Hey /b/ fresh annon here.
Get this girl to either send nudes or beg on /b/s foot. Roll a 5 go go go.
Roll a 5 and do not forget to go easy at first
Roll a 5 on this milf
i'm not interesting
Swefag here. So, Linux, what's your excuse for not using it /b/?
>>581823153
But I am using it.
>>581823153
Because im using windows?
Pure utter laziness
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This way is easy niggloss
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>>581825000
I need a b'awwee or a feels thread.
Whats the matter tonight anon
The fappening. It's been almost 3 months now and nobody was arrested for leaking all these photos. Remember the Scarlett Johansson leak? Yeah, that dude is in prison right now. This is a thank you to the based icloud ripper anon who didn't get caught and pissed off a whole lot of celebrities.
THANKS BASED RIPPER
Not to mention a thank you to the richfags who purchased the leaks, only to share them with the world - the ripper was only after money
>>581818839
Indeed. Buying something for BTC just to share it with everyone hours later is quite a sacrifice.
Oh he got caught OP.
He most definitely got caught.
We're always watching.
I know it's late and all(3 am on my side), but can we get one of these threads rolling? Get in here bros let's talk about life and rate each others,
Heres the template
>>581795860
shameless bump
OP shouldn't you be at the chimp out monkey boy?
65 chooses what building I throw molotovs at.
1. Abandon retarded kids school. This one will have the biggest fire.
2. Restrooms made of concrete. Will look cool no real lasting damage.
3. Condemned crack houses n shit. Theirs 2 of them, both borded up. Ignighting one may catch the other on fire but who knows. Biggest chance of getting caught.
Pic related
>>581798810
Police department pussy
>>581799003
Obviously, right?! Thank you!
Time stamp supplies
Rolling for crack houses
sfur and hfur, no gfur please :)
I need a waifu
Ayo /b/ who dis bitch? And hot bitches thread
>>581802225
Kittens.
>>581802241
Kittens? Just kittens?
>>581802225
kittens
pic unrelated
>Be me, leader of the Imperial army in Skyrim
>Stuck in a bullshit civil war because elf assholes are radical fucking milk-drinkers
>Banned some bullshit god and now I have to deal with viking ISIS
>Getting too old for this shit
>One day some asshole in shitty iron armor shows up
>He says he wants to join the Legion
>Wait, this asshole was at Helgen
>He survived the fucking dragon
>With his hands tied, wearing rags
>Already dealt with shit for letting prisoners escape after the attack, let's make him pay
>Send him to go get some bone crown or some shit
>Hopefully he'll get murdered by the stormcloaks
>Hear reports of dragons being killed throughout the country
>Whatever, less paperwork for me
>About 2 years later the guy comes back... wearing armor made out of dragon bones
>Strangely, he's bleeding out, looks close to death
>Everything stops for a moment, I can't move
>He suddenly heals back up to perfect health and gets even more built
>He hands me the bone crown like it's nothing
>Fucking Akatosh I've gotta get rid of this guy
>He crouches down right in front of me
>Oh fuck where did he go
>Look at guard next to me
>Oh shit
>He's now naked, holding an apple pie and wearing some stupid jester hat
>Asshole reappears in front of me, strangely wearing the guard's armor
>Eh it's probably just my imagination
>Send him on some bullshit raiding missions against winter muslims
>Pray to the divines he gets murdered out there
6/10
>>581774840
Lost it at 'winter muslims'
I can do more if wanted?
WINCEST THREAD
"ANON AND AMBER" that 404'ed before it was finished.
BUMP FOR SURVIVAL
please bump this for as long as possible
the op disappeared last night and is yet to resurface but this story NEEDS AN END
i remember this
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bump for curiosity
last one 404'd
not op lets go
shameless bump
bump for reasons
Someone posted this last thread and knew them I never replayed before it was pruned but its deadndivine88
Hey /b/, what is love?
baby don't hurt me
Honestly a waste of your time. There's a lot you can accomplish without being tied down. You're free and you can make something of yourself.
>>581769254
Is this what they call love?
/b/! Kill, Marry, Fuck? (Yes I know there are 4, but whatever, fuck you!) I got a whole bunch moar fb pix of each of these whores so if one strikes your fancy tell me and ill post.
fuck diddle marry fuck
>>581780062
Want moar of any of em? Also, posted this friend earlier and /b/ seemed to really like her...
show me the tall chick and some fluffy bitches
♥ mommy thread ♥
pull out your wee-wees, boys
>>581784019
pantyjobs are fucking amazing.