Loli thread
Old thread >>563725886
no toddlercon
Things that make loli happy: a new thread and a pair of headphones to listen to J-Pop with.
Hentai - request, fap, talk, fap more
Angry rape plz...wish i was man enough to rape..
Sissy maid/ waitress trap plz
Ty for the thread I'm so horny today.
>>563729613
But anon, if you rape someone and get caught, you won't be able to masturbate to these pictures any more
Post your fav Irish music /b/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYqWtIm0zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOZHwWFjb30
No rubber bandits pls. ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-OnS3LPt0w
Thousands are Sailing song about immigrating to America.
One, Fuck the Pogues.
Two, well don't really have a two but seriously fuck the Pogues, they are a decent band but they are not the be all fucking end all
So, tomorrow is the first day of a court case that I'm in. Who wants to hear the story?
>Spoiler: It involves Femanazi's
go. away. faggot.
>>563726954
speak young master
enlight me OP
I don't see a creepshots thread so I'm starting one. Dumping a few pics of fresh oc I took today. Enjoy and dump your own.
Same girl
Again
milf thread
New thard
>>563725886
>>563725886
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>>563731534
bump
>>563731534
Bip bap to the grizzity grap, niggers
Bump for the ride
Nicky new clip
>>563722289
Nicki thread? Hell yeah
>>563722548
Niiiickiiiii!
>>563722289
FUCK THIS NIGGER-BITCH
Slaughter begins at 1:00
GET IN HERE
what is this?
reporting in, make this a good show op
Michellecarroll1 kik also got her fb info to post her nudes there
I'm not sure if i'm attracted or not. you must post more so I can be sure.
>>563698716
Fuck no
Is she from the UK? She looks familiar
HACKED CCTV VIDEOS
FOR THOSE WHO WERE THERE, WE HAVE CAPTURED THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3juaajj3OqA&feature=youtu.be
>>563703242
2/3 uploading now, 7 mins remaining.
>>563703242
did you happen to catch the porn sounds?
>>563703434
I did indeed.
that'll be 3/3, maintenance man up next.
And again
Monitoring
>Be me, a 26 year old hog hunter
>Leave the swamps of Florida because fuck swamps
>make a decent amount of money hunting hogs for the local farmers
>move up to Appalachia
>Fucking beautiful up here, outside of Asheville
>Well, it was beautiful until some hippies decided to release a shit ton of fluffys into the mountains
>Start trespassing on neighbors’ properties as well as mine, fucking up our gardens
>Mayor of our little town calls together a town hall meeting
>Casually suggest we over rewards for those who bring in these fluffys, dead or alive.
>Mostly everyone agrees minus a few hippies. One actually runs out crying
>fucking hippies
>Go and buy a Ruger Mini 14 because the caliber is much better than the FAL that I used to hunt hogs with, I can actually
>First things first, need to capture one alive to use as the basis of a scent for my German Shepard named Buddy
>Fucking love Buddy
>Take a 69 cent can of “sketti” and open the top
>Place the can in a clearing and wait in the brush
>Sure enough, a pack of about ten show up
>I distinguish the smarty out of the pack, flanked by two toughys , one red and black with the other purple
>How the fuck did they come up with these colors
>Sight my rifle, and begin plucking them off one by one
>The red and black toughy drops to the ground first
>I have half of the pack down before they realize what the hell is going on.
>These fuckers have to trot over the grass, slows them down by a good amount
>Two are left; I sprint about 20 yards to catch the smarty
>Whistle to Buddy and point to a lime green one trying it’s hard to get away
>Buddy takes off and snags it in his jaw in about 7 seconds, by 10 he’s shaken it to death.
>>563680201
>”NU NU, LET BABBEH GOW!” The little fucker shouts at the top of his lungs as he dangles by his shit brown mane
>A swift punch to the gut makes him shut up
>Throw him in a dark bag, he him have an anxiety attack by being in a dark place.
>Go around, pick up the bodies of the other fluffys, gotta make a living somehow
>Make it back home and empty the bag in the basement where I have cages set up
>The only live one is bawling, being surrounded by his dead pack has traumatized him.
>Pick him up by his mane
“Listen up faggot, you’re about to earn your life.” I tell him.
“Nu, Nu NU NU!” He shouts.
>Throw the little rat against the wall, I swear I could hear at least one rib crack
>Buddy begins to growl, tell him to check his shit
“Wan go howme, miss mamah.” The little shit cries.
>Looking back, I figured this was a weak smarty, most of them don’t resort to crying for “mamah” that easily
>pick the fucker up and bring him to buddy, stick him up to Buddy’s nose
”Pwease… pwease no owies”
“Where are there more of you?” I ask.
“Big mowuntain, a nice, fwat top” He squeaks
“Thanks fuck face, I think I know which one.”
>Throw him in the cage as he screams about his owies
>Start loading cages in the back of my car and wait until night
>Four cages in total, four cans of sketti
>Drive to the closest hiking spot, which seems to make sense. People from the city come out here all the time and leave trash, which attracts the little shits.
>Takes two trips and I’m a bit out of shape, the ascent is about thirty minutes, the descent is about 20
>Get cans of spaghetti with some cheap marina sauce set up in the cages
>Night time falls, rig the cages to all close at one with the pull of a string
>Slowly, they start herding up to the mountain top
>>563680289
>Holy shit, there are at least 30 here
>Cages are able to hold about seven standard fluffys, two sit on the outside, hungry
>String is pulled, signal for Buddy to take out a fluffy while I grab the other
>Buddy shakes one to death while I slit the other one’s throat
>The fluffy’s screams are drowned in blood, I love it
>the others in the cage don’t seem to comprehend what is going on, they’re too into their spaghetti
>As I lift up two cages, they begin to cry over the spaghetti spilling through the crates
“You stupid fucks, do you not realize what’s going on?” I nearly shout at these idiots.
“Mista, where awe you takin us?” One of them has the balls to ask.
“You’re mine now.” I growl. Buddy seemed to growl with me.
>Get the cages back to the car, fluffys crying and shitting all over the place.
>Have to get that shit cleaned up
>The descents take a bit longer than usual, having to carry two crates of these rats
>All the time they ask the same stupid shit
“Mista, I miss my mamah”
“Mista, awe you ouw nu daddeh?”
>If I wasn’t on planning to make money, I would have shot them all in the cages
>Finally slam the last of the cages down, crushing one of their little legs in the process
>Driving home, blasting tunes at a louder volume than usual to drown out the crying
>Finally arrive, in the darkness of night take them down the basement
>Line up the cages along the walls and open them
>They start to emerge, minus the mare with a broken leg
“Listen up you little shits, you’re going to breed for me” I commanded. They looked up at me and stared stupidly at me. I had read about special terms that they use.
“Special huggies” I say.
“Nu mista, nu want speciaw huggies” One boldly clams.
>Quickly snag it by her neck and hold it up in the air for all to see
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>Take out my knife and slit her throat, drop her to the ground and watch her squirm around, getting blood all over the place
“Anybody else?” I ask. There were no responses.
>Fast forward a few days, have my own Fluffy Pony breeding ground
>Mares sleep in the cages, three to a cage; this is their space for breeding space
>Colts sleep on the outside of the cages, not much worse than the mares
>Read somewhere that every group needs an example of what happens to bad behavior
>Choose the mare whose leg I broke
“Laura, come here.” I shout at her.
>She’s beyond broken, she listens to my every command and almost never cries for “sketti” anymore
“Laura, did you make bad poopsies?” I ask her, pointing to the steaming pile of shit away from the uncovered drain where they’re supposed to go.
“Nu, it was Wywe” She said, pointing to a colt named Lyle. I looked at him and curled my finger. Instead of coming to me like a good colt, he ran into a cage. I do not tolerate such bullshit.
>Go over and grab Lyle by the neck and take him over to the “No-no noose”, two nooses I tied in the basement to discipline the fluffy in trouble along with Laura. I wouldn’t want them to suffer alone, that would be abuse
“Nu, nu pwease daddeh!” He shouts.
“I’m not your fucking daddy.” I shout back.
>Tie noose around his neck and let him dangle while I grab Laura
>She doesn’t even give a shit anymore, maybe I should just put her out of her misery
>Let Lyle go after he looks like he’s going to pass out
>After I undo Lyle, I let Laura go and drop her
New mlp thread old one reached lim9t
I do requests :^)