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You are a spider. While going about your spider business, you encounter three teenagers.

They want to go for badges in Insect Torture (they are idiots, the concept of spiders not being insects doesn't exist to them).

The last number of your post indicates how powerful your venom is as per the following scale:

common

0: completely harmless
1: offers a mild burning sensation around the bite site,otherwise harmless
2: causes minor pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
3: causes slightly more pain and localized swelling, but still no long-lasting effects
4: causes pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
5: pain, localized swelling and general malaise for a few hours.
6: extreme pain, localized swelling and sickness for a few hours.
7: causes extreme pain, comparable to that of being electrocuted and shot at the same time
8: requires immediate medical attention, can cause paralysis if left untreated
9: near-instantly kills the cells local to the bite, quickly (medically speaking) spreading into other areas, eventually attacking and killing both the heart and the brain

uncommon

42=once you bite someone you can mind control them
69=you can suck the life out of individuals and become bigger and stronger
74=you can eat an entire hand with just one bite
89=you can run faster than the speed of sound and kill in seconds
15=When you bit someone their head explodes
21=everyone you bit gets malaria,AIDS and ebola

rare

000=you can spit your a venom that can melt flesh up to 6 meters
1111=you become 100 meters tall
2222=you can kill someone just by looking into their eyes
3333=you can multiply into one thousand deadly spiders in just three seconds
4444=smokey the bear comes and cut the eyes of everyone that tries to kill you
other quads=your venom can perforate steel
0000=you are the spider god and you have god powers

Will you be able to protect yourself?
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Lets do this
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>>582456817
roll
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>>582456817
Rolling for the best.

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Hey /b/. Poorfag Femanon here. Listen, I need 50$ more to pay my rent for this month and Im willing to do *mostly* anything. I dont have skype so I'll post pics here.
( pics May look weird since im using a poop phone that doesnt have a front facing camera)
>pic related
Paypal: [email protected]
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>>582461274
show face slut
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Write Tiqi Tiqi? on your tits and i will donate $30
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12 January 2014 wtf?

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Started snaping with my best friends sister. Lets get her off her clothes!

posting every snap she sends to me.
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Translation* Am I just worth a quickie?
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>>582464650
"No, maybe three or four quickies"
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Translation* What do I get?

Loli thred part 10,254
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>>582463924
You're counting?
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/r/ing a kidnapping doujin

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Rate her /b
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adorable. would cuddle her.
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>>582460120
shes a 9 for me

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Someone told me someone posted pics of me in this site pleAse stop you do not have permission
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Bait.jpg
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Then post pics of your friends
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I don't understand

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Whats this guy's catchphrase again?
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>>582456862
who the fuck is that?
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benzinga
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>>582456862
What is his name? I can't remember

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How can I make money with my porn collections?

I've collected pics from /b/ since 2009
I have like 13.000 pics. Going to post some now in return for advise
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>>582442380
Torrents my man.
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Well obviously, if you had a way to find people who knew the girls personally . That'd be your easiest way

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I am autistic and I wanna find out whether you really think this picture is funny or whether you are only sarcastically pretending to lol about this picture. I hate this picture and I don't think it's funny at all! please help..
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please reply
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>>582446110
I laugh at this picture every time OP. It really is that funny.

Looking for a good and reasonably cheap gaming desktop. Tell me what you have or recommend!
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Ill bump to that
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Bump, really need help. I've gotten nowhere on my own researching
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logicalincrements.com

pcpartpicker.com

Start there, and if you can't figure it out, then you wouldn't be able to piece one together anyway.

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Creep thread. Last one died.
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Requesting info on setup.

I'm aware of the apps for the phone but I feel some of this videos are not from a phone. So post your setup
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>>582423259
What are some Android apps please?
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>>582423259
Use a Samsung phone.... expandable memory and battery on the note. Then use a motion detector app. Hide phone.

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it's time, /b/.
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u want this.gif
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oShit
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53 GET

anime trap thread. do your best.
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>>582424786
Source?
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HAHAHAHAH

How fucking pathetic!

I pity you and your disgusting fetishes.

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everyone likes these
8 decides
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>>582429724
Just fucking my dead mom. I just killed her and raped her dead body. All while my little sister watched rubbing her clit until she was able to squirt on the dead body. What about you?
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>>582429724
Not much. Just jerking it to pictures of Benedict cumberbatch. God damn he's sexy as fuck.
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>>582429993
Reroll

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Porn WebM Thread
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nigga damn
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