LET'S ROLL /b/
obv, im a fire knight
>>686460180
hah, spearknight faggot
White Knight lyfe
Imma NightKnight, from West detroit
>Wake up at 4PM from napsy time
>Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard
>Fuck yes, 25 pointsies!
>Time to play some video gameys
>Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies
>Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space
>"Anon, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while?"
>No bitch, I saved up my Good Boy Points to play my Weegee game
>"O-okay, Anon, but please try to keep it down."
>Of course mommy, I'm your good boy!
>Load up New Super Luigi U
>Hear mom in the background: "A-as I was saying, I think Jane Eyre..."
>The game starts
>Start chanting Luigi catchphrases
>WEEGEE TIME! WAHOO! MARIOOOOO!
>Absorbed in the game
>World 1 boss, so toughy tough!
>Start farting from the concentration
>Smells like rotten meat
>WEEGEE NUMBER ONE
>Sniff fartsy farts and giggle
>Made it to world 2!
>Fart out a hot burning one
>Hear one of the bookwomen gag
>"I'm sorry Anon's Mom, I think I've left the lights on at home. I really have to go!"
>Hear her run out while gagging
>Look over at mom and her friendsies
>They're all looking at me disgusted
>Smirk
>"Come on, Anon, why don't you go to the playroom for a little bit. I think you've had enough tv timey."
>NO BITCH I WANNA PLAY WEEGEE
>I HAVE PAID THE GBP, NO REFUNDS
>"Please, Anon, we can talk about this later."
>Bitch has got to know when to stop.
>Now it's WEEGEE TIME
>Rub Wii U Gamepad over my wee wee, tummy tums starts growling
>Start violently farting and shitting in my diapies
>The smell is horrific
>Women start throwing up while scrambling for the door
>Mom starts crying, completely broken down
>Get a semi
>It's just the two of us now
>Mom just sits there, staring blankly at me
>I laugh and roll around
>Mommy, now make me tendies please?
>No response
>MOMMY, TENDIES NOW FOR TUMTUM HUNGRY
>No wonder dad left us, you useless whore
>Throw gamepad at her face, leaving a bruise
>She nods silently and makes my tendies
>Dine like a king
>>686459668
Sounds like a good day all around! I envy you, anon.
>>686459668
possibly the worst one of these i've ever seen
Post girls you know, who don't know you get off to their pics
s/fur
Gonna go take a nap now, but I'll leave it on auto for you guys.
Big ass/ pawg/ thick Thread
>>686459181
>>37320083
Let's have one of these threads. Haven't seen one in a while
Hey anyone who came to /b/ before 2010,
Why don't we make a new place to hang out? This place was killed of cancer a long time ago.
8ch is a no go an mch will put you on a list. We need somewhere new.
One anon said he's making a site called n3verforget.us, but it won't be live until later on, and we don't know if it'll be he kind of site where we make posts and stuff.
If you remember the old /b/, bump this thread. Don't let it 404 due to the other cancerous threads that spawn so quickly.
inb4
>EFG
>not 400 x 400
>jpg
>"image"
Yeah, the time to make /b/ great again is long past. We have to just leave. The cancer's won since 2012
It's hard to escape from the Reddit fags. 50% of /b/'s population is Reddit, 60% of the population is under 18, and much of the population is autistic. The old /b/ back in the days of lulz has all either grown up, become a meme themselves over at >>>/pol/, gone to 8ch, gone to mch, or is in jail. But there's still a significant amount of us guys left here for whatever reason, a lot of us who were underage b&s during the golden era. WE can bring back our culture.
New Queen of B/ its time we upgraded
>>686461400
MOOOOOAAAARRRR
FAPFPAPFAPAFPFPAFFPA O)O)O)O)
No.
>>686461400
Jesus evalion, is that the only cute picture you have of yourself?
Trap/trans/CD/mental illness thread
>>686454466
Bump without posting something...cmon negro....
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Pisst ihr auf öffentlichen Toiletten absichtlich daneben?
Bestes Musikalbum?
Welche Personen könnt ihr nicht ernst nehmen?
Aus welchem Land sollte eure waifu kommen wenn ihr wählen könntet?
>>686458626
Zipfelklatscher.
Gut soweit.
Ne ich ziel auch auf öffentlichen Toiletten.
Bestes Musikalbum? Keinen plan.
Merkel.
Russland. Russland ist immer gut.
macht es sinn mit 28 eine ausbildung zum Krankenpflegger zu machen?
what's your bmi /b/
asian amateur thread
Take a photo of your right hand just like the pic and type your dick size. Research purposes
>>686455938
Fucking ET hands...
Nope.
I'll play.
6"
People born after the year 2000 are a fucking plague.
What went wrong?
>>686463185
Easy access to the internet.
>>686463185
The Jews, mainly.
what about born on the year 2000?
post sissy and trap pics
Bump cause im a straight guy who enjoys faping to women with dicks and nice asses
>>686461804
Fact they aren't women if they have dicks unless you subscribe to the cancerous ideas of gender-fluidity
>>686461804
>Women with dicks
