Post your literal 10/10
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One of my exes bffs. Tbh I just have a huge thing for hot natural redheads. But she's a 10/10. Would def fuck/marry.
Calling all weird kids, gimme your stories. I'll go first.
>Be me
>Weird AF kid
>Liked to play with ants while on the playground
>Grew up midwest, there were a few huge ant nests on the playground
>Had a trick to it, I'd put a bowl over the top of a nest and a sugar packet off to one side to herd the ant colonies around.
>Sometimes, I'd push two colonies near each other, watch them fight in epic wars.
>Other times, I'd push the nests near classrooms, try to start infestations.
>No one understands be genius, they call me the bug kid
>Two bigger kids start tormenting me. They weren't popular or anything, but I think that was part of the reason. They wanted status.
>They throw soccer balls, etc. at me, but I either dodge them or ignore them.
>Just makes it worse
>One day, they throw a baseball instead of a soccerball.
>Hits me in the face. Knocks out my front teeth, busts my lip.
>They get suspended for two weeks, have to write me an apology letter.
>My parents are rich, not a big deal to get my face fixed, mostly just painful.
>They get back to school, teacher makes them apologize.
>Seems like everything is going to be cool now.
>Next, first recess in the morning, go to playground.
>All my nests are dead. The two assholes are laughing, saying they did the world a favor.
>They killed my ants. Came back after school and sprayed them with raid.
>I panic, wander around the playground.
>Find one lone nest under one of the portables, thank god.
>Relieved some ants are left, but fury in my bones.
>Bust my face? Fine. Kill my ants? There will be blood.
>Migrate the ant nest out to area by the swings.
>Challenge bullies to a fight after school by said swingset.
>I'm small and a bit scrawny, but I had three older brothers, my fighting style is ruthless.
>Bullies come after school.
>First one punches me in the mouth, breaking my two new crowns.
>Hurts like a bitch, but it shreds his hand up.
>I pretend to go down, curl into a ball.
>Cont below.
Also, I've posted this same story to Robot 9001, so you know.... repost. I guess. Thought you folks might appreciate it too.
Continuing with the story:
>Grab kid's leg, both arms, both legs.
>He tries to squirm away, but can't. Two arms and two legs are just hard to pry off.
>I bite the tendon behind his knee as he flexes, manage to mangle it enough he can't stand anymore.
>He screams and flops onto the ground.
>He can crawl, but he can't stand up.
>Other kid's hand is mangled from the punch, so we box a little now. We're both shit, but he's extra shitty with one hand, so he runs off to get adult help.
>I drag cripple-bro back to ant nest.
>He fights like a mad beast, but he's only got one good leg right now, and whenever he tries to get up, I just kick him back down.
>Ants are riled up, starting biting him.
>He can't get away, can't crawl (I drag him back) can't fight (can't stand)
>Go on for about a half hour, one of the neighborhood parents comes back.
>They freak the hell out.
>Parents are rich AF remember?
>Get me some good defense. Get suspended for fighting, but the whole "assaulted with ants" is hard to prove.
>Everyone scared to death of me for the rest of my school career (even high school)
>Don't give a shit.
And that's the basics of the tale. Kid needed surgery to get his leg un-fucked, and had some sort of mega allergic reaction to all the ant bites, almost died. His parents tried to sue mine, but my parents technically only have a networth of like 1,500 dollars, the rest of it is locked up on a trust, and can't be taken, even by lawsuits. Other parents gave up and sued the distrct. Don't know if they won.
Go on, OP!
>>680351204
You have my attention
Dropbox thread post anything
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We're doing one of these threads, post shit like this
cringe thread
i found this a couple of minutes ago
more like this
Got a kik?
>>680350828
Then post.
>>680350828
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New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Kill yourself
>>680349777
Bitch must be 40 by now.
I bet she settles down with a fat neckbeard, desperate to have kids
I think it's important in this day and age to be aware of others' sexual orientation and gender identity, so I've posted a link for you all to study and memorize all of them.
http://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
>>680339690
I WANT TO BE THE WOMAN WITH A MAN CHEST AND BOTTOM SKIRT.
>>680339690
Faggot
>>680339690
Lmao mentally ill faggots.
Trips names my new CS:GO Knife.
>>680353007
Cunt
>>680353007
gayboy peng
the virgin tool
>All these anti-Trump threads
Are you scared of something, degenerate commies ?
Scared of being deported like the rapists and bombers they are
CAN'T
STUMP
Hey, /b/.
What do you think about the new design on the 20 dollar bill?
>>680351723
Proof:
http://bigstory.ap.org/2b5d8f938a5a4e1fb554cffdcfeb1459
>>680351723
I think they should put on portraits of the Africans who sold everyone the slaves in the first place.
I'm glad they didn't use this pic.
my best friend just fucked me in the ass
Hot
guess that means he's your boyfriend now
>oh no!
>>680347201
Was it good though?
Alright /b/ here's my story
>be me
>23
>have this 10/10 qt in my class (let's name her Mali)
>learn she has bf (we'll call him Dick)
>it's been 3 years
>whatever.exe let's see
>from september to october, we're like best friends
>always eat together, sit next to each other etc
>October 20th
>have this big party at Mali's bff at school (only met 2 months ago but they're kinda close, name's BB)
>we're like the VIP of the night
>cleaning, helping drunk people
>kisses me on the cheek three times through the night (left at 6am)
>that's the kind of girl I'm looking for
>start to develop feelings
>October 29th
>another party
>tell her I'll be there around 11pm
>begs me to come earlier, her bf is here and he'll make her leave early
>Dick is that typical antisocial beta weirdo
>drunk me arriving at midnight
>she's so happy to see me
>talk to Dick and Mali for 40min
>then they leave because Dick
>(learn later that they were 6 going home at the same time, and Dick didn't want to be with'em)
>from this moment, she looks sadder each day
>try to figure what's wrong
>she won't tell
>november goes on like this
>we have that big Christmas party at school (early december)
>2 days before, she looked sad af
>text her later about it, her answer :
>"You'll ask me when I'm drunk"
cont
>>680342072
>day of Christmas party
>decide to organize a before-party
>invite Mali and some good friends
>on the way, friend tells me there's something between us
>kind of a sexual tension
>once she's drunk, go and see her
>tells me about her insecurities
>but we constantly get interrupted
>drunk people coming and telling shit
>in the end we only spoke for like an hour
>fuck I want my answers
>tuesday (3 days later) going out of school
>we start speakin about friday night
>she asks me "wanna have a drink so we can talk about it ?"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>we go to shitty bar and both take hot chocolate
>decide to take her to my favorite bar
cont
>>680342186
>bartender knows me
>makes the best cocktails he can
>Mali goes to the bathroom
>bartender asks me if she's my gf
>"I'd like to"
>"don't worry, I'll take care of it"
>offers us free shots, good music etc (mah nigga)
>spend 6hours in bar
>she tells me about Dick
>"for him, I'm THE woman of his life
>but I don't feel the same, he's not the one I want...
>I've been trying to leave him since August
>but each time, he cries, crumbles
>and I give up the idea"
>ask her why she's still with him
>"because I love him"
>after bar don't know what to think
>got to know moar about her etc
>but at the same time, nothing really happened
cont
>>680342378
>spent christmas holidays with family abroad
>ff mid-January
>holidays
>whole school will go skiing at the end of the month
>BB's bf bday
>Mali's here
>decide to drink heavily before coming
>arrive at 10, sorta smashed
>5 classmates, 20 strangers
>ignore classmates, start talkin to everyone (know they mirin)
>before midnight, classmates go to other room to be alone
> chase'em
>20min later, Mali checks her phone, gets up
>"I have to go"
>Dick is at it again
>text her few hours later
>answers 2 days later in the middle of the night : "Kisses"
>first time she ever texts me this (I did multiple times)
>shit's gettin real
Caught thread
>>680322551
bumping for you my friend!
>>680322551
Lmao, what the fuck is wrong with bitches.
She didn't even care.
I don't ever want to get caught, but i'd love to catch someone, and them know I caught them and they continue while looking into my eyes...
that would drive me nuts
