I want to have sex with my mother. How can i tell her or to hint that i want to have sex with her. I really want to fuck her. help me please
how old are you, her?
Im 19, her 45
alcohol. dont forget to film it tho.
First 3 words?
Wow, sexy
Moar pictures please
why so often?
YLYL
s/fur
Just finished zootopia because I'm a faggot
Wasn't all that great. Had its moments, but overall it was just of campy and the plot seemed just kind of thrown together. What'd you degenerates think of it? Would you fuck the bunny?
Hey /b/ I'm 18 and my friend and I were wondering if we should sign up to be webcam girls, but just for our feet? Plenty of people like feet, right? Or are mine too weird? Pic are them, ignore the bandaids I'm clumsy
Show tits first
use fiverr
>>689504290
i second this and a timestamp
YLYL thread
cuck thread
post your gf/wife and anons say how they would fuck her
>>689503352
would tear those pants open, ram my cock in her ass, pull hair, and cum buckets
Late night emo thread?
>>689497797
snorlax....super slut at the age of just 18 she claims to have slept with over 40 guys.
It's late b.
Sleep tight egger fam
>>689501530
Sleep tight egger
Sleep tight nigger
VAPORWAVE
i will be posting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIzYViXcDf8
Cats Corp. - space lounge
YGYL: You Groove You Lose thread. BONUS if you can give sauce for this song https://bumps.treesnetwork.com/watch/0B2S4S5C2eedDeHlDY1c5WFFERVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgZCxhhUBMs
Favorite
>>689496068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_Nbbltfso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv6oOxn1axw
Here's a hypothesis: If gun owners want the gun control issue to go away, they should stop shooting innocent people all the time.
Fag in a thread yesterday whined that "The vast majority of gun owners are peaceful people who just want to live their lives like everyone else"
If that's the case, then why don't they act on their peaceful nature and get rid of their guns and embrace the suggestion: live their lives like everyone else who doesn't have a gun, instead of unnecessarily taking on the statistical risks of gun ownership, and subjecting the rest of us to that risk as well?
> Wahhhhh! because giving the government, military, and police a monopoly on violence is dangerous!
Last time I checked the American military and police aren't responsible for 15,000 domestic homicides every year. How many Vietnams worth of American dead would it take to convince nutjobs that this is a substantial public health issue?
How about a compromise: Gun nuts get all the guns they want for free, but they have to suck the bullets out of Obama’s cock.
General comment: Conservatives are mentally ill. How is it possible to go through life being so hysterically frightened of everything all the time? Everything scares them. Everything is a threat to them. Everything is a deliberate progressive-engineered conspiracy designed to disrupt their lives and terrorize their children. The ethos underlying conservativsm seems entirely identified with the impulse to subject innocent people to inferior treatment for no cogent reason. It's shameful. Embarrassing. It’s silly, and morally criminal.
These people are defective organisms. I feel almost as though a human speciation event is occurring. Sooner or later, the normals among us will have cured cancer and be living on mars to the ripe age of 250, and conservatives will basically still be jungle cannibals dancing and barking around a burning cauldron with chicken bones in their noses, throwing rocks and their own shit at strangers.
Not everyone lives in their mom's basement OP. Some of us have reasons for owning a gun.
>>689501413
>If gun owners want the gun control issue to go away, they should stop shooting innocent people all the time.
Go fuck yourself
Show me pics of your gf/wife.
>>689501864
Nice ass
>>689502278
moar. love her tits. any ass or face pics?
The sjw mods' precious morals got offended, kek
What are you're favorite toppings? pepperonis ok, but bacon is god-tier
Cheese pizza for me, please.
Pineapple is god tier tbqh
Honestly if you put cheese on pizza, you're a monster
The science is here people, home made to perfection.
Rate my bong /b
>>689499150
How did you do it?
10/10
>>689499460
Used a diamond drill bit to make the hole
Stole the flask ;)