What-do-you-like-in-a-girl femanon, tried taking some of the request pics, if want
Shoe on head
in pooper
i like them to shut the fuck up
Why the fixation with pussy? what in the word is so exciting about a slit in a female human body?
it's just flaps and crannies, why you like dem fannies?
>>596944522
Good question.
>>596944522
gives life, gives love, gives pleasure. Pretty much awesome all around.
best of /b/, go
>>596928927
I know it really means nothing, but I was there for that and god damn it's just as funny now.
I changed my girlfriend from someone who would loudly proclaim that she would NEVER do anal, to someone who begs me to go balls deep in her shitter. I'm going to tell you how I did it. I'm not going to guarantee it will work for everybody, but this is the second time it has worked for me. She had never done anal before, but her ex once tried to force his cock in there and hurt her, so she was loudly dead against it.
PHASE ONE: GETTING THE BALL ROLLING
> been together about four months
> no ass play at all yet
> in a 69
> lick her asshole briefly
> afterwards she said she liked it and asked if i will do it again
> it begins........
> lick her asshole every chance i get
> i have a very long tongue so soon i start fucking her asshole with my tongue
> she's loving it
PHASE TWO: LAY SOME GROUNDWORK
(This may not seem relevant until later)
> start some light sub/dom play
> never mix the sub/dom and the ass stuff though
> she gets excited when i forcefully tell her what i'm gonna do to her
> make this a regular part of our sex life
PHASE THREE: MOVING THINGS ALONG
> we're spooning
> she likes me to kiss her back & shoulders when we spoon
> i sink low in the spooning position to kiss her back, just enough to align my cock with her ass crack
> as i kiss her and she gets excited i push my pelvis so that the length of my cock sits in her crack
> she pushes back
>afterwards we talk about it, she says "the pressure feels good"
> eeeeeexcellent....
> we begin to do this more regularly
> sometimes i apply pressure with the tip of my cock and she pushes back.
> i enter her very slightly, but pull away as if it was not intentional
> she notices this, but i do not remark
... continued ...
PHASE FOUR: THE DENIAL
> after another two months she asks "do you like the fuck girls in the ass?"
> i respond "yeah, it's pretty great as a rare treat."
> she asks "do you ever wish you could fuck me in the ass?"
> i respond "no, I don't think I'd like that. I know you're not into it. I'd only want to do it if I knew you'd enjoy it."
> she says "that makes sense."
> i expound "there's nothing magical about butts, but it is just fun to connect in a different way sometimes. You don't enjoy it though, so what's the point?"
> she tries to talk about it more but i end the conversation
PHASE FIVE: THE NEXT DENIAL
> we're spooning and humping after i just went down on her
> her asshole is still slick
> my cock is pressing against her asshole
> she pushes her hips back and i feel her chili-ring just start to open up around my cock
> i pull back and say "careful honey!"
> she says "it's okay. I'll do it for you."
> me: "You don't have to. It's okay."
> her: "I know you like it. I want to do it for you."
> me: "That's a bad reason to do it. We should only do it if you enjoy it for its own sake."
> her (looking very slightly disappointed) "Okay."
> igotthisbitch.jpg
PHASE SIX: AN ACQUIRED TASTE
> i'm sliding my tongue in and out of her asshole
> she says "put a finger in."
> i suck my pinke and just put the tip in just a tiny bit
> she tries to push backwards onto it but i move backwards with her
> she asks again "please finger my asshole."
> i wiggle my pinkie just a tiny bit but still don't let her slide onto it.
> she's moaning a bunch and i can see juices welling up in her pussy
> "I need you inside my ass. Please. Please."
> i flip her over, put my pinkie in her butt up to the second knuckle and suck her clit until she squirts all over my chin
> from here on ass fingering becomes an occasional part of our sex life; a couple times a month at most
> this is a long con, son!
... continued ...
>>596945878
So I have to eat ass to get my dick in there? No thanks, buddy.
PHASE SEVEN: GROWLED FORCEFULLY
> i'm fucking her from behind, holding her hair, doing the sub/dom stuff
> doing all the "who owns this pussy?" shit. "Tell me I own your tight fucking pussy," in a deep growl. she is loving it.
> i pretend that i'm about to cum and need to pull out for a second. i lay my cock in her ass and start playing with her nipples
> she starts grinding her ass against my cock
> i furtively angle my hips so the tip catches her ass and she pushes back to try accept me into her ass
> i growl "who owns that asshole?"
> she responds "you do."
> "LOUDER!"
> "IT'S YOUR ASSHOLE! YOU OWN MY ASS." (At this point I should remark that we have a roommate in the next room)
> i grip her hair tight with one hand, and grab her hip with the other
> i pull her real close and growl in her ear "That's my asshole and I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do with it."
> she moans and gasps
> "If I want to touch it, I'll touch it whenever the fuck I want to. If I want lick it, I'm gonna lick it, and what can you do to stop me?"
> She's writhing around in my hands; "Nothing!"
> "When I want to finger your asshole, what am I going to do?"
> "Finger my asshole."
> i tighten my grip and increase the pressure of my cock on her ass, but i hold her hips hard so she can't push backwards.
> My voice is deep and gravely; "If I want to fuck you in the ass, what am I going to do?"
> "You'll fuck that ass that you own."
> right now i know i own her. she's trying to get my cock into her ass but i'm holding her immobile
> i whisper "I'm not going to fuck your asshole. Y'know why?"
> she whines "why??"
> In my best growl "because I know you want me to."
> at that moment i slip my cock in her pussy and she cums in four strokes.
> she passes out, later says it is the hardest she's ever cum
Alright guys, I'm at this shitty business competition thing, and they want us to tweet about it while were here using the hashtags #R6RLC15 and #WIFBLA. Theyre going to be monitoring these, and a bunch of children will probably be viewing it. I am going to be stuck here until 4 with nothing to do, so I'm going to try to cause some ruccuss.
>>596940879
>posting in potential thread.
Need timestamps faggot
>>596941538
just do a twitter search yourself. it's legit.
>>596941538
Here's a pamphlet they were giving out
This bride's pictures got leaked. You'd like to see them, right?
>>596938552
whats wrong with her nose? w her face burned off?
ITT: pics you are not supposed to share.
Pic related: my gf
>>596933875
More of her
>>596934521
Nice booty.... And tits?
ylyl
10/10 Perfect teenage girls
>no chubs
>no skeletors
>no 'questionable' ages
>pic related
And if you don't already know: Sophie or I-hate-the-beach on Tumblr. UK Camgirl and general hottie.
>>596924086
She's 19 m8
so guys, i've struck fuck shit city
>19, apprentice, easy job tho
>have a best friend, always visit him after work, chill play vidya, smoke weed and such
>he has a 13 year old little sister
>she is the most ADORABLE thing you can imagine
>she's immensely cute, like that kind that melts your heart
>i've become like a brother to her
>banterous busy kinda older brother, yet playful
>steal her food and shit, call her names and she calls me those stupid words that little kids do when they don't swear
>"well you're really mean, meanie"
>go to whisper something in her ear
>idk why but I lick her ear
>"OMGG, GROSS, eww"
>she laughs and goes back to watch TV
>do this the day after, and after that aswell
>see loli thread here, insta boner, think of her
>have a huge urge to lick her ear, keep thinking about it
>ejaculate-no-jutsu
what the fuck just happened?
am I bad person for feeling this way?
And that's how pedophiles are made, folks!
You should impregnate her as fast as you can to claim your property
>>596920834
well ofc I wouldn't do anything concerning molestation, but fuck /b/, I've lurked for 2 years now, YLYL such and so and out of the corner you see this insidious growth of loli threads and trap threads.
then BAM
[spoiler]you start masturbating over them[/spoiler]
Funny porn thread
hilarious
>>596904155
kek
Last thread 404'd, Lets keep it going guys
i wonder if a lot of people know what ASMR is but choose not to talk about it or keep it a secret. I wonder if anyone I know watches the videos.
I've never gotten a clear answer on whether sociopaths can or cannot love another individual. I get paranoid about it from time to time.
I wonder if anyone ever gets that terrifying feeling when they realise one day they will die, I get it sometimes when I'm trying to sleep and this unexplainable fear comes over me. I just have to get out the bed and run around a little, anyone else?
you fags know what to do
>>596914448
fagityfagfag
childmolester90
>>596914918
reroll
Okay anons lets do this. Want to see if your GF is loyal? Try and get win from that chick you want to bang? Want to see your sisters pussy?
Send me their kik username and lets get going.
Send them to: youloveitdontyou
>>596912575
Sure. Cause this time OP will deliver.... :/
>>596912575
Previous Win
>>596912832
>>596912778
I got tired of the last OP
roll with images
rollin for average female
>>596909825
reroll
