Did she go too far /b/? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9qx8CLc3Q
Sheboon chimped out, yeah.
Nah. That cunt was talking shit and couldn't back it up. She got what she deserved.
>>674398296
>Saying words is grounds for physical assault
Wew lad
Help me get laids, /b/ros.
She seems to be incredibly lame
>>674400035
'? lol' this is what a faggot says
Just your typical elementary school kid I guess...
Describe your last sexual encounter with a Spongebob quote.
>>674398479
you do the loop-de-loop and pull
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
"Are you ready kids?"
alright /b/, gonna order a Pizza from Pizza Hut when it opens [will post results in another thread if this thread dies]
dubs decides what i'm getting on the pizza
first off, sauce
(anything but Barbecue or Buffalo)
the garlic one
roll for Barbecue
bumping because i'm craving pizza
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE? YOU DONT EVEN OWN A KEKSHED AND YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT HITLER? IS THIS TRUE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
Commence dump, im collecting rare benefit man meme.
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with photoshopped shit
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Continue...
Sounds suspect af op.
>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
sup /b/ dubs names my new kitten
>>674398310
Lil Hitler
Kitler
Manon
Mom thread
>post your mom
>rate other moms
>bonus points for swimsuit pics
sis and mom
which one would you prefer to bang?
Left.
>>674390271
left
>dat feminine penis
>>674390271
Right ofc
Who are you at war with today anon
>>674393205
>play Civ V as germany
>tell everyone to eat shit
>turn 114 in war with every other civ
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>674393205
With my feelings.
>>674393751
Have you tried actually playing as Hitler? You can download hundreds of new civ's from the workshop.
Cont from >>674385795
>many fags and cucks
yay thread!
Bump
Pizza raid incoming
Hey kid. Wanna see some real shit?
Photoshop me jumping over this kid
>>674388998
No
Didnt even ask please or anything
i have pretty nice feet for a dude I've been told. have had a few friends guys and girls who asked to massage them randomly.
i have more pics if anyone would like to see.
guess what size i am :)
>>674392700
Pic of both soles, OP?
Wtf your fucking heel is the size of your great toe. Please post more pics.
sure !
Why are people on Facebook such vaginas?
>>674393316
Because it's facebook.
I mean he's got a point, if somebody did that to my car I'd honestly set their house on fire. Or one day just break and completely destroy the place, like painting the walls with oil, break all the glass, dump pounds of sugar in hidden spots of the house, lay termites, dump all motor oil and erosion chemicals on the edge of their house to erode the land soil, etc.
