Where do you cum when you jerk off in your room? I've always went into the bathroom to jerk off.
all over myself then lie in my own mess for a couple mins feeling disgusted with myself
>>686446413
I put a napkin on my desk and cum on it.
Used to blow my load directly into a tissue with no mess but it feels better to just shoot and let it go where it goes/
Post shit you found off the deepweb, stories etc.
Also general TOR thread.
I need a good way to purchase Bitcoin using PayPal credit. Also, what's the best dark net marketplace atm?
>>686450599
Oh, and so as not to just shitpost, outlaw market seems fairly legit.
>>686450599
I don't browse markets, or buy stuff off the deepweb so I don't know Anon.
Cock r8 thread, post and r8
bamp
>>686442149
7/10
s/fur
Any other Hillary supporters on /b/ today?
You don't have to be edgy Bernie or Trump supporters to 'be cool' on /b/, remember this is all anonymous.
be yourselves, and let's get Hillary elected!
Fucking kill yourself you moron.
Hillary for prison 2016
Trump? Serial flip-flopper. He doesn't know where he stands on any issue. And he's a racist.
Bernie? Socialist. Wants to give give give. Where will that money come from? He's silly and impractical.
Hillary? Honest, leadership qualities, leadership experience. And Bill Clinton will be the unofficial commander-in-chief, as well - again (remember the incredible economy under Bill?).
Do what's right. Support Hillary.
Cringe thread
dying
hes the only one who commented on his own status
I am a law abiding african american
You are still a nigger
there's nothing wrong with being a jew
I have a feminine penis
what u fagts think of this project im working on?
>pic related
I already started with the prolapse. I still have been unable to pull my intestine out.
BTW, do any of u know any techniques, or know if it hurts?
After I can prolapse, I'll use tape to connect it to the hose/feeding tube.
The hardest part is going to be getting someone to connect feeding tube to stomach.
>already contacted two docs which denied to do it
If I cant find someone to do it, ill do it myself, I guess.
I'll inject some anesthesia, but it'll probably hurt af.
Opinions? Any medfag wants to help? i'll pay of course.
Im @ Phoenix AZ
and yes, i got idea from human centipede
Get another idea from that movie and kidnap someone to try it on
>>686444841
i wanna try on myself tho
That way ill never have to eat again
>profit
Trading Fanta Pepe, give me your best offer.
>>686445402
Hey kid I stole this pepe il sell it to you for 1000 gbp
I have a pretty spicy new meme to offer
>>686445916
Can you do 850? GBP are hard to come by these days.
>>686445933
That thing isn't even rare, no way it's worth even HALF of my Fanta Pepe.
dont act like this isnt what you want
test
Don't mind me
Don't mind me either....
1jSVYu
Ask an IDF soldier anything.
you are jew? also bump
>>686444420
yep, am a jew
they wouldn't force me to enlist otherwise
opinion of the Jericho 941, recently ordered one and wanna know how good they are
Waifu claiming thread.
>Definitely-Not-Lewd Edition
The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>stuff
>Damn these are complicated
>most importantly
>no lewds here
>^_~
>claiming yume
>>686441557
this is now a crispy thread
>>686441432
Then there's Total war: Warhammer
DEUTSCH-FADEN. Alle Deutschsprachige sind willkommen.
>Was habt ihr noch vor dem Sommer alles vor?
>Urlaubspläne?
>Wie stehts mit euch im Leben? Arbeit, Schule, Uni?
>Was macht die Liebe? Noch immer single?
>Wirds heuer wieder eine Refugeeflut geben?
>Wird BREXIT stattfinden?
>Glaubt ihr dass "das Finanzjudentum" nur ein meme vom Adi war oder ist was wahres dran? Siehe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCNHaLziBQw
>>686441233
-prüfungen schaffen
-nö
-es geht.
-single seit mittlerweile 25 Jahren
-vermutlich.
-nein.
-teils teils. Juden sind allgemein ein kluges Volk im Vergleich zu anderen, aber heute packt sowieso China den Westen an den Eiern
-Festivals: Nova und FQ
-ja die festivals :D
-single recht gut, 20 jahre alt
>>686442634
seit wie vielen Jahren Pilger des Novarocks? :) fast alle die ich kenne, die dort waren gehen jedes Jahr hin
404 and i post sharpie in pooper faggots
start rollin
Holy shit I want to see this so bad
404 roll
>>686445661
GO GO GO
Rolls