>be me
>work in office, sales
>good friend who sits across from me moves back to Europe
>myfeelings.jpg
>for first few months it’s just me
>boss tries to hire a replacement
>comes down to a nig nog and an older lady
>they hire the old lady
>wonderwhy.jpg
>first few weeks I try to be nice
>take her out for lunch on friday, she seems okay
>next couple of weeks get worse
>she talks about her dog all the time and won’t stop asking me how my evening was
>5 months later and I know everything about her dog and her husband and what foods he doesn’t like to eat
>she doesn’t do any work, recently got married (for the first time) and looks at wedding pics on FB all day
>she also works in sales but has a stuttering problem
>hey anon, d-d-d-do y-ou w-w-w-ant to see pic-pic-pictures of my dog?
>makes 2 calls a day
>calls customers and has no
>don’t know why they hired her
>try to get her fired
>what happens is much worse
>want to know more /b/?
>>669790080
Don't ask, just continue.
Continue
part 2
>consistently see her on fb but the boss doesn’t care
>makes sales somehow because people just call her and she takes the order
>I’m getting fed up with her shit and her fucking dogs
>customer comes in to showroom asks her about vacuums (we sell vacuums)
>w-w-we are the people who do the vacuums, she says
>what the fuck?
>customer nods and asks to see our industrial model
>rambles on about the vacuum, if she somehow sells this i’ll go crazy
>plugs in the unit for a demo, turns it on and does nothing
>she laughs hysterically
>some backstory, my fellow coworkers only address her (not to there face) as the gunt
>guntola tries to fix the vacuum but taking the top control panel off and sticking her hand
>pt 3 coming up
What would anon do?
>>669790081
>>669790428
Resist arrest.
>>669790428
>>669791041
nice
Do you like Pokemon?
Post kik of your girl or some girl you know
i'll send her crossdressing and trap pics and see how she replies.
Naughtyboo0609
>>669790128
messaged that one
Medusans. She told me she adds anyone who even requests, so yeah. Bombard her. Want to see how she reacts.
Serious thread: How does one land himself in this situation here? I'd like it better if they were bigger guys, but I want to set this up by tonight. Help a /b/ro out
Probably by becoming a pornstar. I'd do it.
craigslist
>>669790509
craigslist or grindr. i get gangbanged by hung black guys almost every weekend. been doing it since i was 16.
How do I blackmail a girl for nudes? I told her I found some of her, and she doesn't want them to get out. She has a bf. pic related
You are on good way friend
what is the difference between this and a bikini?!
>>669788717
You could always get a life? inb4 one of her most certainly bigger, stronger dudefriends found out, kick your ass, takes pictures of your kicked ass, posts it online so we can blackmail you for sharpies. gtfo
New post girls and anons tell what they would do to them thread.
I will first tie her up and take her out in public and start stripping and teasing her. Then as she cries from embarassment i will bend her over and take her hard from behind and enourage others to join in a gangbang rouse and abuse her
Who else has a fetish with gf/wife flashing to other men?
Tell me your experiences and I'll post more of my girl
>>669784047
I do, but my girl is too reluctant to ever do it. Doesn't mean it hasn't happened accidentally/I've teased her by fucking her with the bedroom door open, etc...
Kill yourself, cuck scum
>>669784371
It's not cuck if you do it to objectify her. It's cuck if you enjoy seeing OTHER men objectify her while you sit there and do nothing
That's it, I don't want to live in this planet anymore. If someone wants to fucking kill everybody in my country please do it, I hate everything about it, I hate the people, I hate our culture, I hate the goverment, I just fucking hate my country. Things like this happen every fucking time, we are the fucking laughing stock of the world.
How the fuck those motherfuckers thought that pulling a dolphin out of water was a good idea?
So tell me /b/ What do you think about Argentina?
>>669788064
bumperino
Yo vivo en argentina, me quiero ir.
>>669788064
It sucks. You're right.
Left or right thread, bonus points for why
>>669773052
left cause i like her feet more
>>669773271
left because boobs
>>669773052
Right because tits
>>669773271
Left because tits
>>669773420
Right, skinnier
No loli? Loli.
trap/sissy/mentalillness thread
bonus points for stories/experience
DO IT FAGGOTS
>>669783784
sheeiiiit what an orgasm.
>>669784247
>what an
>kraut detected
disregard that i suck cocks
>>669783784
>having egyptian wank in shower
>spunk up shower glass
>wash
>get dried and dressed
>stripey socks and pink panties
>tight jeans and tight shirt
>pull shoes on and get the bus to meet friends at bar
>friendly bar, having quiz night
>instantly get male attention
>head to the bar
>sit on bar stool
>panties and socks peeking out jeans
>lures men in cause they know its a code for faggot up for some
>lure in hunky older guy
>talking and drinking
>go back to his house
>stripped to underwear in minutes
>tongues my ass through underwear
>rips underwear off me
>rams his dick in dry
>owowowowowow
>tough daddy
>fucks me for about 15 minutes
>cums a big load in me
>sucks my cock and swallows my cum
>fall asleep
>makes me breakfast
>talk
>gives me bus fare home
Deutschfaden
Was tut ihr um euch vorzubereiten auf den Kampf der Kulturen?
Sind unsere Politiker fremdfinanzierte Verräter?
Noch eine Antwort aus dem letzten Faden auf den Scrubs-Vogel
>Eure Studenten sind ekelhaft, die Reeperbahn ist noch schlimmer
Natürlich ist die Reeperbahn Ekelhaft. Ist die größte Touristenmeile Deutschlands.
TOURISTEN. Du siehst kaum einen Hamburger auf der Reeperbahn. Und wenn dann sind das bestimmt nicht die, die mitten auf die Straße pissen.
>>669777072
Der scrubs-vogel ist viel nebensächlicher als er meint. Und miauz vs desu ist auch noch nicht entschieden...
>>669777072
Die Reeperbahn-Schaufenstermäuse sind wirklich superfesch! Da gibts gar nichts.
ITT: girls you want to facefuck
>>669781494
KORIN I LOVE SURVIVOR
Rate my b /dick/
>>669772850
8.5/10
>>669773152
Post yours
>>669772850
nice dick. i'd 7.5/10
