mom and son
>>687789730
this is actually happening somewhere, lucky fucker.
>>687789945
indeed bro
Catfish thread. Tips and tricks on how to scam.
Girl in picture is emmpot
>>687781951
be a trap
send tease pics
hint at needing money
get money
get a lot of money
cut contact
move on to next mark
Hey /b/,
I have an idea to piss a lot of people off and I feel like you all might like it, so here goes:
We make or use our twitter accounts and spam hashtags #JusticeForHarambe and #BlackLivesMatter in the same tweet, but make it somewhat clear that we mean Harambe is the black life that mattered.
Example:
"That poor gorilla. #JusticeForHarambe #BlackLivesMatter"
or
"That kid shouldn't have jumped in there. We will remember you Harambe! #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForHarambe"
Or, ya know, #GorillaLivesMatter could be just as fun.
>>687789242
not your personal army you fucking faggot
mods ban this little shit
>>687789293
I literally said "you all might like it"
It's a fucking idea you retarded nigger, not asking for help
>>687789293
Not a personal army request, so shut your cock holster.
>move into apartment found online
>roommate is a girl, similar in age
>seems chill
>first morning, go in to take shower
>bra on counter
>huh, must have been running late.
>set up room
>she comes in to check it out
>"I'm still waiting for the bed. I ordered a queen, but I'm not sure if it'll be too much space"
>"Well, it will be good for when you have a girl sleeping there with you."
>Today my cat was playing in her room.
>Hear her saying really loud
>"OH! Are you playing with my underwear?"
>Hear her say from her room
>"What is this? Oh my god! Is that a condom? How long have I had it? Oh, no it's not expired. Maybe I'll use it"
>Get home from work tonight. Her door's ajar and the light is on.
>Ten minutes later and stands in front of my door.
>She's in a hoodie and panties
>boyshorts
>Says something about how she fell asleep when she had plans.
>Few hours later, comes out again.
>Pokes her head into my room, smiles
>She's in the middle of pulling off her hoodie
>Standing there in her bra and panties, she turns the ac on
Am I reading too much into this? Does my new roommate want to bang me?
It seems obvious as fuck. Just fuck her nigger. I wish I got to go home to a fuck buddy every night.
Got any pics of her?
>>687790002
>chance to have sex with grill
>punches grill in face
>writes about it to 4chan
Hello infidels.
Give us one reason not to behead you for not converting to Islam.
>protip: you can't
Islam will prevail. The disbelievers will perish.
Allahu akbar!
>>687790326
>slam will prevail.
While you are swinging swords around beheading people, we are aiming satelite-guided nuclear weapons at your ass.
Who do you think will prevail?
>>687790326
I like this post
>>687790585
We will.
Well I got the sharpies in pooper and brush in cooter, now what ?
Now kys
Now send me your kik
Draw a pretty picture with the sharpies
Tasmania thread
GO!
You're not a state, you're a fucking island.
Its a WA thread now.
>>687790950
>Inb4 I actually know you
Fluffy thread
milf thread!!
What's the saddest experience you've had, /b/?
> also general feels thread
>>687787455
They cancelled "Selfie"
>>687787455
>What's the saddest experience you've had, /b/?
Knowing there are people like you, OP.
>>687787455
>be cab driver
>come across a accident on country road
>car rolled, 14 year old girl got thrown out and is lying in middle of the road
>her driver friend is still in car
>get out and try to help young girl
>shes got a fucked up skull and is twitching and staring at the sky
>don't know what to do so I just kneel beside her and tell her it will be ok
>suddenly police car turns up
>go home, suddenly its all too much, damn that cop she was a hottie
saddest experience
Girls you know and you want to fuck
>>687787660
why is she showing her tits like that
this makes me angry
s/fur
summerfag edition
>what does the s/ mean
>>687790739
Gay
Girls we've had sex with, fb edition
girl on the right
Good luck. We'll know if you're lying.
I do not have to.
>>687792193
besides that, I miss caturday.
Came here in 2010. Anyone remember Tripson? Her nudes were the best.
Drawthread: Chill Edition
Come in and have fun
>>687784539
>nah
>i've been here semi-recently
Maki?
>>687785680
Thanks Crim.
>Also Durst.
>>687785680
/r/ you do a version of this.
>So I can use it near end of thread before a new one, fellow drawfag.
Simple requests?
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