YLYL greentext edition
only stuff you lost hard to
Fucking kill yourself. You have no sense of humor.
Check'em You Gay Cocksucking Faggots
>>687787751
Double Dubs Retarted faggot Faggot
>>687784022
That's not a green text fuck face
>>687788641
Fuck off none of these are
>>687788883
So close
>>687788883
See
>>687787751
Fuck head, and if you don't want a green text edition don't fucking request it faggot
>>687788976
Five off isn't close you cunt
Bunpy
:uuu
semi afk posting here
>>687789642
Fucking died laugthing
>>687787751
The longer version of this is basically the butcher guy was legit psycho, but op managed to explain shit to him and psycho meat man said soz n fucked off.
>>687786190
I actually think a Fliz would be fun as fuck to ride
anyone else here?
>>687790637
>.gif
>>687791090
lurkin
>>687789693
Lost
>>687791090
Always gets me.
Why is none of this greentext?
The op even said "greentext edition" and then preceded to not post any greentext.
>>687788888
>>687790184
Fucking lost, motherfucker
>>687791270
I haven't lost that bad in years. I am legitimately crying right now from laughing so hard.
>>687791679
here's your greentext
unfortunately i don't really have many actual greentexts but i mean thread seemed pretty dead so i just posted this stuff anyway
most greentexts aren't really good enough for me to save tbh
>>687792558
Lost hard. How did he not finish the job after that?
>>687791735
Kek'd
>Door handle
long one
>>687790231
GODDAMN...Japan bringing it.
outdated joke
>>687784022
Fucking newfag doesn't even post a greentext to begin with
>>687789168
>>687789312
>>687789642
what
the
fuck
>>687793684
crying
if anyone was wondering about the filenames i name them when i save them so i remember what they are when scrolling through quickly
I have oc but this is my first greentext
Let me know if u want
>>687790304
Fucking topkek
"Fresh" OC.
>be me
>normal day, home alone
>on a fart combo streak
>stomach hurts
>turd camping anus for 1hr now
>go bathroom to shit
>just another shit, no worries
>sit on toilet, shit wont come out
>fear strikes my mind
>itwontfuckingexit.jpg
>stuck in toilet, claustrophobia strikes
>start sweating, 10% of this monster is out, the rest has yet to come
>anus burns, can't handle size
>sudden flashbacks of collapsed anuses and hemorrhoids start playing in my vision
>start crying out of fear, covered in sweat
>hyperventilating the barnyard smell
>try to cut this alaskan bull worm in pieces by closing
>shit like a deer
>stomach pain is gone, feel relieved
>BUTWAITTHERESMORE.jpg
>Final Boss NG50+ is approaching
>just kill me end this agony
>try to push it out, feel it almost coming out, close anus inb4 prolapse, repeat x20
>finally shit it out
>ass still burning to this point
>flush toilet, it wont even fucking move ONE bit
>wipe ass, desperately try to flush it away
>use glass of hot water to make it "dissolve"
>genius me, pour water from a heigth, poopy water bounces all over my clothes
>covered in shit at this point, been breathing barnyard-shit-air for the past 40 minutes, drenched in sweat.
>on this day, my asshole received a grim reminder
>type this while my ass is bleeding
Pic related.
>>687791050
the cringe is strong, especially putting it on a faggy background
>>687791216
lel
>>687794771
That hurt to read.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out
It's not that i'm completely out of images, but i cbf sorting through them and dealing with captchas anymore, so I'm gonna lurk. pls post good shit so i can save more tho
>>687795792
Oh god that's glorious
>>687796503
TCH!!!
>>687796503
pls no
>>687796503
no.
>>687796503
dont do this
>>687796503
pls no.
>>687795509
Wow that's awesome!
>>687797496
lol. I wish this was true.
Fucking mussies in Sydney are the same. They never fight fucking one on one. They're dogs.
>>687798201
its the same everywhere
>>687793625
I want to die
>>687798201
They're called sand niggers for a reason.
>>687789642
holy fuck. that looks painful
>>687789753
hahaaha
>>687796503
I OPENED IT
>>687797412
What is this?
>>687794882
That isnt even cringy though. What are you going to do as a conductor? Have a mental breakdown everytime you have to witness running someone over on the tracks thats trying to kill themselves? Its not like you can just stop the train man. The way that guy is handling it is a good way to protect his sanity. Though a better way would be to quit that fucking job.
>>687792367
Lost
>>687796503
no pls
>>687790184
Lost hard
>>687794513
Do tell
>>687796503
pls no
>>687793685
Read an article on this, OP died.
>>687794863
8/10
im happy with it
>>687796503
pls no
>>687789693
I'm crying right now, ive seen them all up until this one and hit hit me like a fucking truck I cant stop laughing hahaha
>>687792048
cancer
>>687796503
cunt
>>687791090
genius
>>687791735
Fuck off summerfag with your 9gag tier shit
>>687792148
always lose to shrek
>>687796503
pls no
>>687789312
Oh god it looks like a turkeys head
>>687796503
plz no
>>687796503
fuck you
>>687790637
Haven't seen one that good in awhile
>>687788031
what dubs are you talking about nigger?
>>687792898
lost
>>687794771
jesus christ on a bicycle
>>687795184
ahahaha
>>687791150
> not knowing that .gif was often used for still images because of the higher resolution.
>>687796503
asshole
>>687796508
damn that was fast i just closed that thread
>>687798822
that's not funny, not because of the sad story or whatever, this is just not funny
>>687796503
sdhrthjuet5thnhner
>>687796503
cunt
>>687796503
Fucking fake as fuck
Commenting just to be safe
>>687796503
replying
>>687798668
The last raid that was actually worth watching.
>>687795509
This is why you do not fuck around with crowdsourcing, it can achieve some pretty crazy shit...
>>687789753
I lol'd.
>>687796503
pls no
>>687796503
Ya dickhead.
>>687796503
fuck my mom t b h family
>>687796503
I hope that bitch dies soon.
>>687784316
>slide to unlock
>>687792048
fuck these posts
>>687791090
i remember this.
>>687796503
meh...
>>687792508
lying on the florr xDDD
>>687796503
Bazooka
>>687791050
oh my god i laughed so hard. this is what you dont learn at train school
>>687796503
nope
>>687796503
faggot
>>687796503
vfsdg
>>687792048
fag
>>687793516
lost
>>687796503
replied
>>687791735
Shit teir
>and the answer is 9
>>687796503
stop that
>>687791270
I'M FUCKING DYING HOLY MOTHER OF KEK
>>687796503
Plox no
>>687796503
fuck off
>>687792048
fuck you
>>687796503
jjhhh
>>687788031
fucking summerfag
>>687808933
>>687809080
holy shit.
lost to both
>>687791090
This actually happens in Chinese universities.
>>687808515
no it isn't
>>687792048
DUDE STOP
>>687792048
SHIT FAGGOT
>>687792048
Posting just to be safe. I love my mom, you fucking asshole.
>>687796503
I hate you bazzople
>>687796503
no.
>>687788031
the fuck you talking about
>>687793625
This post made me want to start collecting my cum to see what will it look like.
>>687790231
>inb4 weaboo english teacher hating on america
All anon's can now relax.
>>687789312
It's called the double fisted dove's breast. My neighbor says he used to play frisbee with a guy who used it to impress people. Not sure how they were impressed, but I don't play frisbee.
>>687796503
cunt
>>687794243
why is this so fucking funny jesus christ
>>687784316
>slide to unclock
Fuck I lost
>>687808515
it's 1
>>687792048
Die in a hole
>>687796503
Ayylmao
>>687792427
fake
>>687792048
>fucking today
>>687796503
What it do
>>687796503
fuck you.
>>687796503
y u do this
>>687812473
Thank you immunity cat.
>>687794265
>the real Big Bang Theory
>>687796503
You are a bad man
>>687792048
Seems familiar
>>687790184
People still post this? Beyblade guy here
>>687792048
Fuck sake
>>687811610
I didn't reply to it a bunch of times already and nothing happened, never go full /x/
>>687792048
...
>>687794882
It's taken from /a/, therefore the anime background.
>>687792048
Meme magic is real, not fucking with this
>>687796503
fuck you
>>687796503
Cancer
>>687812473
Immunity cat is so fucking based.
>>687792048
Sleep tight pupr
>>687798822
This belongs to feels thread. Made me sad.
>>687800031
oh shit nigga, i saw this thread earlier
>>687792048
noooooooooo
>>687812513
>tumblr2.0
kill yourself faggot
>>687816039
whats up with that guys face? does he have melty face syndromistus?
>>687798822
Unexpected ending
>>687796503
pls no
>>687791216
This one always gets me
>>687792048
You cunt
>>687813090
Why are most greentexts about shitting ?
>>687793709
>>687793874
Hmmm...
