So I got caught trying to get my timid adopted cousin to fuck. My aunt's furious. How do I get out of this?
fuck aunt
fuck the aunt
fuck the aunt
ITT: I am the owner of a Video Game themed restaurant and we all make up names for food based of games. I'll start, Metroid Prime Ribs
pic related, my gf. rate her.
>>582739765
Post more menu items, OP.
Halo rings?
ITT: We travel to "that" part of YouTube, and bring something back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjivgLoikcg&list=UU5Y6XdZiAAW1dKEG09imqSw
>this guy's whole channel
>>582734784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4
>>582734784
bump
>>582734784
lmao!! so random xD!!!!
You hnng you lose.
>>582737280
>>582737280
Fucked up shit you did as a kid
>2009 in year 9 at high school 14 years old
>just got an iPhone 3g, only kid in school with an iPhone
>had 1gig of data, browsing net in every class
>asshole teacher hated phones in class, confiscated my precious iPhone on Friday
>"I'm keeping this over the weekend anon, come get it back from me on Monday"
>super pissed at teacher, make awesome plan to get back at him
>next week at school take photos of my boobs in girls bathroom on phone
>make sure to include my face in pictures
>purposely get caught using my phone in his Friday class again
>"keeping this over the weekend again anon"
>tell my mum that mr asshole teacher blackmailed me into taking nude photos under threat of failing me
>mum freaks out files police report
>dumbass teacher brought my phone home with him
>charged with possession of child pornography
>police interview most of his students and myself
>believe every word of my bullshit story
>never see mr asshole again
>everyone tells me I'm so brave, get tonnes of sympathy and become pretty popular over all the drama
>phone never confiscated again
>browse net everyday in class
>don't feel the least bit bad
>mfw
tits or gtfo
>>582740484
nice now tits or gtfo
>>582740484
You're a fucking prick
Would this really even work?
>>582731740
Would this really even work?
>>582731936
/thread
>>582731936
Omegle win thread? OC from last night
>>582724143
>>582724143
keep these going OP
bump
It is time....
Fred and pals refuse to admit fuzz is superior
>>582743125
How long you on for tonight, Unter?
>>582743125
That's because fuzz is inferior.
Let's start a screencap thread, post the funniest shit you have
Got quite a few of these
Also some are pure gold
>>582725548
MFW
Loli Thread Alpha 3
Select your character.
Continuing comic.
4 is a dupe of 3, gotta fix that.
>>582730663
The Stephen King book?
>>582730840
I have no idea what he's going on about.
Cute chubbies cont.
>>582728209
YAAAARRRRR
HERE WE GO AGAIN MATEYS, FETCH THE HARPOONS AND MAKE SAIL.
THE WHALES ARE OUT IN FORCE TONIGHT
Post anything you consider cute. No holding back, can be anything.
>inb4 only fags think things are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfS68_Pvb-U&feature=youtu.be
General Info ITT
>>582720792
don't worry OP, I gotcha
>>582720946
Loli thread: Showtime Edition.
first for fatty
>>582717561
<3
>>582717574
We're showing things now?
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