Who is this guy
Zammo
>>591804971
His name is Robert Paulson.
Pey'j
No feminazi thread? Feminazi thread
>>591796902
bump
I want to have a conversation with Anna Kendrick. No, I would not like her autograph, and no, wouldn't like to be one of the fans she passes on the way through a red carpet affair. I want to have a decent conversation with another human being (who happens to be Anna Kendrick) because she's a human being and deserves to be treated like one. I want to make a lasting impression as a person she enjoyed being around. And then I want to part ways as unlikely friends, the darling of Hollywood's Drama scene and some lowly, humble kid from Texas.
Why the hell can I not do that? Why does it have to be ahuge to-do? Why is meeting a celebrity a case of life-or-death, where only cancer-patient kids can get their wishes? I'm a perfectly healthy person, but it's also my right as an American to talk to whoever I damn well want. But for some reason, I would have to achieve a huge amount of fame and fortune to have a talk with one of my favorite people. There hasn't been a tale like that since Gatsby.
So /b/ wanna help a broke college kid out and help me meet Anna Kendrick? I have no clue how, but it sure would be a hilarious "FUCK YOU" to the rules of social dogma.
tl;dr Wanna meet Anna Kendrick because she's just another human being and deserves to be treated like one. Hep a kid out?
>>591805319
she is in my top 4sho
I just want to cum in her ass, take a dump on her chest, and piss on her face. Why won't she talk to me?
>>591805319
100% autisit
porn webm thread
image limit reached on last thread.
Look what I have
>Dating a woman
Fucking WHY?
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women
>Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant
>Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them
>Dolphins give it up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.
So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet, /b/?
>>591794555
fuck your pasta faggot, fuck the sea
>2015
>not fucking dolphins
Cant turn women into dolphin steaks
Let...
It...
Slow!
Fuck your thread and your cow
Let's get 404'ed
only almost nonlegal material but not really illegal,
the one that get this thread 404ed will be given a DUB
404 material here we go
Bumping for cp
MODS mods
General Lifehacks thread.
/B/, i want to savagely fuck my ass until I cum.
Bad news is i don't have a dildo. What are some things i can use as a substitute.
May use the handle to a hairbrush.
YLYL thread
>>591755442
Great thread Op!!.
>>591755442
Adding so much to community intensifies.
>>591755688
>>591755546
please get the fuck out
Dubs decide what I do to her tonight
nothing at all
>tuck her in
>make breakfast
>>591765423
roll
Would you shoot your white load inside a black girl? No contraceptive allowed
Her? Fuck yes
>>591759139
Assuming her pussy tastes like watermelon, yes. Assuming she has any sort of STD, no.
fucked this one raw many times
Lovers of hookers/escorts/etc rejoice! Im addicted to prostitutes dumping all the photos ive taken so far. Also dump anything like it
Count to 6 and you're gonna see some serious shit
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Anybody on right now who is experienced with LSD? Please reply if so. I'm curious and have some questions.
Yes hello, you may voice your concerns and I will answer them the best I can.
>>591749827
what are you wondering
inb4 'all you kids have never done real acid i bet its all bromo dragonfly or some shit you dont remember that real sunshine goodness i hung out with leary way before it was cool'
