My gf is half nigger half jew and I am half drunk AMA
>pic related, is qt gf
Why are you only half drunk?
>>581642068
got any nudes ?
How does it feel like to waste your genetic pool, anon?
Thoughts?
My most recent thought was
>i wouldn't fuck a dragon
Turn on a light yes?
>>581630052
Looks like a nipple on an ass - Not gonna lie
Wet women thread.
GOGOGOGOGO
DIRTY snapchat only!!!!
Polysyndese
21/F/DK
faggotron88
Matantantan
>>581643136
No dicks
M/19
Rate my Feet
>>581624087
timestamp soles
Easy 6 or moar. Post tits to compare and give final result. Scientific data will be shared with you.
Guy on twitch promising 1 backflip for every follower. Looks incredibly tired, Neck break incoming
/ticonderoga8000
>>581638003
hahaha, he looks like hes gonna pass out.
almost fell that time
kek he looks like hes gonna puke
Hello /b/
I'm about to snort Aluminium Potassium Sulfate to try and off myself. Will post results and livestream as events unfold. I have a massive crystal of it so there's no chance I'll run out before the supposed 30g fatal limit.
Inb4 faggot
Inb4 OP can't inb4
>>581638720
Where you from anon?
>>581638880
Illinois
why snort? do you think youll puke it out if you swallow it? why not both?
> go to bar to watch a hockey game with my crazy grandpa
> we hit the waitress lottery
> sexiest fucking qt I've seen in years
> grandpa sees me miring hard
> "Can I get you guys anything?"
> "How about that sweet dumper a' yours round my grandsons whistle"
> turn slowly to my grandpa not quite believing this was real
> girl is noticeably uncomfortable
> blurt out "S-sorry, my grandpa's a little old..."
> Girl kind of collects herself and then gives him a pass cause he's old
> she's waiting for our order but I take it as awkward silence
> fill the void
> "Could you imagine though? You and me having anal sex? haha"
> things get really uncomfortable now
> "I could grandson."
> fucking awkward overload
> girl just walks away
> grandpa and I just sit there staring at the tv's
> manager and another guy from the kitchen come to the table
> "I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave, we don't tolerate that--"
> "Buncha cunts."
> "Old man, just stop..."
> "Buncha fucking pussy cunts"
> "Kid are you going to control your--"
> "We can take them, Anon!" grandpa gets up from the table and just starts swinging
> fucking lands a punch on the managers face gets him all wobbly
> whole restaurant is in fucking disarray
> hear someone a table over "did that old guy with the beard just punch that guy?"
> kitchen guy tries to bear hug my grandpa-- but grandpa bites his neck rick grimes style
> "you sonsa bitches! I'm a god damn senior citizen."
> see some other guy about to deck my grandpa from behind, run up to the guy and just lay him the fuck out
> "fuck yeah Anon."
> 2 guys from the table over get up looking at me
> "we gotta go grandpa."
> He smashes a beer bottle over the table like you see in the movies
> "Try it you fag lords"
> starts pointing the sharp end at anyone who so much as moves
> no one says shit
> can hear some waitresses crying
> grandpa and I leave and then quickly make our way to my car
> drive him back to the home
More?
You failed to hit on waitress. Beta as fuck.
Enjoy your regret on Thanksgiving, faggot.
>>581624161
You tried too hard, anon.
>>581624161
go ahead, i chuckled a bit there
Ay caramba amigos! I drank too much Tequila and forgot my name, please help me
>>581632828
Benedict Cumberbatch
>>581632828
Benadryl Captaincrunch
^ my favorite
Mr. Beta Newfag
Yet another NZ thread.
Hello, boys!
>Gaynazi
>Nightwalker
>>581627828
Why are ID's even back?
Chch morphine guy back again
Ariel Winter thread
She's beautiful
>>581604016
bump
of course
I need more boobs gifs
>>581619969
lets just make this into a flashing bread
ASS THREAD!!!!!
Mo butts
which one /b/?
left one reminds me of sophie turner. definitely left
in case it makes a difference
Need your advice, /b/..
I promised my 8 year old daughter Dominos pizza for her attentiveness at school. I spent the money on MDMA, though. So I gave her some M and told her to keep it a secret.
Not only did she bounce around school all day, she told a friend the secret.
Now she's acting all blank and says she feels weird.
>What do I tell her to make her stop feeling weird?
>What do I tell the school?
She was overheard saying "I ate powder" and "Daddy told me not to tell."
I'm going to try to play it off like she ate it by accident, and I was just so nervous as to what people might think I told her to relax and not tell anyone (because I fucked up.)
Any help, b?
Pic related. How I feel after I said I'd visit the school to clear things up.
no one cares.
lmfao
You fucktwit.
Give her more, see what happens.
