You now have the opportunity to ask a man who has held conference and contact with beings far more advanced than us. The truth is upon us, nearing closer to our small horizon, we've squandered our gifts left by the ancients. I can guide you towards the exit of ignorance.
>>582147324
Do the beings sometimes say "Ayy lmao"
Ayy lmao
>>582147324
ayy lmao
Hey,
I told myself I would kill myself tonight before all my roommates get back from Thanksgiving. I have the house to myself and have been trying to kill myself for the past 3 days. Today is my last chance. Please help me find the courage to kill myself.
dont do it
Don't do it.
why do you have to kill yourself at home?
why not just go out to the sea/lake/water/forest/middleofnowhere and off yourself in seclusion?
26 decides what goes up my ass
fist
a dick faggot
>>582141140
make chocolate milk then use a fucking straw or something and yeah u know
Would anyone like to fuck my gf?
Do I have to pay anything?
Where and when
Nah
YGYL Thread. Post the grooviest shit you got boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFm1MT3GrLk
>>582122571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxBCj0Zennw&index=12&list=PLF19BB2D79C6B3788
this always gets me while i'm high
>>582123771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljzehPvr9zk
Wincest thread?
>>582129320
Was about to post the second part...part 1 in photo
Spiderman thread!
Any got sauce for this?
Also a porn webm thread
>>582107254
sauce?
You faggots know the drill. 7 decides what I say
sammy i want you to bite my dick
slather your b hole in mayonnaise, and i'll slather my dick in ketchup and mustard. let's make a fucking sandwhich
>>582116452
why do u need strangers to tell u what to say ?
Choose 3 items form walmart to scare the cashier
10 speed bike, book about exercise, running shoes
steak charcoal and new bbq
plot twist: your cashier is hank hill
nothing scares us,
we work at walmart.
Shuffle your playlist and post the first 10 songs. Then judge the post above yours+whoever else you want to.
>This Boy - Franz Ferdinand
>You Got Your Cherry Bomb - Spoon
>Take the Fifth - Spoon
>The Speak It Mountains - Gorillas
>Bulldozer - Cold War Kids
>Plastic Beach - Gorillas
>At Home Now - Born Ruffians
>The Holiday Song - Pixies
>Jetlag - Brendan Benson
>The Mystery Zone - Spoon
How about no.
>>582085290
Why not?
>>582085089
>Immortal Technique - Young Lords
>Disturbed - Land of Confusion
>2Pac - Let 'Em Have It (Remix)
>Machine Gun Kelly - Swing Life Away
>Oasis - Some Might Say
>Eminem - Careful What You Wish For
>Nirvana - Rape Me
>Lil Wayne - Dear Anne (Stan Part 2)
>Immortal Technique - The Cause of Death
I'm not big on rock, OP but I do like Gorillas.
ITT we make fun of blue id
>>582115428
fuck
>>582115428
op is a fucking nigger
op is a faggot like always
General wincest thread, post stories, captions, everything. I'll start
> Be 15, Sister is 16 is a total tease (I’ll call her Brittany)
> Always flirting with guys, takes some guys to our house to hang out, never puts out
> She has light blue eyes, long straight black hair that goes almost to here ass
> Big, bubbly ass and decent tits, about b cups.
> Family is going on vacation over the summer to Mexico, Cancun in particular
> Parents decide that Britt and I will share a room.
> I’m so excited to go on vacation, fantasizing about all the Mexican pussy I’ll be getting
> The day of the flight, my sister dresses super slutty, parents don’t care
> Jean shorts that her ass hangs out of, white crop top that barely covers her belly button, no bra
> I keep looking at her and seeing her nipples poking through the shirt.
> Behind her in the TSA security line
> She bends over and I see her whale tail
> I start chubbing, my cock pressing firmly against my jeans
> My sister gets patted down by a handsy old TSA agent. His arm keeps brushing her tit
> Parents don’t care, busy checking the phones they just got back from metal detector
Bump if you want more
bump faggot
>>582099951
lurkin'
bumping for more
Våkne?
JA!!!!
Hi, I think Norway is a nice land. I want to visit sometime.
Take care.
PS: What does vakne mean?
awake
Guys rate my sister
Nudes or stop wasting our time
Overdressed/10
>>582096753
25/10
>lol
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>>582099430
what the fuck
time paradox
ummmm....
>>582099430
what what what what
