As much as we (apparently) hate women, I'm curious as to what types of women the men of /b/ DO like.
Any woman who will talk to us
Seriously
This is the most stupid question ive ever responded to.
A little chubby. Younger than me. Absolute sluts. Make good sandwiches
How do I get a drug addicted girlfriend?
>>669794457
step 1 get drugs
step 2 your done
>>669794457
By doing them yourself
>>669794457
Go to a strip club and tell one you have blow.
What would you do to her /b/ ?
she a he
>>669793541
no 100% feminine
No creep shot thread?
WTF is happening
She knows
>>669791671
because /b/ is gay and most faggots dont wear skirts so there can be no gay creep shots
Cock Tribute thread.
post your sluts for me to cock for you guys. let me know if you want some doing privately via email
You have a fucking disgusting cock dude!!! Nobody wants to see that! And it looks like you may have a bit of the herpes on your foreskin there
Not with that penis, it is pathetic
That is the ugliest earthworm I have ever seen
Itt- we post 5 favorite bands/producers and other anons guess your age/ amount of drugs you do
Pic unrelated af
>>669789350
Judging by your post alone I'd say your 13 and smoke the weed.
Pink Floyd
Electric Wizard
Sleep
NOFX
Cake
>>669789696
Sick burns dude
>ctrl f
>nederdraad
>0 of 0
NEDERDRAAD, KOM ERIN, STELLETJE KANKERLIJERS
fuck off
I don't know what you're saying but I'll keep your thread bumped because I want dubs
KANKERGEK LETSGO
Do you smoke weed like this?
What do you call this where you're from?
Round here we call it "The Blades".
As in "Let's do the blades" or "Slap on the blades"
Dutchfag reporting in
we call it mountening because we do it on a mountain.
also called mounting because we don't have mountains in the Netherlands.
>>669791095
Hot knives or blades. I've also heard them called stove tokes.
>>669791095
Do you put the weed in the knives you savage?
how old were you when you 1st lost your virginity? how did it go?
>fucked fat landwhale during college out of desperation
>bitch tried to give blowjob but I couldnt get hard because she wasnt that good at it tbh + nervousness
>finally got my dick into her and shot in less than 5 mins
>be 16 girl 14
>go in my room and lay down on my bed
>never even seen a vagina so start fingering.
>have mtv on the TV and some top 100 songs of all time comes on
>both of us virgins so we are both nervous
>put condom on and work my way in
>feelsgoodman
>like a virgin comes on the tv.
>we both start laughing and we are both not nervous anymore
>finish and blood on condom
>Take her home and smoke a blunt with my boys
>>669779151
"out of depression" ok buddy keep trying to justify the fact u fucked a fatty.
>>669780145
UnderageB&
Hillary Clinton, Lying since the dawn of time.
How can people actually even want her for president? Don't they pay attention, or do they just float through life not noticing what she (or other politicians) are doing on a daily basis?
> they just float through life not noticing what she (or other politicians) are doing on a daily basis?
That is your answer. People are sheep who conform to whatever they think is the popular opinion at the time - especially liberal scum.
>>669775590
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/13/opinion/campaign-stops/all-politicians-lie-some-lie-more-than-others.html?_r=0
cause voting for a women is progressive yo
I need my /b/ros help on this one. There's this girl I like I've never spoke to her as she went to another school. How do I start talking to her, what topics should I talk bout?
> Pic related
would you fuck mygf?
with a rake, maybe
>>669792096
maybe after a couple beers, depends what her body looks like too..
post nudes and ill check
>be me
>work in office, sales
>good friend who sits across from me moves back to Europe
>myfeelings.jpg
>for first few months it’s just me
>boss tries to hire a replacement
>comes down to a nig nog and an older lady
>they hire the old lady
>wonderwhy.jpg
>first few weeks I try to be nice
>take her out for lunch on friday, she seems okay
>next couple of weeks get worse
>she talks about her dog all the time and won’t stop asking me how my evening was
>5 months later and I know everything about her dog and her husband and what foods he doesn’t like to eat
>she doesn’t do any work, recently got married (for the first time) and looks at wedding pics on FB all day
>she also works in sales but has a stuttering problem
>hey anon, d-d-d-do y-ou w-w-w-ant to see pic-pic-pictures of my dog?
>makes 2 calls a day
>calls customers and has no
>don’t know why they hired her
>try to get her fired
>what happens is much worse
>want to know more /b/?
>>669790080
Don't ask, just continue.
Continue
part 2
>consistently see her on fb but the boss doesn’t care
>makes sales somehow because people just call her and she takes the order
>I’m getting fed up with her shit and her fucking dogs
>customer comes in to showroom asks her about vacuums (we sell vacuums)
>w-w-we are the people who do the vacuums, she says
>what the fuck?
>customer nods and asks to see our industrial model
>rambles on about the vacuum, if she somehow sells this i’ll go crazy
>plugs in the unit for a demo, turns it on and does nothing
>she laughs hysterically
>some backstory, my fellow coworkers only address her (not to there face) as the gunt
>guntola tries to fix the vacuum but taking the top control panel off and sticking her hand
>pt 3 coming up
What would anon do?
>>669790081
>>669790428
Resist arrest.
>>669790428
>>669791041
nice
Do you like Pokemon?
