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why is my dicks skin peeling off. It hurts so bad underneath. Please
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank my lord and savior, Shrek, for giving me this opportunity.
Praise be to thee, oh glorious oniony lord! For you, my heart, my soul, and anus is open! Next i would like to thank my parents and wife for being so supportive of my belief in Shrek. Even though they'd accused me of taking it a little ogreboard at one point, I'd still believed. Next i would like to thank my local produce store manager, who always made sure to keep fresh onions stocked up for me when I was performing my rituals of praise to Shrek. And to the shitposting newfags, because they give me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. It will forever be embedded into my layers. Im truly ogrejoyed. And last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on, if you just lovingly spread your ass cheeks open for Shrek. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams, keep your layers up and your sphincter ready. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone. Thank you Shrek.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
m8 gotta fap gentler
pls
femanon cont thread, to answer the unanswered questions. not sure if i'll answer any new ones. new timestamp, whoo
e-mail anon will be e-mailed shortly
>>563943252
Ever fuck a nigger?
>>563941791 ('why aren't women bothered by being useless')
eh, I personally don't feel a rush to improve myself. I guess you could call it depression or something
>>563941831 (madbro)
still, why do you care about my standards
>>563941901 ('do you suck dicks for fun')
not exactly, I need to know the person sufficiently (no one night stand blows) and I'm in no (other) relationship at the time.
>>563941948 ('domination' fag)
there was like three other people in the thread
kill yourself
>>563942058 (rate)
5.5/10
>>563942115 (deutschfag)
.... nein danke
>>563942160 (ribcage=trap)
nope, just got a weird ribcage.
>>563942181 (toe socks)
last did when I was 7 years old
>>563942275 (grower)
ah. maybe I guess
>>563943252
Are you from Switzerland? Because there arent many countries where you can find a bf named Lukas.
www.chat-avenue.com/adultchat.html
make ur username 12yr old girl and type hello into the chat and u'll get like 50 msgs no joke
Trying this now...
>>563938707
>>563938537
Holy fucking shit this works, lmao
Everyone get the fuck in here
monitoring this thread
So /b/ was this shit faked or what?
maybe?
still can't find that damn video
>>563948675
Defiantly faked and as for retards who can't find the video, well I just said it you're mentally retarded. Try LiveLeak morons.
Draw random shit /b/
Hello thread.
blazin' it bb
Im gonna hop on this bandwagon
Join us in the ride, won't you?
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wha
>>563942549
MODS=GODS
Norway is the best country
Yeah, we're helping americans rape the middle east. We're the fucking greatest. </sarcasm>
Agreed
>>563902410
i agree, too bad my country has fallen into ruins.. It used to be the best...
Weird/Cool art thread
I can't wait to visit the World Trade Center next month
Are you guys worried about Y2K?
I am a little
What is this 4chan thing?
Do you think that Attack of the Clones will be better that The Phantom Menace?
huge vagina thread?
>>563926010
Nice thumbnail faggot
so a penis?
>>563926010
big vulva thread
Rate my qt3.14 bf :^)
Superman pillow. nuff said
2/10
Not attractive.
Mirrored/10
Also edgemaster posters
my grand father just gave me this gold coin.
would it be immoral to sell it right away?
Yes. Don't sell it, you blinded little Westerner. Money isn't the most important thing in life.
>>563929176
Well first off, some people are just not interested in coins, or gold rings, or gold chains, expensive watches, etc (I'm not)
Saying that, I would wait until he dies first. There is such a thing as respect.
is your grand father rosland capitol?
I know whats up.
Ask me anything about life or reality.
What drugs are you on/have you done
Who is Gaia?
Can you explain why you're so gay?
>TUMBLR IS THE BEST SITE EVER!
ITT: tumblr autism
go faggots
lel
>>563911929
Some OC
>>563912495
> love yourselves
> im lovin it
Chav thread?
perfect ass
butterfaces or average girls with great bodies are the best
