UK Thread V3!
Threads from yesterday were pretty good, who's about?
MK14 Reporting in
>>683968680
S17 here, wanking myself silly!
0121. Avoding doing any work for my a levels because im a fucking dickhead.
>>683969674
Exams start in like a week man jeez
Can't really say anything though I got mine coming up as well
Dubs decide what I send to this girl.
>>683969560
timestamp faggot
Fuck me in the ass
Hunger Games thread.
Post your contestants, first 24 get in.
>>683972719
Immunity Cat, reporting in.
bumpo
bamp
Hey /b/, i'm depressed as fuck but i might as well let some of you have a good time. trips and i post nudes, i turned 18 very recently, will do requests
fags only, u don't wanna see a dick don't roll
No thanks
>>683968300
i dont understand ,, do you have a penis or not?
Tits with timestamp and you will get all kind of attention here.
Does /b/ like cosplay sluts?
>>683971935
Only if you have more
>>683972131
I have a few more
Fb fap thread
Let's get a meme dump going. Post whatever but looking for sad or dark memes
Ask a goat farmer anything.
How long does it take to make one Cum
Do you farm goats?
Stop doing this, goats aren't here for your pleasure, let them live their lives. If you need more information check: http://www.peta.org/
they see me rollin
>>683970739
wat>?
Faggots
>>683970739
What could go wrong
On plane what do? Quads decides
Scream: ALLAHU AKBAR!
grab the hair of the girl in front of you and pull them then post a pic of his face
>>683970956
Make international news. You know what I mean.
Traps?
>>683966174
thats no trap, thats just a faggot.
>>683966174
how is this a trap?
Your address ?
timestamp or bullshit
>>683967656
hell, i don't give a shit. rolling
Please
Girls you want to fuck pt2
Last one reached its pic limit...
No fluffy thread? REALLY?
niggers
in coming fluffy story 1/3
>Be you, walking down the road, gas station about a mile away
>Think about how much having your car worked on sucks
>come out of the gas station with minor supplies for the night filled in two plastic bags
>on your way back to your apartment you hear a rustling in a bush that slightly makes you jump
>"Am big monster! gif nummies or I eat yew!"
>Holy shit it's a dam shit rat, I think natural selections making these things smarter, clever little bastard.
>decide to play along to bait it out, "Oh no, not a monster, I'll just leave this food here and leave"
>hear snickering, think to yourself you might as well let it or maybe even them enjoy it.
>Walk slowly away but not too far for obvious reasons
>out proudly comes the smirking little shit rat with his tail triumphantly in the air approaching your bag
>quick 180 sprint and snatch as you grab the little bastard by his scruff and hold him up eye level, light blue fur and dark blue mane, weird
>almost the same time as his screech you hear another small voice from the same bush
>"Put spewcial fwed down yew big dummeh!"
>right, why would this thing be traveling alone and on the oddly gender colored pink with yellow mane's fur are two foals not even old enough to have manes, one green the other blue like the father
>"Oh but of course" you play along "here I'll even give you guys some food, right there in that bag let me take some out"
>you put the blue one down and grab the two bags while the blue one scurrys over to the mare for "Huggies"
>you put all the contents of the one bag into the other leaving you with an empty bag, the family of rats are just staring at you eyes almost apart.
>ok they aren't that smart you think to yourself
>>683963310
>looking at the family waddle up to you with empty bag in your hand you think over how this little bastard tried to steal your food, so you grab up the pink one first as the foals fall off the fur squealing for "momma"
>"NUUU! BABBEHS" the mare yells pissing and shitting as you hold it out and splashes land on the blue fluffy
>as you throw the pink mare in the bag you look to see the father saying "Babbehs wun! Wun from Monstah!" Grabbing one in his mouth, the blue one in particular (perhaps it reminds him of himself)
>now of course these foals barely have their eyes open none the less their ability to run
>so you grab up the blue one muffling something with a baby's scruff in it's teeth
>"MURRUMPH WHUN BABMPH"
>tossing the two in the bag you look down at the confused green foal chirping for its parents and wondering around in a circle, you decided to end it quick for the little bastard but first grab the scruff of the pink one from the bag and force it's head somewhat out enough to show it you stepping on the foal
>"BWOCCLIE! NUUUU BAABBEH huu huu"
>broccoli? these things are giving each other names too now? doesn't matter I'm going to have more fun tonight then I thought
>continue walking to your apartment
>about 8pm, you realize you can't bring these screaming crying these too close to the apartments, might raise some suspicion.
>let's keep it simple then, leave breathing room through the top of the plastic bag but tie it to a nearby tree not to far away from the apartments,
>the one less foal family is down to huuing and hugging each other for comfort in the bag
>"Stay right here you guys, I'll have something more comfortable in a second"
>you run over to the back of the apartment where you remembered an old watered down dog kennel small enough to be carried, "This should work"
>walking over to the bag you here nothing, odd, really odd, did they die?
caption this
>>683960624
are they trying to generate a gravitational pull? im pretty sure it would work.
Is that a herd or a pod?
OP here. I found this on Tumblr under the HAES hashtag, kek
