How do you become a mod on 4chan? I been here since summer of 2015 so I guess you can say I'm a pretty old fag. But now how do I become the user of elevated privilege I deserve to be?
>>674411413
You must sacrifice a goat and post timestamped video of yourself bathing in goat blood. It is the only way.
>>674411865
I can confirm this
>>674412102
Is that pic legit?
Hello People of /b/ who fap to traps and shemales and whatnot and still consider themself straight
Are you completely retarded?
No, no hear me out, I'm not saying you're retarded because you fap and fuck trannies.
I'm saying you are retarded that you still consider yourself straight.
>inb4 I'm not gay OP, OP is a faggot
Hell yeah I am
partially
I'm bisexual
ya know, where you don't mind fucking girls/dudes/traps
So, why are you still saying you're fucking straight?!
Fuck yea
There does not exist a 100% straight human being
>>674407485
Not saying I'm "straight" but I'm sure as hell not into guys. Traps on the other hand..
No loli thread?
Fucking loli thread.
REKT THREAD
>>674402347
looser cunt
>>674402398
what-the-fuck
These got old man
Fat thread?
Join and post amateurs. No post = k ick
>>674401461
Add and5050
Add : Lion.The.King
Add imnotyourrealdad
Does anyone else cum hands free and then hands on like I just did? This was the first time I've cum hands free, usually I get too carried away and just grab and jerk (like after the first time I came in the vid). Is this what usually happens?
>>674406542
bump
no one?
how lmao
Because you idiots trolled everybody, now the government won't take anybody who says "jet fuel can't melt steal beams" seriously.
You spammed the phrase all over the internet, and they just think you're a troll if you do it again.
>>674401642
yeah
>>674401642
Well like most conspericy theories it's dumb and also fictional so it's good conspericy theorists have little credibility.
Wasn't that the point?
Tell me /b/ how did this generation get so fucked up?
Where did we go wrong in the gene flow?
The internet fucked everything up
>>674408197
How do I upvote this?
>>674406779
I don't get it. Isn't minding your own business and letting other people do whatever to themselves the ultimate expression of freedom?
Why do you hate freedom, anon?
Scat girls?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for perfect 15 year old babe, pic related.
Kek op
yea
Name a sport tougher than boxing
>protip, you can't.
>>674403105
UFC
>>674403105
football, rugby. Jeet kune do.
>yeah JKD... had to sign death waiver :)
>>674403105
RUGBY OR Australian Footy
At what age did you discover masturbation?
12 I think, but I wasn't firing shots until 13/14.
I miss not having a huge clean up
Around the age of 6?
I started masturbating at the age of 6, first time I came I was 11 and I remember that time in detail
Nigri thread
shes not a nigger lol
>>674402723
That's her name you faggot
So when you smell something it's from little particles of what your smelling go into your nasal passage right? So smelling shit is literally little poo particles going into your nose.
Could you, in theory, smell a hole in something, like a leather coat? If I sniff hard in the same spot on my leather coat would I deteriorate the leather into smell?
Sometimes I regret getting out of bed.
Nigger, where do you get off? Maybe its the weed I'm smoking, but I just had to read that twice
>>674406465
It's a sound theory. Maybe I could smell away all the leather smell on my coat?
I used to smell markers until they stopped smelling. Now I realise I may have smelled all the smells from the market and smelled it out.
