55=deliver or bad things will happen
http://vocaroo.com/
Nigger Nigger Nigger
heil Hitler
i want to rape obamas wife and then blow him up with the whole white house
Allahu akbar
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
>>598063864
not doin' it. fuck the poh lease
Story time /b/ retail/customer support edition
>work at pizza delivery place
>customer calls
>wants one of those digusting whole grain pizzas
>no cheese
>asks if it will be completly vegan
>tell her anything without cheese and meat would be
>tells me we shouldn´t even offer meat and cheese
>starts a militantly-vegan-rant
>tells me I will burn in hell for eating meat and working at "satans slaughterhouse"
>just stand there totally baffled by so much idioticity
>manager stares confused at me, since I didn´t say anything for a while now
>slowly push button for loud speakers on the phone
>dumb vegan bitch still throwing a tantrum
>manager looks about to piss his pants from laughing
>idiot on the phone stops at the laughing
>gets into another fit about how rude it is to laugh at her
>wants to speak manager
>manager runs out of the store now (asshole)
>ask her in my most serious voice if shes trying to pull a prank
>tell her thats not a way to order a pizza
>gets into a fit again
>hang on on her
>tries to call about 9 times after that
>always reject her calls
>manager comes back still laughing
>only says "Best one this year"
>dissapears into the storing place again
>about half an hour later moby dick rolls into the store
>think to myself "finally a normal customer"
>was wrong
>is vegan bitch
>starts ranting again
>delivery guy who has followed that whole scenario from the start whispers how she could get that fat just by eating vegetables
>bitch starts crying that she is just big boned
>hear manager laugh hysterically in the background
>sick of this shit
>call the cops as she starts throwing red paint against the walls
>crazy bitch gets arrested finally
>after I´m home I can finally laugh about it
>almost hit that idiot of a vegan with the broostick
Thats no way to talk about your own mother anon
>bitch starts crying that she is just big boned
Everytime someone tells this to me I laugh in their face, tell them to stop lying to themselves and ask how they can be dumb enough to think bones are made of fat.
If you look fat, you are fat. Being big boned definitely does not make you look fat (if it's even a real thing)
Salam Alaykum /b/rothers!
I am a Muslim and I am currently searching for a wife.
Preferably I want a white woman as a wife. But I don't want her to be just your average frequently intoxicated and fornicating white woman, I want her to be a pure and faithful princess of Islam.
Where do I find a women like this?
Please /b/rother, in the name of Allah and His final messenger Muhammad, help me locate one.
pic related: my ideal type of white woman.
b8 thread
sage
Please, by the will of Allah, help out a /b/rother.
>>598058728
You didn't say "Peace be upon Him" after Muhammad (Peace be upon Him).
Prepare for beheading apostate.
Loli thread ? Loli thread !
no contribution what is this?
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
>>598060052
Roll for world peace
fuck OP number
roll
>>598060052
rolling for willy wonka candy
ITT post WTF and fucked up pictures that makes you say damn wtf
<also
I FUKKIN LOVE AVRIL LAVIGNE
>>598062981
damn wtf
>>598063046
>>598062981
damn what the fuck
New New Zealand thread.
This is now a BMW thread.
>>598052433
How are your evenings boys? chch here, anyone going to world cup tomorrow?
Havent had a new thread in a while
If dubs banana is banned from 4chan forever
shit nigga
bye bye banana
finally
What have you done in the last three hours be, be honest.
>smoked weed
>received oral from gf
>Taco Bell
>pic is gf
>>598047312
Inb4 be rage
>>598047312
>honest
>/b/
>slept
>woke up
>wanked
horny as fuck right now, gf is sleeping. should i cum on her face? first vote to get to 6 wins. will delivar if poss
>>598022591
yes
>>598022591
Yes
League thread faggots
I'm here
>>598040998
i want to cum in the new tristana so bad
California nudes thread
looking for 626
but post whatever.
415 bootay
626
>>598042686
DDoS >>598042811
Mexithrad 2
>>598043698
No mames jajajaja pinche chop
Pongan mas de la puta en calzoncitos rosas y la otra que estaba enseñando panocha
What is your experience with Latinas?
>>598025438
Hot, but not trustworthy
Don't date mexicunts. Any other is ok, cubans, central & south americans.
>>598025438
Mostly smelly to be honest. But I LIKE IT.
Love me sum chubby, able to cook and slightly off-balanced
We share what "we wanted to be when we grow up" and what we do for a living now.
I'll start. Wanted to be:
>Video Game Developer (but turned out to be shit at math & art)
>Lawyer
>Dentist (like my dad)
ended up being:
>Urban Planner 55k :(
bamp
'nother bamp
Wanted to play ball
Graduates in finance, had a chance went undrafted.
Signed NFL as free agent twice got cut both times.
Now a regular Joe
