Itt: We post pick up lines and first impressions that ACTUALLY WORK.
This girl works as a bank teller at my local bank. Shes a brunette with pale skin and large breasts. After listening to her talk, ive noticed she is strong willed and rather intellegent.
I am so attracted to her that I get shy and act very beta.
>Enough
I have to dig deep and say something to make her laugh. But its hard to be spontaneous on the spot.
I need help!
>me : hey do u have a map ?
>her : why ?
> me : cuz i'm lost in your eyes
11/10 would get her wet af
>>687833080
That may get a laugh. But I need a date with her.
Do you guys watch Chaturbate?
Recently I learned how to record live shows from Chaturbate using VLC and Livestreamer, so I started recording the best models I could find there
The result is that it became an addiction, everyday I check Chaturbate to see if there is something worth recording.
The worst part is that I cannot play any games while recording because VLC just crashes if I open up a game
>>687823612
this is my folder with the recorded streams
>>687823612
So who is she?
>>687823612
What are you waiting for?
Name my band
>>687833426
Band of Brothers
>>687833426
The Dindus.
>>687833426
Poor, Dirty And The Ignorants
Going to smoke first time weed on monday, anything i should know?
>>687826385
Everyone reacts differently. I love it, others get really uncomfortable
You should know that approximately 1 in 3 people who smoke cannabis for the first time before age 21 develop homosexual tendencies within 2 years.
>>687822292
wowie
Kik or sc: lizzyx202
fluffy thread GOOOOO
anyone else posting?
PUSH UP THREAD
last 2 digits is the number of push ups you do. if you roll you must do them all, no exceptions.
no puss outs.
a ver
Say nuttin i'll do last 3 digits you american man are some pussios no wonder UK is superior
Roll because fuck my life
I don't understand how jn the 21st century people STILL deny the existence of god.
>protip you can't prove Christianity false.
You can't prove it to be true eiter.
You can't prove it right
>>687824658
Nice b8 m8
Beer is fucking disgusting, I can't see how people can drink so much of this shit.
What is your favorite brand?
>>687829730
guinness
>>687829730
founders' all day ipa
>>687829924
to each their own. It's fucking expensive but I'm a London Pride/Spitfire drinker
Deutsch Faden
Warum nicht unterwegs, Anons?
>>687832039
top OP
anon der seiner ex schreiben will reportiert ein
>>687832135
>Will
Tu es einfach
>>687832245
esse noch, danach
/b/'s favorite anime?
drink clorox
>>687826528
No u
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>687833382
I think you broke the rule of "no saving thumbnail images"
>>687833584
Hey Shizuru
>>687833871
That's why they make porn
>>687833610
Sleeping better?
>>687833681
For you
>>687833894
Apologies. I forgot about that.
Ask away.
YLYL THREAD FAGS
lolicon thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/147/
Anon, where must I go to get my hands on such smut?
Wait
