YFYL
>>582008808
You Fart You Lose?
Cant say I farted to that one
me again
> "fixed" this girl's computer, pulled 100s of pics from her FB sent messages
> got a little bit of everything, taking requests
Face
>>582001818
more lingerie
>>582002039
Friends on FB you would bang.
sad self bump
Hey /b/ im at Dreamhack and theres some grill behind me streaming.
What do?
>>582007127
show your dick
>>582007127
Tell her that CS:GO sucks.
It's a buggy and shitty game for 12 year olds.
Oh wait that's her target group....
>>582007236
I second showing your dick
you know who's a confirmed fag?
>
g hannelius guy. that's who
Fuck yoour plans
Why do people get so outraged about people like Jennifer whats-her-name having nude pics but they don't give a shit when stars like Emma Watson do it? Nobody gives a shit and she still has the world on a platter.
Pic is just ONE example.
Are you eventrying, faggot?
>>582003508
Here. Explain this hypocrisy to me /b/
>>582003684
Trying to what you retard? Am I suppose to look the other way while the media is silent about Emma flaunting herself like this in public?
continuing greatest incest story of all time
this better end good cause so far it's not lookin good fuckin cheddar
Please tell me someone's capping this. I'm stuck on my phone and my battery's almost gone. ;_;
>>582001704
All his story is saved, boy.
>Be me
>Get a call from microsoft representitive saying there's a problem with my computer (third call this month)
>Ihavebeenwaiting.inf
>Play cool with this dude and pretend to be extremely conserned about my computer
>Oh no bro can you fix it, should I deleat system32
>He tells me to install teamview
>I boot up my Windows vm on my ubuntu laptop
>Give him the wrong password 5-6 times
>I can tell he's getting mad
>Give him the right password but when he connects I turn off the net access
>By this time we've been talking for 20min\half hour
>Hes really pissed asking me if I'm playing with him
>Of course not...
Cont
>Let him back into my computer and follow what he says untill he tells me I need some bs software to clean up my prefetch data.
>Conveniently I can pay for it over the phone to him
>Keep giveing him the wrong credit card details
>Hes super pissed and realised I'm just waisting his time
>Hangs up the phone but before this mother fucker disconnects from teamview he deleats my docs photos music folder
>All on fresh Windows virtual machein
Many Lols were had.
Any ideas how to fucks with these cunts next time?
Hack their shit and delete system32 while they're in ur pc. Tell them u can help them out but they need to install teamview. Lulz galore
The last time these guys called me I told them to fuck off before they could finish telling me my pc was fucked up. Fucking indian bastards
>turn around
>see this
wat say?
The fuck are you sniggering about?!
Oh hey, I bet you don't remember me? We met at a party in Kew a few years ago.
pretend i don't know who she is.
/nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL
quiet posting so my mum doesn't wake up edition
why are IDs even back?
Waiting before I can post it.
Why are IDs even back?
shall i dump this brides win /b/?
go on, sir
>>581987123
yes sir! any specific requests?
need more comments /b/! how would y'all fuck her?
Sister thread?
Do you creep on her? Any stories?
If you found her in a porn would you like to watch?
Twin sister, fat and unnatractive.
Knocked out her tooth when we kids.
Bump for interest
>>581972229
posted about it here
>>581971641
>>581971852
New Queen of /b/ thread
>>581979516
pedophiles.
I don't know what the fuck is going n.
>>581979639
>"19" year old posts pics to /b/
>stops posting
>/b/ doxs
>tits
I have a question for Atheists. How can you believe with 100% certainty that there is no God when there is no proof that he does not exist. That doesn't seem like a very logical, open minded and scientific way to view the world. It seems more like your beliefs are being dictated by your emotions and not on facts (just like religious people).
0/10
You don't. Science accepts the addition of new information. Prove God exists and I'll believe you.
An argument from ignorance is a fallacy in informal logic. It asserts that a proposition is true because it has not yet been proven false, it is "generally accepted" (or vice versa). This represents a type of false dichotomy in that it excludes a third option, which is that there is insufficient investigation and therefore insufficient information to prove the proposition satisfactorily to be either true or false. Nor does it allow the admission that the choices may in fact not be two (true or false), but may be as many as four, (1) true, (2) false, (3) unknown between true or false, and (4) being unknowable (among the first three). In debates, appeals to ignorance are sometimes used to shift the burden of proof.
What if it's a woman?
what if its your mom
>>581951003
It's just about time they used a guard in their light sabers.
>>581951130
i would slice my fingers off every time with that crossguard
