Badly describe a game and have other anons guess
I'll start off easy
>8-bit
>skeletons
>2nd worst fanbase of all time
>be a forrest critter
>drink lots of beer
>wake up drunk
>find way home trough a pile of shit, world war 2, fight dino's and fucking matrix
should be ez
>>668745571
Undertale
>>668746034
Conkers bad fur day?
>>668746438
Ding Ding!
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
dan "hold her tighter shes a fighter" schneider
Dan "up to my elbow inside'er" Schneider
>>668718953
Dan "it's only 5 minutes" Schneider
Am I fucked?
My GF stopped taking her birth control because some hippie bitch convinced her. That's fine, I can wear condoms... expect I almost always forgot them, so I used the pull out method about 60% of the time.
One day she told me amongst nervous laughter that her period is 3 days late. That's okay right? We joked about it and all. It's been two weeks now. I can't stop thinking about this. I don't make enough money to raise a child and there's abortion is illegal where I live.
Tell me it's gonna be ok /b/?
>>668742455
fly to a country that has abortions. Get your parents to help if you can't afford it, take out a loan if your parents are dead. Abort the child, assumeing thats what you both want.
Job done.
more of her OP ?
same fag as >>668742641
Also OP.
What the fuck we're you thinking "The pull out method" haha fucking retard. you use condoms or you don't fuck otherwise the chance of getting pregnant is huge. You don't even need to bust inside her like, Pre-cum has sperm cells in it....
fucking children know fucking nothing about sex or how to manage an abortion.
Jesus christ our future is fucked.
>>668742455
>I don't make enough money to raise a child
Then you also don't make enough money to want to stay
Just leave, man
Get in the car, drive away, start again
Thoughts on a committed relationship with a single mom?
>>668739916
milswanca
I'm going to have to see nudes to before I decide
They don't really love you, just your support.
Would you rather live in the UK or USA?
>>668736499
Neither, I'm happy here in Canada.
>>668736671
But if I HAD to choose, I'd definitely pick USA.
I'll take my superior single tap sinks and washingmachine-less kitchens, thank you.
Beautiful nigress thread
Your thread is shit
>Beautiful
>Nigger
Pick one
Who wants more? Dumping whole folder. Trips get sex tapes. OC.
>>668739271
dump it
I wanna see dat asshole. Please continue OP
>>668739446
Fuck, almost had a set-o-trips
Celebs you want to see nude but only fakes exist
Mia Khalifa
What're you doing for Valentines day?
>>668738378
Proposing to my girlfriend. About the to settle down and have a family.
>>668738782
Good luck and congrats
>>668738378
Spending it mostly alone. Playing some videogames. Hating myself and wishing I could be with a girl who I will definitely never be with.
COMPLETE THE TEXT-thread
post other, comic strips welcome
>>668739745
I've never tried either.
You waste a lot of time and money to get nothing
>>668739745
You need a decent rod that you know how to handle.
Saturday morning Thick/Chub thread. Get your cock out.
>>668744245
more pls
>>668744245
dumping my collection
Pics of ugly girls.
inb4'd
emma "adolescent boy face" watson dot jaye pegg
What does /b/ think of Life is Strange? As that game is more enjoyable for empathetic beings and this is the shithole of the shitholes I'm actually curious.
I liked it so much I couldn't fap to the r34 for one or two weeks. Never had that before. Now I fap furiously to Chloe and Max tho
>>668727915
Have you seen this preset yet?
http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/7511/?
>>668728869
Left, of course. Who wants to fuck a fat chink, faggot?
>>668729069
>>668729224
you guys should post pics of chicks too
>>668729415
Also, fatty on the right
wheres the porn thread at faggots?
not here
op here. Dumping what I have.
