Trap thread.
OP here, come on we need traps in here.
R8 my dick /b/
Did it break?
what the fuck is wrong with ur shit
Outed Facebooks?
>>591402134
SO FUCKING HOT!
>>591402134
where exactly is the video?
Sauce for OPs vid is something like "dirtiest girl in Omaha". It's on pornhub. It's okay, the girl is crazy hot but the dudes are fat tiny dicked faggots (ie: the common 4chan user).
Hey, /b/. It's been a good while since we had a good raid.
I'm heading into the gym in a couple of minutes. They have this annoying setup where if the phone is ringing, it actually stops the shitty ambient music, and rings over the loudspeaker.
If we can continuously call, we can replace the music with a constant, ear piercing ringing that'll clear out anyone without headphones, thus allowing me to workout more efficiently.
Please, /b/. It's leg day.
Phone number is in the pic.
Bump.
ok
Pedo baiting cont.
Last thread 404'd
Annnnd were back.
>>591429545
Thanks, this is great
Guys shrek is back bring in the keks
Roll for 7
>>591413160
r8 my body pls
ur next
>>591413359
Rollin
Pedobaiting...
Someone provide me with a picture of a young looking cute girl to get this shit started?
Fuck off, this aint yours, OPs thread just 404d a couple minutes ago
is this a continuation of the sandnigger thread ?
>>591415867
And I'm keeping the glory going... We got the last one, let's get another
What do i do /b? I gave that bitch two years of my life and she wants to cheat on me? I drive her car to get it detailed for her and what do i find in the backseat? A fucking used condor.
Im gonna kill that bitch.
lol!!!!!!!!!!
Inseminate that bitch and ditch her
did it squawk
What you're seeing now is singles
and this is dubs
This is what it looks like to ascend to doubles
Lift is broken
Lift broken, English no good
THREAD WENT 404 AGAIN. We must continue! Help me /b/ pls. 7 get it
>>591413042
OP YOU ARE A HERO.
>>591413042
Don't reply with stupid shit
How about you drink my cum then
I killed a man 2 weeks ago.
roll 33 and I'll say where I buried him.
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8 ill give a roll, a roll, roll, roll to find the guy buried down the hole.
>>591408650
pls
>>591408650
Roooool
My dog was being really aggressive so I had to put him in the kennel, how do I calm him down?
>dog
>>591390153
rolling for space program
>>591390153
let him ganja man, blast 420 24/7 man nigger
We're nearly there guys, sandnigger thread continued.
This is the epic pedo confirmation, but that in the collage.
Ok, but whats happening now?
Making a collage, I have till 14. Dump the rest
>Be me many years ago
>Autistic Beta-tard
>Audition for the school musical
>Get lead
>Look at the casting sheet to see who plays my romantic interest
>10/10 hottest chick in school
>The magic of boners cures my autism.
>Stuff happens
>We end up dating
>Stupid high school shit happens
>Decide to have sex
>While we're fucking, she accidentally cuts me with her fingernails
>Bleeding
>"Oh anon, I'm sorry!"
>"don't worry, I kinda like it"
>Fuck.
>"R-Really?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Oh good, that's my fetish"
>Tha fuck.jpeg.
>She was hot and I'm the spaghetti master, so I take what I can get.
>She shows me her Knife collection.
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy anon!" I tell myself
>Immediately stick my dick in her.
>Knife/cutting fetish develops
>No massive cuts, just little pricks
>But college is coming
>I break up with her so we can both be free
>She seems to take it well
>J/K.
>She shows up at my house the next day with a butcher knife.
>Yells something about cutting my dick off, I was a bit too pre-occupied to remember what.
>She strikes, but I dodge and manage to get to my kitchen
>Grab the only knife I have
>Fucking butterknife piece of shit
>Oh well
>Internet taught me all about knife-fighting.
>She's wildly swinging instead of jabbing.
>Amateur
>One time she swings, I catch her wrist
>Slice her arm open with the butterknife
>She moans super loud
>Almost screams in pleasure
>I know exactly why I have this boner
>We start fucking and knife-fighting at the same time
>Eventually we're both bloody and wheezing
>She drops her knife, I drop mine.
>Strangle the bitch for cutting me.
Wat
>>591396959
Wat did i just read
...anyway this is now a dubs thread.
Check em.
>so i married an axe murderer
