>be me a month ago
>go into a restaurant
>haven't eaten there before but have been told the food is great and affordable
>immediately after I am seated the waiter approaches
>he doesn't ask me what I want to drink or even introduce himself
>he says "Hello. How much will you be tipping tonight?"
>I say 25%
>he smiles and leaves
>my service for the rest of the night is exceptional
>the waiter is fast with my drink, he refills my bread basket without needing to be asked, and when my food is ready, it's delivered hot and prompt
>I leave exact change and draw a crude middle finger on the place mat in ink
Regardless of the country you are in, fuck tipping.
>>592137107
wouldn't agree on "fuck tipping" in general... but with an attitude like that? Oh boy, he deserved it!
So much fucking win, I too hate how tipping is expected and how people want >10% fuck them
I hope the pic is related
So /b/, I put up a CL ad pretty much saying I was looking for someone to show me how to fuck a women properly. I got a bite after awhile and she asked to talk on kik.
I will add pics of our convo, so you can decide if I am about to get my kidney stolen or if I am going to have the time of my life.
pic related, pic she sent me first up
>>592150329
>>592150435
First pic from Kik
>>592150329
>>592150435
She's not too bad looking, pretty hot to me.
New Thread, last one hit image limit. Post OC, Exes, and fuckbuddies.
>>592137162
just a buddy of mine
Moar Asain chicks please
I get off to knowing that others are jerking off to her. Post your thoughts, tributes, comments, questions, and I'll post more pictures for you to have fun with.
Sexy, currently workin it!
how old is she
SUMMONING SCARCHAN BACK! Old thread 404'd
12/10 nipples
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/b/ I need help. This escort came over for what I thought was sex but it turns out she doesn't do that. I cursed her out and asked her to leave. Then she had me talk to her "attorney" and he threatened me with kidnapping and rape and now they said they are filing charges. Am I being blackmailed?
I never touched her. All I did was ask.
>>592140782
yes you are, tell her you are contacting the police about blackmail and intimidation/threats, tell her not to contact you as your lawyer will contact her
>>592140782
Yes
Danielle Thread (Cont).
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE
What did she do?
bumping. /b/ better fucking deliver. I have early classes and i'm still here from the first thread
hello faggots,
this high school club is whoring girls out to raise money
link us?
>>592137017
I don't see the issue or problem here, OP.
Unless you got butthurt like some faggot.
pepe thread
Well, I guess no more Illinois thread. Guess I'll start a new one.
post your area code and try and find some noods from the same area. I'm in 630, sadly don't have any noods to share.
>>592107480
yeah what the hell happened to the other one?
>>592108141
I don't know, but I swear something I wanted was posted right before it 404ed.
Also, what's your area code?
>>592107480
Not really from Illinois but nudes to start it off
Continuing thread putting this bitch in her place
>>592134028
wasn't in last thread, what did she do?
No fuck you faggot
>>592129048
WE FOUND IT
what going on with the quebec fappening???
Quest-ce qui ce passe avec se fameux fappening quebecois???
Il se passe RIEN
me semble avoir lu que le hacker etait mad que quelqu'un ait leaké ses pics alors il les garde pour lui. mauvaise idea, il devrait tout dumper c plus safe.
aucune date prevu pour d'autre leak???
You groove you lose thread?
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-c7kXpRVIQ
Into the night- Chad Kroeger
>>592116681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCre83iPjE
Found this @ the last groove thread I saw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5I5ToqjVk
Jail stories.
>be me
>2 years ago
>get weed charge in shitty state
>can't make bail
>have to stay a couple weeks
>every night a few mins after lights out I yell REEEEED ROBIN
>a couple people would reply YUMMM
>after a week the whole dorm replies YUMMM
>guard starts getting butthurt since it's against faggot jail rules and out of his control
>one night he snaps
>turns all the lights on, rages for the culprit to get out of their bunk
>no one does or says anything
>he says if I don't then whole dorm loses commissary for a week
>I give myself up
>mfw he makes me do an extra chore in the morning
>mfw everybody likes me and give me free shit off their commissary after that
>>592112451
Sometimes that booty is what puts you in jail in the first place.
>>592112777
/r/nottheonion
>>592112777
Cheked
hey /b/ im bored :)
roll trips to see my tits :P
how about i just stuff that puss with my swimmers
>winrar
> Day/Month/Year
> American time zone
Pick one
