...aaaaand we're back.
>>597199385
Still lurking
>>597199385
based anon!
Took you long enough, faggot
Ok, /b/, getting dubs is all in the technique
Ayy
>>597199966
Holy fuck trip dubs
>>597199966
First go like this, spin around..
PAUL BLART
FRESH DANK MEMES
HELL YEAH
You hear a clack of thunder accompanied by rain pelting the ground relentlessly. Shooting up out of your bed, you come to the harsh realization that today is indeed the first day of school after summer vacation. You rub the back of your disheveled head.
"Damn it"
You take a look outside, it's miserable out. Summer going into Fall is always a bitter-sweet comfort. But with that, comes another year of classes.
You make your way into the bathroom. Afterwards you head downstairs to see your dad making breakfast.
"Hey, champ!"
"Hey, Pops"
"Now Anon, don't look so sad. It's your last year then you can do whatever you want!"
He sets a plate down next to some piping hot tea. You consume the surprisingly good food and resume your morning ritual. You head into the shower and start cleaning your self. You begin staring outside becoming mesmerized by the weather and rhythmic sounds of the rain. A drastic change in the temperature of the water switches your focus to getting out of the bathroom. You challenge the water and wash the soap off of your body to no avail. Half of the soap is still present on your body, you settle for wiping it off with a towel.
You get out of the bathroom and ask your pops what happened to the water.
"Boilers busted, sorry champ"
Figures.
You grab your music player along with your backpack and walk up to the bus stop. At this point, the rain becomes relentless. You run to the bus stop as if it's going to make a difference.
A girl is present there, one you haven't seen around previously..she does indeed have an umbrella on hand.
As you approach the bus stop you see she's somewhat timid.
A) Ignore her
B) Ask her if you can go under the umbrella with her
C) Ask her how she's doing
I'm free-typing this story so if you're interested in it, please bump a few times. I don't know what's going to happen in this story so it requires some thinking.
C
Also this is fucking good
>>597187198
Thanks, try to keep it bumped if you can while I type the next portion of it.
>>597187389
Sure
Caught creeping thread.
>>597194013
>short shorts with tights
>fucking pleb
Pedos. Why?
>>597184059
It's the best.
>>597184059
Why not?
>>597184270
Because jail?
YLYL ? YLYL.
>>597176862
I got this from a thread earlier today
http://youtu.be/sG3SzotyEf4
Hey /b/! We are the rebelling forces that do not agree with the civilization over at >>>597183297.
Let's build a stronger nation and destroy them!
Nukes please.
Death rays
We need our own mine for resources m8
Let's make a Civilization, /b/!
>>597183297
that looks like my mum's dick tbh
>>597183703
lel
>>597183703
your mum looks like my dick tbh
> anon have you ever smoked
> no
> would you ever
> idk
> anon if you were hanging out with me and joey and we offered you some would you
> idk yeah probably why
Just had this conversation /b/ what should I do
Kill yourself immediately
>>597188920
bump
Give him Meth.
***PART 3***
THE RAID BEGINS
Get in here faggots, time to show this blessed game to the internet's muslim community
Best places to hit are Islam specific boards, twitter, and reddit.
TUMBLR IS SHIT, NOONE WILL BE OFFENDED BY THIS WE'LL JUST MAKE THEM MORE ARROGANT AND CONDESCENDING
Leaving a list of some of the Islamic Boards, next we'll need:
>List of Islamic hashtags
>List of Islamic reddits
>Twitter sockpuppets
>Reddit sockpuppets
>Someone with automated posting bot experience
Let's go fags
Tfw WW3 starts here.
>>597192104
le monitoring
Sissy thread
>>597171039
Nope. I'd rather her be a him that looks like her though
I'd rather be a dog though
>>597171039
fuck yeah, sissy thread
My eyes! It burns!
I found that challenging to masturbate to
would probably fuck the readhead...
got more?
>>597182262
which club is this and where do i join
Lazy cook thread !
(Also stone food thread)
I'll Start
This is such a shit tier sandwich. How the fuck do you hold it when half the infrastructure is egg? Go to hell.
bumb for interest
>>597164197
there is no need to be upset
>>597164030
Wtf..
Accidental nudity thread. Dump what you have.
>>597161605
>accidental
Prepare to thank me
