Kinda surprises me Texas even has cons, not gonna lie.
>>693084245
How so? We're a big ass state, its bound to have every types of niggas you can imagine, even weebs
>>693084362
I dunno. Never been to Texas besides as a plane switch on a flight. You're right though, the state is fucking huge.
>>693084212
So, what you been up to?
>>693084235
No.
Phone dying. Hold me.
>>693084529
Well damn, I just got done downloading about 7,000 thigh pictures for em.
>>693083886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKss7_QzYI
god dammit that's not all! you can kiss all this bullshit goodbye!1!
aliens is best movie evar...
>>693084212
wew hoo
>>693084475
Silly thing is, being here all my life it has surprised me how short amount of time it takes to travel from one state to another while here.. it takes the same amount of time just to get to ANOTHER city
That's when I finally realized "Oh... my states fukken big.."
>>693084637
You'll live, surely you're not today's generation
>>693084475
Houston here.
>>693084676
appealing to both my primary interests (asuka/loli) thats not fair!
>>693084176
Nah nigga thats gay
>>693084730
It's more around 7,600. But doing a dupe scan, there's about 700 duplicates it seems, and I can NOT be assed to pay $25 for the full version on the program to delete the dupes, or go through it myself and delete that many.
>>693084839
And biting isnt? Fag
>>693084749
wow hotel drakula waifu? niiiice lol
>>693084739
Dude same. I've lived in NC my whole life, and when I went to Cali for a visit, that shit was total culture shock man. The place is huge dude.
>>693084823
Loli you say? I know it's not much, but here ya go.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/sflohbr6o4o2hgg/Channel.rar
>>693084475
Texas is the greatest damn country on earth
>>693084922
As long as it isnt your ass its fine
>>693084212
Where is mootles Asuka
>>693084974
If you think cali is big, you're in for a surprised at texas
>We dont say "everything is bigger in texas" for nothing
>>693085096
No everywhere else is gay, fuck outta here with that shit
SPOILER
YAWN DEER REE CHAN IS REALLY YUNO
>>693084991
RIP in peace thread
>>693085126
ay
>>693085223
You don't say?
>>693085167
I'll head down that way at some point.
>>693085223
Heretic Tsundere~chan
>>693084991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY3upBCUcLA.
just cuz i'm old and i trade back for whatever you've toasted
>>693085167
No u
>>693085223
What a multiple waifu heethen
>>693085147
i've been toasting here for 12 years and i've never been Mootles lol. I wish i got that payday
>>693085308
Dude man if you do, you gotta try our steaks
>>693085383
Jesus what is up with those legs
G
>>693085514
Thete was a differemt asika tjay we calked mootles
>>693085518
If you make your way to NC, you gotta try our BBQ dude.
>>693085669
>BBQ
>Anywhere but texas
I would say maybe your hotdogs.. but I dont like hotdogs
>>693085601
i have been called mootles previously... having actually posted on mootlebreads I am more use as brewer-asuka-tan than any mootles rep.
>>693085796
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but my NC pride has it's BBQ rated highest. It's delicious as fuck dude.
>>693085796
>implying bbq in Texas is different from anywhere else
claimed
Claimed.
I finally got my life together enough to get a comp and internet.
>inb4 attacked by asuka
>>693086010
We'll see about that.
>>693086069
>Put a couple of weenies on a small ciruclar grill
>Calls it bbq
You city folks these days, smh
>>693086243
Good job
>>693086271
I live in Texas.
Barbecue is mediocre-tier food. Nothing too special about it.
>>693086243
Ho!
Please notice me
>>693086271
Oh oh oh no my dude. I'm talking about pork mango. BBQ pulled pork. Fuckin' this little family owned place around me called Blacks is fucking the best in my area.
>>693086439
Bait
>>693086271
Heretic
>>693086382
ITS A BLIMP
10/10 best waifu
>>693086271
Thank you.
>>693086478
(You)
I'll give you a reason to stay up.
>>693084991
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/sflohbr6o4o2hgg/Channel.rar
wait is this a joke these are pics i posted of my ex... lol
>>693086439
Im sorry shiro this isnt going to work out
I-i think you should leave
>>693086382
Then how do you pronouce pecan.
>>693086439
(you)
>>693086488
>>693086488
>Blacks
Wheres my rope?
>>693086506
Hi Sachii, have a (you)
>>693086382
Who do you usually claim in these threads?
>>693086669
Your ex is animated? Those are all loli pictures, I'm sure of it.
>>693086726
Pulled pork sandwiches are pretty good, everything else barbecue related is pretty shit.
>>693086655
At last! a (you). So how have you been?
>>693086439
Fuck you, i live off BBQ food.
>>693086834
He's a lurker, but he's pretty cool.
>>693086243
well shit <3 havent seent a rei-chan around in a while
>>693086439
Agreed
>>693086550
Blimps are truly majestic
>>693086752
peecan.
>>693086916
You aint no texan nigga, fuck outta here
Enabled auto correct to aggression level lets see Whats it does nigger im Japanese and shit nigga nigga nigga nigga
>>693086841
Shiro im trying not to make this awkward just please leave
>>693086890
Glad to help.
I've been good. I had to sell my old comp to keep my place, now I've finally gotten around to getting a new one. Figured the logical thing to do would be to shitpost.
How've you been?
>>693086915
Yeah, I was the usual Rei claimer for a while.
I've been trying to get my shit in order, so I've been away.
Nice to finally have a decent chat with an Asukaanon.
How've you been?
>>693087076
Why would he lie about living in Texas? It's not like it's a good state, such as Nebraska or Montana.
>>693087190
How would this get awkward?
Claimed asuna
>>693087343
your waifu a sloot
>>693087259
Well, everyone has their own opinion
>>693087343
Good shit man, good shit, how the fuck are you tonight?
What's PaulsEgo doing here?
Kek
>>693087076
Lived here my whole life.
>>693087259
It's terrible
>>693087259
See shiro your just digging yourself deeper
Please just leave before i have to call the mods and have you removed by force
>>693086911
K kirino
>>693087566
And I'm the king of siam
>>693087207
i'm doing fine. just bought RPG maker and got some new jenny images. You mentioned you sold your own computer? Were you really that in need of money?
>>693086637
you mean husbando newfag
>>693087433
I object!
>>693087617
Wait now what I am doing? I'm thoroughly confused.
>>693087552
I'm just here man
>>693087659
Southern Houston, all 20 years of my life.
>>693087410
施プッ
>>693087698
You cant come into a Texas thread and talk shit about Texas and barbecue
Now either quit your shit or leave
>>693087207
i'm actually the OTHER asuka-anon (brewer-asuka chan) the other shit head trying to clam Asuka shows up sometimes >.> and i'm like THIS
>>693087783
HAND KUNT
個日和
>>693087977
>texas thread
Excuse me? Barbecue and Texas are both overrated, I'm just stating my opinion.
>>693087757
waddup boi?
>>693087783
you look like you're in your 30's
>>693087678
That's neat, are you gonna make Fallout great again?
Yeah, I had a bit of a coke problem.
It got pretty out of hand, so I had to make some shitty moves to pull myself back up.
Now, I'm finally back to where I was before I fell out.
>>693087990
Good to know.
It'll still be impossible to really tell you guys apart.
>>693088080
Well, your opinion is shit.
Barbecue is amazing.
>>693088080
個っみt 切腹
>>693088117
Maybe this isn't me.
>>693088184
Did I state that barbecue isn't good? I just said it's overrated.
>>693088354
>Insult others with vigor
I'm just following the rules.
>>693088080
Well your opinion is wrong
Its a FACT that Texas is the greatest place to ever be
>Too bad we cant shoot all the damn californians
>>693088184
well i'm the drunk one who works as a brewer and tries to put my /b/eer inside of anhy anon I find. the OTHER one doesnt
>>693088485
>nebraska, minnesota, montana
All better states then Texas.
>>693087343
also a fine claim!
>>693088482
your insults are shit
>>693088513
Right on.
What's your beer called and where can I order it?
>>693088615
Why do you think those states are best?
>>693088791
no u
>>693088323
Maybe it is you
>>693088184
I'm gonna make a moonman RPG. So no.But I'm glad to hear you're getting better. Any kind of money problem sucks.
>>693088513
So one is a fucking areshole and the other is a sober fuck? Seems clear to me
>>693088860
They're not full of people infatuated with their damn state. All have beautiful landscapes, accompanied by calm lifestyles.
>>693088354
實ぁ 切腹
>目愚 和 主著 枝往なした
>>693088860
no u
>>693088989
Also, I'm a big fan of fishing, so I probably have some bias towards Minnesota.
~Shiro
>>693089028
Something about Seppuku.
>>693088918
That sounds like it would be fun. How far along are you?
Yeah, it's cool not being broke all the time.
>>693088989
I can believe that.
>>693089056
no u
>>693088615
>Nebraska
Forgot this was even a state
>Minnesota
Just canadian america
>montana
Cold and filled with nothing
Probably just another Canadian america
Try harder
>>693089317
no ur waifu
last night, I had the most wettest dream of my life. Should I finally fap?
Claim with a random image
>>693088860
Macleod Ale Brewing CO is the name we softly distribut near Los Angeles CA, but you really need to come to the tasting room for the real thing. We have 6 cask engines, 3 nitrogen, and 6 co2 taps. and 2 rando keggerator emergency taps so technically we have 17 beers on right now (which is super crazy) but yummy
>>693088918
yarp[ nailed it
>>693089359
All have calm lifestyles, which I enjoy. Refer to >>693089058
and >>693088989
I just want to live a nice, calm life. Texas just doesn't seem to fit what I'd enjoy. And hell, I live in Nebraska, so again I may be having some bias towards it.
~Shiro
Claimed
>>693089597
You can find all of what your looking for in certain parts of texas
Except people infatuated with their state
It happens as soon as you live here
I have work in less than 2 hours so im gonna take a nap
Goodnight /texas waifu/
>>693089425
ur fggt
>>693089487
Alright, that's clear across the country lol so I don't know when I could make it.
I'll have to plan that out a bit, but I promise I'll make my way over there and try your beer.
>>693089597
The midwest seems the best place if you're wanting a quiet wholesome life.
I prefer busy cities.
I don't know why.
>>693089317
just started. haven't even added sprites yet. living in poverty because you're only qualified to work as a waiter fucking sucks. literally had to use phone data as wifi.
>>693089433
Cap off all you want
>>693089887
As I said, I live in Nebraska, but sadly I live in the metropolitan area. I'd rather live in the country-side.
>>693089870
Sleep well.
>>693089781
>>693089817
Sheeeeiiiitt. Looks like I should fap. honestly I don't want to but I need to.
>>693089946
Is this from that one time I made a typo from autocorrect and said capping instead of fapping?
>>693089887
well if you seem substantial i can always bottle ANY of our beers and hook you up. though the nitro beers are hard to bottle...
>>693090221
Don't masturbate.
>>693089887
thats mean
>>693090221
do it for all of us
>>693090331
Why not?
>>693090221
i'm not gonna let it go mate. never
>that image makes me think Ika just got raped
>>693089946
Starting floor. I know your struggle bro. You can do it.
>>693090251
That'd be pretty cool.
I'm gonna try to see if I can make my way over there still.
If you say it's best in-house, I'll get it in-house.
>>693090349
im sorry
>>693090476
It's not good. At least for me.
>>693090512
Sleep well?
>>693090639
I slept okay, for some reason I've not been as well rested for a few days. You?
>>693090529
But it'll get old eventually right?
>maybe she did?
>>693090438
Very much thinking about it.
>>693090512
Hello there
>>693090639
OOOooo, why not? I've never had a problem with fapping
>>693090634
serving it fresh on draught is best. bottled beer is 1/3 as good >.>
>>693090634
thanks, i'm doing quite fine now financially. Got quite a bit stored away in case i fall behind. Or in case i ever need to flee the country.
>>693090953
I'll be next to it until it's deathbed. don't you worry
>i know what to fap to tonight now
>>693090942
I haven't went to sleep yet, but I took a nap a few hours ago, that was pretty okay. Been depressed all day.
>>693090953
Get depressed after doing the act.
>>693090512
discount azusa
>>693090953
just do it
>>693090634
im sorry
>>693090015
shiro-chan can we talk about that .zip file you sent me? did i fuck up when opening it or was it a bunch of black chick noods?
>>693090953
Oh hello, how's it going?
>>693091112
Oh my I see. Why have you been depressed?
>>693091199
![Kirino [488].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AYVcsMq.jpg "Kirino [488]")
