I'm bored as fuck so I'm just gonna tell you all about autistic shit I did in my childhood. Add your own if you want, I don't care.
>Be me
>About 10 or 11
>Playing LittleBigPlanet
>You were able to make your own levels, and publish them to the wider PSN community
>People who made popular levels became community celebrities
>decide I want that """"lifestyle""""
>Don't want to have to work for it, all my levels are shit
>Have an idea
>Befriend a popular creator
>We talk about different level ideas, just so I can gain his trust
>Start acting distant after a while
>He wonders whats wrong
>Tell him I have lung cancer
>Tell him I caught it from second hand smoking
>Say I have a week to live
>He makes a memorial level for me
>Become posthumous celebrity
>mfw
I'll post more, I don't have anything ese to do.
>>686505792
Bump because I'm intrigued
>>686505792
>Be me
>about 6 years old
>Mum spends a summer doing a course to learn how to be a teacher
>Dad is working
>My older female cousin is babysitting for the three weeks.
>Her and my older and younger brother
>Normally we liked her
>She was not our mother though, so we make her life hell
>Laugh at all the meals she cooks us.
>Make fun of her friends
>One day we dress a big teddy bear in my younger brothers clothes and threw it out an upstairs window while she was looking out the window below.
>We made her hate us forever
>Laugh at her when she cried.
What the fuck was wrong with us?
When I was 12-14 I would join yahoo chat rooms and jack off on cam for creepy old men. I also recorded a video of myself and put it on limewire and left it there for about 2 weeks before I realized I could get my parents in a ton of trouble. I've been wondering if any pedos out there still have images/videos of me from back then.
quads get dropbox of OC
Roll?
>>686510965
sauce here
http://link.dabebook.com/4
rollin for my /b/ros
COLOR WARS GAME: CHOOSE YOUR OWN COLOR EDITION
>First 7 colors named get a spot
>attacks will not count until board is completely set
>Read the rules
no one wants to play this faggot fucking game. play a better time waster like this
>>686511249
The multiple games we've already had beg to differ bitch
Also fuck risk
Teal for first color
You are going to shoot up a school. You have one choice of a song. Choose /b/.
>>Wake Up - Rage Against the Machine
Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson
>>686507495
Thomas the Tank Engine theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc
milf thread?
Bump pls
>ITT: Desktop screens
>No organizing before hand, just take a screenshot of desktop
>inb4 Mac Fag
> gold nova 3
kys.
>>686508208
res?
>>686508393
thanks, i bet you're silver. if higher rank then me i respect you
Blowjob thread
Bonus points if asian
New fluffy thread.
> Walk down road
> See this
> Wat do?
>>686504160
squint real hard
celeb bread III: revenge of the fap
i just made my roommate spit in my hand so i can fap. bitch didn't even hesitate
Faces of /b/ continued here
And no, not underage
>>686510788
quite the smirk OP. obnoxious little fuck
>>soc is that way
Go be a faglord someone else we dont care
>>686510788
AFSC?
celeb fap thread
enjoy
NaughtyAmerica Today
Abigail Mac, Anastasia Hart, Subil Arch, Johnny Castle in My Friend's Hot Girl
https://www.reddit.com/r/GIFSOURCES/comments/4ldk5m/abigail_mac_anastasia_hart_subil_arch_johnny/
Daisy.
NUDE GAME
1. Post a clothed picture of a girl and post a number other anons have to roll (OPs roll doesnt count)
2. anons then roll by requesting a new pic, (ff, ass, boobs, face, etc.) All requests must be a direct reply to the OP. if not your roll doesn't count
3. If user rolls the required number OP must then honour the request.
4. Rolled dubs gets another clothed pic from OP, up to 3 min. OP can stop adding numbers at any point past the minimum
5. Trips gets 2 free pics
6. Quads gets complete dump in thread, imgur, or mega
7. Quints gets insta, fb and twitter (all or whichever ones they have)
roll 5
Rolling for the tits>>686508917
>>686508917
tits
win roll: 5
faces of /b/
also rate
>>686507500
You look like a chimpanzee facefucked a potato
>>686507700
im not very good looking but please be nice
>>686507700
/thread
non-porn / rekt webmb thread. go
s/fur
>>686510726
you need a gayer intro pic
