So tonight, half-drunk, I came up with an idea: I'm going to try to catfish my little sister on kik to get nudes.
Before even starting, though, I've decided to consult /b/'s genius. If done correctly, this could be really awesome, but it could be very easily fucked up. Here's some of the questions I have
>Where can I find numerous pictures of an 18-19 year old guy to pretend to be, including but not limited to nudes?
>How can I explain how I randomly added her on kik?
>Does kik at any point every display your actual phone number? I need to avoid this at all costs
>Most importantly, how the hell do I charm the hell out of her and get nudes?
Let's put our heads together, /b/rothers. If this is successful, I'll of course share the win with all of you, although I doubt it'd be successful tonight. It's a long-term project, but the potential reward will be worth the investment.
Just rape your sister.
>>581755106
>>581755106
>get her to send nudes
>show them to her so you can fuck her irl
That's a really douchebag thing to do
Hey! Have you heard?
You, your joys and your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no more than the behavior of a vast assembly of nerve cells and their associated molecules.
The mind is what the brain does. The 'soul' does not survive the death of the brain.
We are, in fact, stardust. Our atoms were born in the hearts of stars and when they went supernova, they released the building blocks of you and me. These blocks eventually came together into patterns that replicate themselves in the environment. Through imperfect replication and natural selection, these patterns evolved to become us and everything which we say is 'alive.' We are in this universe, part of this universe, and we are a way for the universe to know itself.
In this sense, our 'soul,' 'essence,' or 'being' is nothing but the shape of atoms, something which cannot survive death until computing technology advances. But I believe that we will get there. Many people fear the matrix, yet I believe that it's our one true shot at 'heaven' and a certain degree of immortality.
atheism=autism
bump
bump for interest
Creep thread? Lost my shit so I need some /b/ros to dump
What happened /b/ro?
>>581747935
Cat knocked my external off my desk and it died. Stupid bitch.
shit haha do you have important files in your external?
New Drawthread
>>581719121
Well that was not pretty.. Dispatch, we have 2 bodies, send cleanup stat
Tch....pigs...
Too young for those tits thread?
Too young for those tits thread.
>>581745824
>dat stomach pudge
disgusting.
>>581746049
>looking at her stomach
Faggot
who would think this innocent hot chick would send dirty pics. she's from last post but i found more pics
tits or gtfo.
hello?
>>581727376
>timestamp
its me like always
brandon did you finally become a trap?
Sister's having a sleepover.
Wat do /b/?
>>581736304
Cum on both
>>581736304
>inb4 rape
hug and sleep beside.
Are my boobs weird?
id play with them
NO.
pls moar?
Hard to tell. Need to see them from a different angle.
Autumn Murray.
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More of this?
>be 17
>have hot 14 yr old cousin
>she starts inviting me to drink with her friends
>fuck a few lg's
>over a few weeks my cousin starts saying how im hot, cute etc..
>one night tells me its just gonna be me and her at home tonight
>bring her friend over and fuck
>she gets jealous and is pretty mad. drunk texts me while I fuck her friend
>fast forward 2 weeks
>drunk walking home to get weed, cousin trails along
>get home and go to use the bathroom, she insists I let her in
>whatever.png
>she looks at my dick while im pissing
>compliments me
>we start flirting then out of no where I grab her look her in the eyes and ask her whats stopping me from kissing her
>she goes in for a kiss and she was the best at making out
>she turns around and takes her pants off while saying "so what're you gonna do about this"
>drunk fuck my cousin for the first time with no condom
>after 5 minutes hear front door open
>ohfuckohfuck friends came back
>play it off as if she felt sick cause we're both in the bathroom
Pasta es olde
pics faggot. fuck your story
>>581732497
Continue, faggot
YLYL
>>581713126
>>581713126
>>581713401
lost
WALLPAPER THREAD
this is not a wallpaper this is shit...
<- this is a real wp
>>581726773
fucking faggot
continuation
>>581731526
Where did she go so wrong?
Loli thread.
