Hey /b/ I'm Thomas Brisbay and i'm a total sissy slut
>>609330993
okay Thomas Brisbay. show me how much of a total sissy slut you are
I love to suck the cocks of married men and wear girl clothes everyday
4chan gold moments thread.
GO
For glory
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Awkward first time stories! Ill start
>be me 15 years old
>been with this girl 2 months
>both virgins
>lying in bed she starts kissing my neck
>goes down my chest to my waist but doesnt suck me off
>fuckingblueballs.txt
>i lie her flat and start licking her pussy
>mycockissohard.jpg
>eat her out for 10 mins straight she nearly cums
>go to slip my cock in her pussy
>boner=dissapeared
>beat myself off for 2 minutes trying to get it back
>she starts checking her phone out of bordem and watching the tv over my shoulders
>sweating like a bitch
>what is happening
>get it going for 5 minutes pumping like a piston
>lose is again
>turn over in shame
>she leaves
>broke up 2 days later.
OP Im Sorry
Hahaha a should laugh that's terrible.
> be me
> think life is pointless
> die alone
> profit???
post your friend with the biggest titties
>>609309131
those are serious
>>609308740
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>609293535
Requests welcome.
>>609301602
Here you go: https://e621.net/pool/show/1403
hey whats up virgins!
last week i reached 27 and i am still virgin
how old are you virgins here?
>>609304324
are you Katy perry? cause your much older than that!!
18, 19 in exactly 3 months
Only the best Pepes in this thread please.
Here's a copy I made of my original grid Pepe.
>Obviously not going to post the original and run the risk of it's value being lowered
Had it appraised by a German trader for $600, needless to say I'm quite pleased.
>>609297294
This is a copy of a super rare foil pepe from an earlier thread.
That lucky anon sold it for 8K
Eight. Fucking. Potassium.
A very rare painting of Pepe when he was only 5 years old.
Anyone has the original of this? Will even trade
Be honest about this: have you ever NOT tipped a waitress or delivery driver?
>>609286829
I've tipped once in my god damn life. Welcome to anywhere but America.
What the fuck is up with these niggas talkin bout they tippin or not?
I got consistently shitty service in Germany and the Czech Republic. You'd think they would have tried harder knowing I'm an Ameritipper.
Anyone have the whole set?
It looks like she only has 4 fingers on her left hand
>>609293493
Sure do.
>>609293493
Bump
ITT:Post nerdy chicks
Post your gf
Why not
>>609296438
Nice pants
ITT:Women in one piece swimsuits/leotards PART 2: Sleeping Mods Edition
>>609291273
Fuck this woman is gorgeous.
Hey /b/ I'm so fucking heartbroken I think I'm about to die...My gf and I broke up 3 months ago and I still love her, haven't had sex ever since, losing gains in the gym and being depressed 24/7. Anyway, we kept on talking as friends, but I made it clear I want to be back with her, she kept saying she was 100% sure it will never happen again. Today we had a little fight on fb and I told her I can't do this anymore, talk to her and only be friends while I want more. I told her to message me only if she misses me and in case she starts loving me again, otherwise I wish her good luck and that I'll always love her.
My plan is to get a job and blast heavy steroids(I already did steroids before, because of stomach bacteria for 3 fucking years I looked like a skeleton). What else can I do, I'm trying to get her back right now but maybe if I find another girl during that time I might not want her back anymore. What are ur advices, should I also block her on fb, maybe if u had an experience similar to this u can share it. Please no trolling, I'm too fucking broken right now I just might hang myself
Use steroids until your muscles are so big that you cannot touch your face. Only then will you be able to achieve true happiness, and find the women of your dreams. Only if you're man enough to work for it, with hard work, and tons of steroids.
>>609292418
/fit/ pls go
I had a girl I loved break up with me. I got a really nice job and blasted steroids too. I got really buff (used to be skinny/average). I got a model body. A year later I ran into her and her new boyfriend. I was clearly the better male specimen.
She didn't give a shit. 2 years later and they're engaged. He's a cop now. Move on bro.
The eternal debate: tits or ass?
ass
Both
end of debate
/thread
>>609294403
Ass!
sleepy / drunk / passed out girls. being undressed
>>609289913
Does anyone have that set with the girl and her brother?
It was around late 2011-early2012
>>609290055
dubbs
