CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You wake up in a room, there's two door, a seedling and a locked safe in the wall.
dubs or 0 decides
I try to put the safe up my ass.
>>611614000
You try to insert the safe into your rectum, but to no avail. There were damages to your sphincter and the safe was slightly lubricated by your blood
an hero
Which one would you fuck?
left
>>611614933
Left
>>611614933
the slowest runner
YLYL round 2.
Fuck 404
>>611604818
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer thread?
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GELmOdfnFQQ
RULE 34
ROUND 4: NO SLEEP EDITION
>>611615769
ily ily
Rule 34? Preferably gifs or webm
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING SOMEONE HALPS
>>611607457
let's play a game, /b/.
>>611599576
I want to lick your eyebrows.
hi *awkward fist pump* xD
>>611600083
Bump
I've only had sex once, and had to pay for it. I have no special skills. I'm not fat but I'm not built either. I look weak. I'm 5' 6". I wear glasses. I'm not attractive. I'm average intelligence at best and I tend to be more beta than alpha. I get scared when I talk to females. I get nervous easily. I have trust issue and social anxiety. I dot have many friends. I daydream a lot about living a happy accomplished life. I complain a lot but never do anything about it. I also frequent 4chan and reddit a lot.
How do you guys make yourself feel better when feeling down?
lots and lots of masturbation. i fap like 3-4 times a day
im a 34yo virgin and never had sex. or a date or anything
you just also described me. i fap to make my feelings go away then cry myself to sleep while i dream of a life i always wanted but will never have
also i play a lot of video games and watch anime. escapism also works fine
just play so many video games that when you pass something you feel like you accomplished something
man 34 year old virgin thats just a loser go visit the world and destroy your computer
Rate my GF /b/.
Fucking ugly whore who sucks cock for free under the freeway faggot
Yeah right/10
I like chubby girls with good tits so....
5.9/10
Face is just average definitely not ugly.
Is she Indian? Does her armpits snell and is it dark?
Just went full retard /b/
>B me
>b late night, just like tonight
>b texting qt3.14159 that I got matched with on tinder
>Been trying to formulate a plan to tear that pussy up, but I've only gotten as far as getting her number
>b discussing what the best movie is
>tell her my sextape is the best movie ever
>she says the director was bad, but shes more into composers
>b watching the trailer for Starwars, with the inception soundtrack played over it
>try to copy and paste it to her
>forgot to actually paste
>instinctly just pase and submit to her
>I had a pepe on my copy board
>mfw I sent her a rare pepe
Please don't tell me it was that one OP...
>>611604394
It was...
>>611604762
Nigga you goofed.
Rule 34
Once more with feeling
>>611606335
any fire emblem
GAME OF NIGGERS THREAD!
Take one quote form the show and replace one word with "nigger", post results...
a nigger always pays his debts
Is the raven calling the nigger black?
>>611604873
there are no niggers south of the wall
Loli goddamned thread
Fukken previous thread, you bitch!: >>611559954
>inb4 >sample
i have to poop.
whoever calls their dubs, the next post says what i do, as long as its within reason.
Eat your shit
>>611593868
sharpie in pooper
>>611594106
This
Whats the Best hard core porn you have seen. Also porn Webm thread. GO
>>611570798
>Also porn Webm thread. GO
Posts .jpg
>>611570918
kek
>>611570798
This is now a spooderman thread.
