which one would you prefer to bang?
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which one would you prefer to bang?
Left.
>>674390271
left
>dat feminine penis
>>674390271
Right ofc
>>674390271
Left without hesitation
>>674390271
obviously lefty is hotter
bet she has a way tighter vag than that fat slut on the right, too
>>674390410
not taking the b8
The one with the vagina.
Bailey for sure
>>674390386
her penis is not that feminine
Both for sure. Dick in vag while dick in my ass
>>674390565
ikr
its bigger than mine for christ sake
Bailey
Can i get a cock meat sandwich and do both of em?
>>674390695
Looks like the Welsh are around.
>>674390271
Baily jay would be a dream come true. He has such a nice cock.
>>674390565
>not that feminine
>not that
>that
Penises are not feminine. Period. Only faggots say that shit
>>674390872
Welsh fuck sheep not cows, get it right.
>>674391001
Dub gods say otherwise?
Wouldn't bang either
gun to my head, i'd say pull the trigger cunt
Left looks absolutely fucked up, whats up with her face? Looks like a bloke who went to some asian country for some cheap plastic surgery
>>674391067
Offbyone Kenobi
>>674391001
no you do get feminine penis's
a puss puss or a boipuss...i'm not a gay faggot so I will take the puss puss. rot in hell you gay faggot
>>674390271
Right cos one on left prob a man one on right I would not have to kill myself over. Thanks, over and out
Is right Amy Schumer?
>>674390271
I'd prefer Bailey bang me.
>>674391334
He's a trap.
There are actual chicks that look like that, though, mostly in Germany.
>>674390271
obviously a stupid question can only be put out here by an autist 12 year old virgin. Please confirm left is a man.
>>674391686
Try harder
>>674390271
Both...with a sledgehammer
both. three way
bailey can pop some viagra and we can double team the chubby chick
Left obviously. Blown countless nuts to her pussy.
Left.
As an otherkin who doesn't believe in sexuality, I would rail both of them.
>>674391960
you misspell pussy for asshole you faggot
>>674390271
On the right.
Been crazy for her since I first saw her. I'd chop off a testicle to bury my head in her thighs.
>>674390271
>asking /b/ if they would rather bang a fat pig or a passable trap.
If you don't know the answer to that kill yourself
>>674391001
that doesn't make any sense, faggots like masculine penises, not feminine penises
>>674392167
this. its the closeted faggots that cant grasp it
>>674392108
Pussy just sounds less harsh. I get your point though.
THE ONE ON THE LEFT NO DICE. WHIP THAT COCK OUT. NO JOKES.
>>674391907
YES IT IS
>>674390271
Right. Hopefully after a photo shoot or something so she has a shit ton of makeup on.
>>674390271
face of a man or penis? fuck you, neither.
>>674392607
>pick right
>bag over head
>muffled
>profit
>>674392607
that means you get ass raped by an aids infested horseman
>>674390271
I'd like them both to shit on me so I can smell and taste it, see which one I like more.
>>674390271
Both
>>674390271
I think I'm gonna jerk off freestyle. (no porn)
Anyone one /b/ who can't name the one on the left must be the newest fag on /b/
I'm 200% straight, can't name a single porn star (wait, yuki aida) but, apart from her...but I sure know who that trap is.
>>674392997
That kinda exclusively depends on their recent diet though you won't get any real tells frm it
>>674390271
Would like to have fun with both
Amy looks like a hillbilly next to a real woman.
Left.
Hell I'd fuck a roll of barbed wire before i touched Amy
>>674391001
I'm a straight male and can confirm feminine penises exist. Mine is essentially a giant clit
>>674390271
Party on Wayne!
Party on Garth!
>>674392153
The answer is neither.
>>674393735
faggot
>>674393844
vouched
>>674393844
vouched. I'm a straight male and I too think of my penis as a clit when I play with it
>>674391001
Nigga got baited
>>674390271
Option 1: troll with a vagina
Option 2: troll with a penis
What's the difference again?
>>674393844
Totally. Dated a girl who had about a 1/4 inch of penis down there. Superclit.
>>674393905
Laughed at this harder than I should have
Left.
I know I'm a faggot.
left
>>674390271
BJ, kill the other guy.
>>674394826
Aren't we all?
>>674390271
Is this real, do they hang out or something?
I wanna see the sex tape
>>674392108
Boipussy*
>>674392153
This.
I've wanted to fuck that man on the left since I first found b some 7/8 years ago. Still do. Makes the effort to get made up and look pretty. So what if it is a man? Men have asshokes you can lube up and plough into. Who gives a shit, it's purely aesthetics here that and, who'd not be a cunt. That big faced pig on the right looks a bit of a cunt
>>674390271
Left.
Not because i am a faggot. I am not a faggot.
I actually hate traps.
But i am willing to fuck a dude with identity issues instead of this fucking disgrace of a human. I know her IRL and she is the absolute worst human being there ever was.
I might fuck her if i had a condom on that had some HIV sprinkled on the outside.
>>674395322
Bailey Jay was a guest on Inside Amy Schumer (comedy central, US) for the interview segment.
Baily is a fucking porn star
who dosen't want to fuck a porn star
>>674395563
You have just the mindset anon. I agree.
>>674390271
left, for sure. A trap is better than that disgusting woman
>>674396211
Make that 3 thumbs up.
>>674395129
nice and feminine
>>674394693
>Option 1: troll with a vagina
>Option 2: troll with a penis
>vagina
>penis
get it, anon?
>>674395315
ask your dad
>>674390271
left (but I'd prefer that she banged me tbh)
>>674395129
it's just a big clit
>>674390271
The one without a penis
>>674391334
>>674391561
>>674391686
Newfags out in force today.
Left because she has the most feminine penis on this planet earth. Gonna suck her all night long for girl juice.
>>674390271
good lord is that amy schumer on the right?
yuck
i'll take bailey jay thank you very much
That girl on the left looks qute i would bang her ofcourse
