What's your most embarassing sex story /b/?
Sorry virgins, this thread is for chads only, I'll start:
>18 years old
>15 year old developed loli girlfriend with amazing ass and nympho like tendencies
>too nervous for sex, stupid morals making me wonder if it's right since she seemed to love me
>First night hanging out as bf/gf at my apartment
>We go to my room
>Dry hump
>Dry hump harder
>She starts saying oh my god anon fuck me FUCK ME
>Would have had sex with me right there
>Starts holding on to her ankles while I dry hump her, begging me to fuck her
>Finish in my pants and get off of her immediately
>Start crying
>Tell her I'm worried I'm too complicated for her
>She sits in my lap and hugs me, tells me it's ok
>>669621592
>Sorry virgins, this thread is for chads only
Seems like you're the only virgin here, get out of this thread.
>>669621592
>developed loli
GTFO
Also, your story isn't embarrassing, just Beta as fuck.
Couldn't stay hard the first time I got blown. That's about it.
Would you eat this out?
>>669636057
hell yeah
>>669636057
Yes.
>>669636057
I'd at least want to know her fist.
H/fur nao
Lotsa cum edition
Please work now goddammit
DOITSCHLANDFADN
alle rein hier ihr schwuchteln
hot topic tonight: flüchtlingspornos ja/nein?
>>669645645
Ich ignoriere ich, weil es einfach nichts bringt mit dem Vollidioten zu reden
Kanns kaum erwarten mir am Wochenende die Birne mit DXM wegzuballern
>>669645612
Ausländer.
(Dies it spam, bitte perma ban.
This is spam, please perma ban)
Feet thread, preferably in this position
What's the most unusual meat you've eaten?
Discuss wierd meat.
>>669627996
Mmmmm fuck yes. Con chon
>>669627996
kangaroo meat
awesome taste.
I've had bison, elk, wild hog, alligator and I've eaten tacos in Mexico so I'd wager I've had dog too.
No loli thread?
I guess not
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>669628164
I guess everyone here want to have sex with Mari
my step sister... should I?
>>669607230
If you're asking if you should fuck her the answer is yes.
If you're asking if you should post more the answer is yes.
You should try. Probably fail but at least you will have tried.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
>>669608441
f a g g o t
Alice in wonderland sexy cosplay, this always makes my dick hard
any lurkers?
will tribute your girls II
>>669608623
please
What would /b/ do to my cousin?
>>669605450
Rape/murder or maybe murder/rape. I'll just flip a coin to see which.
Treat her like a lady and then brutally rape her once I have her trust. Right? That's what you want to hear.
>>669605450
Force her to take your cum inside her, then tell her parents
ITT: Chicks with Abs or a 6-pack. NOT BODY BUILDERS
What makes you better than all the other faggots on this site?
I'm 190 with a 9 inch dick, and can bench 250. I also graduated with my masters in psychology from an ivy league school.
>>669606796
190 years old? No thanks.
Never had problems with the ladies. Been married for 5 years and have had a couple flings on the side. Making great money in insurance field. My life has almost no down side. I come here to torment betas, whatever the fuck that means.
Need to refill my chubby file. Plz help me out.
Want more.
Oc gf
>>669603065
Yes!
