Rule 34
Childhood sexual experiences thread!
(Please for the love of fuck, no CP)
I'll start
>Be 9 or 10
>At scout camp
>All prepubescent boys, just starting to explore our sexuality
>We did lots of cute innocent stuff
>Share sleeping bags nearly nude
>Rub up against each other while spooning
>Talk about boobs and vaginas, one kid says he watched porn
>Starts telling everyone about how you can simulate the feeling of having sex
>Demonstrated his method of fapping to everyone, basically pinching his foreskin between his thumb and index finger on both hands
>Our cocklets were hard as a rock by now, we all started copying what he was doing
>Most of the kids with foreskin ended up having their first dry orgasm
>feelsgood.jpg
I have more, should I continue? It began to get a little less innocent after this
Sure, why not.
Yes I've had similar experiences that I'll share
Please continue it sounds interesting I'll share my story:
>be me about ten
>school camp boys go in tents girls go in cabins
>three per tent
>it's late at night and my friend suggests butt sex
>we listen to him explain it
>soundseasyenough.jpg
>we strip down naked and form a train kinda thing
>we start trying to put our limp punishes into each others asshole
>none of us succeed
>so we give up and then simultaneously pee out of the tent door
random memories from your childhood thread
>be 4 or 5
>being a little faggot and telling my older brother's friend how I have 5 girlfriends at preschool
>He calls me a pimp
>I don't know what that word means but assume it's bad so I go tell my mom
>She laughs at me
>>581880251
>>581880251
>Be 6
>Big bro instigates shit, I act on shit
>One day older bro tells me it would be funny to piss in this empty vase in our house
>He thinks I'm too soft
>itsonnigger.webm
>walk directly over to it with parents in room right next to us
>bro thinks I'm just pulling his leg
>nope.avi
>unleash stream of piss into vase, initial striking of ceramic interior is so loud that it makes me jolt and lose my aim
>piss all over the wall
>stream is too strong to stop, hear parents walk over so I just put my dick in my pants
>piss all over inside of my pants as I turn to face mom who looks horrified
>"anon jesus christ what did you do in here"
>hold poker face and barely mutter audibly
>"I saw the boogeyman"
>her face
Lurkin Lupus presents
DRAWCHAN ADVENTURE!
PARTS 4-11
parts 1-3 = >>581875185
bump for more
Keep it rolling sis
got to find a way to get the wait limit fixed (old 4chanx)
there might be a delay for a few minutes...
wtf no loli thread?
>>581879194
because i am busy posting tomoko
1/31
Wtf is this OP?
Reckt Threads, YLYL, Guess shit, Rolls.
Stop being faggots, faggots.
Get Creative
>Give ordinary things extraordinary names
Manual Lever Digger.
see-through liquid containment.
Handheld earth movement timing device
Hey /b/, this is my new band. What should we call it?
The Mike Brown Band
>>581875490
Niggas with attitude
The Dirt
Creep thread?
> Creep thread
4chan needs moar Waha!
gee... long forgotten WaHa.
i remember i even tried a wahaget but failed. not sure which get won back then.
Pics you weren't supposed to ever share.... go!
/b/ I've been cumming in my sisters food and all over he stuff for the past few weeks now. I'm trying to keep filling up the conditioner until it's all cum and she doesn't realize. Am I a sick fuck?
no you're not, i cum in your sister's food too
Yes. Is that a bad thing? No.
If that is your sister in the pic then no, you are doing a great service
>new to anime
>decided to watch anime to see why people love it
>chose death note because it's popular
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>one month later finished death note anime
>watched the 2 death note specials
>finished them both
>nothing left but the live action movies
>finished them at last
>now nothing left to watch
>feelsbadman.gif
anime is addictive as fuck, help me fill the hole in my life with a new anime
>>581848005
In a few year after your powerlevel grows, you'll look back at Death Note and see how not so good it is.
Good luck, check out Code Geas, basically DN with mechas.
>inb4 death note rage
>>581848005
You got to check out Dragon Ball, then Dragon ball Z, it will complete your life.
Rule 34 yall!
Lets avoid the futa this time around :)
>>581835241
yes please...
>>581835241
And more clem!
>ITT: mostly unknown godtier movies
i highly recommend watching the 3 original ones, the new one is great too, just in another way
so much cringe, so fun
