I have a bunch of naked OC of girls from my school, anyone wanna let me watch them jack off to them on kik?
>>680361167
We just want the pics
>>680361167
post more pics
what school
Whats up /b/ .
Just set up an interview to join the Marine Corps and attend Officer Candidate School.
Any militaryfags know what im in for if i pass the preliminary evaluation and go to boot.
>personal experiences welcome.
enjoy being a piece of military equipment, and nothing more.
>>680359140
any experience to back up that claim.
i had an older brother who made commission in the army as a lieutenant.
Im pretty complacent in the fact that i have ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO.
Dubs decide
>tits or gtfo
Do it op
>>680361569
roll
ITT:
Name two funnier motherfuckers
protip: you can't
>>680360129
Himmler and Goebbels
>>680360129
what do you think will happend when jimmy leaves? I want opie to fail so fucking bad
odds fap
evens slep
Rollz
rollanana
raul
How can white girls ever compete with the magnificent beauty of ebony goddesses? All white devils should bow down to the Supreme Master Race of planet Earth.
>>680362303
"average" black woman
>>680362523
lol, no.
"Ideal" black woman
>Choses pic of two ugly black girls and choose pics of two cute white ones
Start rolling, faggots!
>>680359029
rolling
rollolo
>>680359029
lets go
This is a magical thread. It is impossible to get dubs in this thread.
k
>>680351987
cool
done
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Karen chan is mine.
>>680354737
Lewd
>200 word end of semester essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
>been shit posting the afternoon and night away
How fucked am I?
>>680359549
Current grade and total % its worth of overall grade?
>>680359549
Dude. 200 words? That's it? Don't be a pussy. Buckle down and you'll be done in an hour.
Kek what 200 word essay you can write that by the time I Check em m8
So I guess we're gonna have this dour faced chimp looking back at us every time we cough up for a pizza. Is there any ATM's that dish out 10's? The sandniggers at 7-11 always bitch when you pull a 50 out.
If ever there was an argument for a cashless society, this is it. The SJW's got a tofer. A nigger and a broad.
Non US here, what did she do to get her face on a 20? Looks like a gupsy in rags to me.
Idiots like OP are the reason they got all worked up in the first place.
Neuer Deutschfaden, diesmal mit Dirndl!
Was gab's zum Abendessen?
Hörter grad Musik? Wenn ja, was?
Filmempfehlung?
Am WE schon was vor?
Was war jetzt mit Meetup?
Ich dachte, der anon wollte Deutschland Titten!
Echt jetzt?
So far so good. Bump
>>680345779
Like this?
Post your literal 10/10
1
One of my exes bffs. Tbh I just have a huge thing for hot natural redheads. But she's a 10/10. Would def fuck/marry.
Calling all weird kids, gimme your stories. I'll go first.
>Be me
>Weird AF kid
>Liked to play with ants while on the playground
>Grew up midwest, there were a few huge ant nests on the playground
>Had a trick to it, I'd put a bowl over the top of a nest and a sugar packet off to one side to herd the ant colonies around.
>Sometimes, I'd push two colonies near each other, watch them fight in epic wars.
>Other times, I'd push the nests near classrooms, try to start infestations.
>No one understands be genius, they call me the bug kid
>Two bigger kids start tormenting me. They weren't popular or anything, but I think that was part of the reason. They wanted status.
>They throw soccer balls, etc. at me, but I either dodge them or ignore them.
>Just makes it worse
>One day, they throw a baseball instead of a soccerball.
>Hits me in the face. Knocks out my front teeth, busts my lip.
>They get suspended for two weeks, have to write me an apology letter.
>My parents are rich, not a big deal to get my face fixed, mostly just painful.
>They get back to school, teacher makes them apologize.
>Seems like everything is going to be cool now.
>Next, first recess in the morning, go to playground.
>All my nests are dead. The two assholes are laughing, saying they did the world a favor.
>They killed my ants. Came back after school and sprayed them with raid.
>I panic, wander around the playground.
>Find one lone nest under one of the portables, thank god.
>Relieved some ants are left, but fury in my bones.
>Bust my face? Fine. Kill my ants? There will be blood.
>Migrate the ant nest out to area by the swings.
>Challenge bullies to a fight after school by said swingset.
>I'm small and a bit scrawny, but I had three older brothers, my fighting style is ruthless.
>Bullies come after school.
>First one punches me in the mouth, breaking my two new crowns.
>Hurts like a bitch, but it shreds his hand up.
>I pretend to go down, curl into a ball.
>Cont below.
Also, I've posted this same story to Robot 9001, so you know.... repost. I guess. Thought you folks might appreciate it too.
Continuing with the story:
>Grab kid's leg, both arms, both legs.
>He tries to squirm away, but can't. Two arms and two legs are just hard to pry off.
>I bite the tendon behind his knee as he flexes, manage to mangle it enough he can't stand anymore.
>He screams and flops onto the ground.
>He can crawl, but he can't stand up.
>Other kid's hand is mangled from the punch, so we box a little now. We're both shit, but he's extra shitty with one hand, so he runs off to get adult help.
>I drag cripple-bro back to ant nest.
>He fights like a mad beast, but he's only got one good leg right now, and whenever he tries to get up, I just kick him back down.
>Ants are riled up, starting biting him.
>He can't get away, can't crawl (I drag him back) can't fight (can't stand)
>Go on for about a half hour, one of the neighborhood parents comes back.
>They freak the hell out.
>Parents are rich AF remember?
>Get me some good defense. Get suspended for fighting, but the whole "assaulted with ants" is hard to prove.
>Everyone scared to death of me for the rest of my school career (even high school)
>Don't give a shit.
And that's the basics of the tale. Kid needed surgery to get his leg un-fucked, and had some sort of mega allergic reaction to all the ant bites, almost died. His parents tried to sue mine, but my parents technically only have a networth of like 1,500 dollars, the rest of it is locked up on a trust, and can't be taken, even by lawsuits. Other parents gave up and sued the distrct. Don't know if they won.
Go on, OP!
>>680351204
You have my attention
