Give me something to jerk off too.
is selfbump allowed ?
You have that pic you posted. Fap to it.
there you guy
No YLYL thread? Only really really really really really really really funny pictures though okay?
Moar?
>>611760796
This is legitimately funny
New New WW3 Thread Before last One 404's
We begin at Friday 8 AM ET Tomorrow
>Breaking news, US military reports a large naval force heading toward Alaska through the bearing straight. Evacuations have already started in anchorage, Juno, and surrounding cities. All citizens are recommended stay indoors until they're town has set up a evacuation center.
This is our game plan:
>Russia invades Alaska for Oil
>#AlaskaStrong
>#SupportOurTroops
>#WW3
>#RussiaInvades
Get some pictures of snowy Alaska and troops.
Use the tweet generator bot thing
news site editor, please include in next post
http://shrturl.co/
Someone needs to screenshot everything that happens
r34 thread go go
Alright /b/ I finally got some pot. What should I expect when I smoke it and how long will you be able to tell that I was high?
>>611749787
If you use eyedrops, it all depends on if you know how to act.
How much did you pay for that?
Should we tell him that's not pot and he totally got scammed?
>>611749787
Varies for everyone, some get red eyes more quickly than another. I´d guess after a hour when finished smoking most apparent effects should be minimal, also depends on how much you smoke of course, then maybe 2 hours if you smoke a big bowl/joint/whatever you use. Just an estimate though.
Cali Nudes Thread
619 preferred
619
619-
-619
lets convince facebook and twitter that ww3 is happening
Curious
Toasting in possibly epic bread
Twitter account at the ready on your command
Just get some random ass photo of tanks on a burning city street and say
'Absolutely shocking what's happening in Germany right now'
>Chrono Nigger
>>611742594
You braindead preteen autists really need to find some new thread ideas.
Nigger age
>>611742594
>league of niggers
My schools doing a prom nomination Online this year. You know the drill.
>inb4 Adolf Hitler/Anne Frank King/Queen
>inb4 NYPA
https://docs.google . com/forms/d/1XmnB-OpSt-fZhEAixifKWJqzepFWa2m7XuQZWadvgpk/viewform
holy kek the potential, bump'd
haha about time
OP here, the student number shit doesnt actually matter, just type 420 or some shit
Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I am a 6 time muay thai world champion and current mma world champion.
It took me 12 years to reach this level of success.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
>>611726412
it turns me on
That's why concealed carry is legal.
Shhh. It's ok. I understand that your daddy never loved you. I promise, you don't need validation from any mean-old "man".
>install tinder
>get some matches, mostly selective girls
>match 103 falls
>thing go smooth, but we don't talk a lot
>she asks me over to sleep at her place, but no sex
>Its 1 in the night, I'm hesitating, and it's 1 April too
>Go anyway, got nothing to lose.
>Get in my car and drive to her city about 10 minutes away.
>Park the car and walk to her dorm
>I see a sweet looking brunette, about 160cm and about 50kg with blue eyes in a bathrobe (Im 180)
>I greet her with a hug and I notice she smells a little of alcohol , but she isn't acting drunk, she was out with some friends
>We get to her dorm and talk a little, It's a little awkward
CONT
>I get on her bed, which literary fills half of the room and she joins me
>We start to make out and things feel normal and smooth
>I lick her out and she rewards me with a sweet tight blowjob with her tiny mouth
>I fully undress her and I squeeze her little B cup tits
>I pull out a condom and wear it. I'm ready for insertion
>I totally fill where whole cunt with my 18cm dick and she loves it
>Do all kinds of positions
>She ask me if I can go deeper
>I cant, I hit the bottom
>She is moaning loudly and she is cumming, and we finish in the missionary position while she is still shaking and cumming, the shaking continues for every 15 sec and 4 minutes long
>this shit normal ?
>She says she loves sex and likes to do it everyday
>futurewaifufound
>fast forward 3 weeks
>have few similar dates
CONT
OP That clip is amazing.
What does SS stand for?
Also SS thread.
interested BUMP
>>611721396
Straight shotacon
Schutzstaffel
Celeb Fuck Thread.
Post celebs you'd fuck, describe how you'd fuck them.
dubs fuck thread
I want to cum on Hayley Williams' face.
God tier YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1VIyZe3Ws
Yeah bitches
>>611723879
wtf am I looking at?
>>611724447
stupid russians
This is our new meme 4chan. use it always to express greatness
BEHOLD! THE BIRTH OF A MEME! (jk nobodys gonna click on in)
Whats idea of this meme? Are you from reddit?
