what are your jobs /b/
>whats your profession
>whats your anual income
ill go first:
>cop
>39k a year
retail management
30k/yr
>>684025470
teacher 45k/yr.
Research Associate $119K/yr.
>moved into new appartment couple years ago
>found box with floppy disks in closet
>had no floppy drive to check, kept anyway
>recently was given old PC with a floppy drive
>remembered old disks, checked em
>most corrupted, empty, or full of shit
>found one with working win, tho
>pic related
>>684024283
I'm here now
Last 2 digits of your post number decide in which position you will fuck your [ gf / hooker / friend ] tonight.
Dubs are oral.
Not rolling.
But saved for further research.
>>684009706
>challenge accepted
roll
>>684010687
hmm, that looks boring...
Today was my bday. 28. I'm drunk and sad.
Post some nostalgia, /b/ros.
I need it.
I hated this shit
You faggots love him out of irony or some shit right? None of you actually think hes going to actually be good for the country do you?
Because if you do you are probably the same type of person who goes into interracial threads and yell cuck over and over
>>684004518
Better than Hillary
>>684005368
But not sanders
>>684005368
Ok ay shut yo he is not better than Hilary. Just because he is as stupid as you does not mean he's right. The problem is you need to realize you are a retard and anyone with your same opinion is therefor also retard. It's like a dwarf many mid jet or a not so retarded retard with a bunch of regards. Trump def is the smartest of all you retards but that doesn't make him good. Aim higher Bro even Obama is a better president than him use rather have Obama again. If trump wins I'm all in for Kanye next term because I'm sure Kanye is in the same level as trump. And talking shut about other people is not what I look for in a president, that's what I look for in a dumb friend
Badly describe a video game
Anons guess
>son of
>dante must...
>nero
>the jungle gril
>kills niggers
>moans loudly
>>684013568
Lara Croft?
Yung gemmy falls out of an airplane and fucks a bitch
hey guys so listen, i got like no fucking money, I will do fucking anything for money, whatever, i'm a writer and a cartoonist and i got a good voice i guess, i'm funny and expressive, and of course there are things any human can do, i'll do fucking WHATEVER, i just fucking need money you guys.
email [email protected] if interested
say "probably a 6" on vocaroo and i ll see if ur good kid.
>>684009634
k gimmie one second
i lied i ll never give you money sry bro but do it anyways thatd be nice
Undertale thread
What? No Fluffy Abuse?
Who else is excited?
I can smell the bunny hops in the game
>>684009449
Literally nobody
>>684010634
I wanna fuck the rabbit
My dirty mexican maid
very nice
she just asks for a taco
Is it wrong to be attracted to young girls?
>>684012822
No. It is young to be wrong to attracted girls
>>684013220
Damn, that actually makes sense. Sigh, the stupid things we do as naive lads.
>>684012822
I don't think so. Acting on that attraction crosses some lines socially and (potentially) legally
Mexithread Viejas sabrosas Edition Deluxe Gold EXTRA SUPREME
Voy a auto bumpearme con OC
Awww yeah OC de alguien que no es negra :v
Hey there /b/
Post your phone homescreens but please add what launcher, theme, and font you use as well as the cost of each if you know.
I just bought a new phone to hold me off until I have enough money for a Nexus 6P. I was using an iPhone 4. As some of you may know, the iPhone 4 only supports up to iOS 7.1.2. Nearly all the apps I like required iOS 8 or 9 or above to download and install them. I was doing this just fine by editing system plists to spoof the iOS and device version. As of a couple weeks ago, Apple once again worked its fuckery and fixed this loophole. Screw it, bought an Android. I use Verizon so I bought a prepaid phone. Got the Galaxy J1 (SM-J100VPP) for about 100 USD. I've already rooted and installed TWRP and a font I like. I have a 64GB SD card so space is no problem. Just looking for some stuff like launchers and themes to hide touchjizz and the nasty default icons. Thanks /b/ros.
>inb4 this is not /g/
>no applel vs lagdroid bitch fights plz
Lg g stylo boost mobile stock android 6.0
no.
You bought your SamShit, you gon live with dat. Fucking PenTile savage, enjoy being part of the problem that is nowadays mobile Displays not using RGB subpixel matrix
They did it, twice
In the S2 and Note 2
it was called Super Amoled Plus
The Plus stands for the dedicated RGB subpixel matrix
Now we got back to regular PenTile super Amoled Bullshit in S3, Note 3, S4, Note 4, S5, Note 5, S6, S6 Edge, S6 Edge+, S7, S7 Edge and so fucking on.
The 1440p S7 can not even compete with my 2 years old HTC One M8 with 1080p on 5" resulting in dedicated 441ppi, as due to the PenTile arrangement the actual density on the S7 comes down to under 420ppi, plus it's having the strongest "chromatic aberration" Effects I have ever seen in a PenTile Display. The purple and green line separating Google Search Widget from the Homescreen background - yeah - that should not be there and it is not visible with any RGB Device. But on a 800€ S7 Edgyness, it shows to me at 40cm Viewing distance.
Kill yourself inside a Samsung Factory with nuclear explosives
>>684015830
So aggressive. What makes a cheap little phone set you off so badly anon? Bad day at work? GF dump you?
ITT: We come up with powers and /b/ limits your power.
Ill start
I can turn into a plane, it can be any plane.
>>684008742
It'll crash with no survivors
>>684009241
kek
Also i can teleport anywhere
>>684008742
>teleport anywhere.
Yeah teleport anywhere that is more than 90% muslim lel
The power of hawt men errywhar
