Today was my bday. 28. I'm drunk and sad.Post some nostalgia, /b/ros. I need it.
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Today was my bday. 28. I'm drunk and sad.
Post some nostalgia, /b/ros.
I need it.
I hated this shit
>>684013153
My first computer, also 28 until August.
>>684013426
This phisically hurts me.
That mouse... I can even feel it
>>684013305
That brought me back. Thanks anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
This?
>>684013426
FIX THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY FALL!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684014652
It's neatly packed away in the closet. Pulled it out to prove to /g/ that it woukd load google and 4chan.
>>684014456
My favourite show as a kid
Good thread
Blemp
>>684016511
I remember one time I rekt the needle to the turntable and had to pay for a new cartridge with my allowance. I had to put off getting Mario and the Six Golden Coins for like a month.
>>684017090
Dude! I loved that game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVPsdWwiiY
I can hear this picture
This thread depresses me.
>>684017390
The one on the right looks almost identical to my mom in the late 80s or early 90s.
>>684013153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j350HVcB2dA
>>684013153
its ok op she still loves u its not ur fault shes just angry at herself, everything is within u society is ur tool not a handbox that holds u
>>684013153
/thread
>>684013153
So true
>>684013153
I remember this shit
Every time i have good feels about the '90s my wife reminds me she was poor and didn't have any of that stuff. I feel bad for her, but its always harshing my mellow.
>>684018842
Stay here anon. With us.
>>684013153
I'd kill for some Dunkaroos now and some Ecto Cooler
>>684018842
Starving kids in Africa is not a reason for you to stop eating if you're full.
Your wife sounds like a cunt.
>>684019173
Shit ya!
>>684019289
NOT stop eating.
>>684019289
She is, but she's an 8/10 and the pussy is fire.
>>684019173
>Dunkaroos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8eo83rOSg
>>684019552
I bet that one blonde girl at the end is so fuckable now
>>684019530
>Putting up with a bitch to get laid
>>684020046
>Dinosaurs with a concept of spirituality
Kek.
bruh.
brugh.
BRUGH. these need a comeback.
also hope your birthmas gets better man.
>>684019952
Her overall personality makes up for her occasional pissy moods.
>>684020197
>Pieces of plastic alive
Are you really this retarded?
>>684013153
35 here
elder sister had that racer.
played it quite a bit, but not enough.
remember the clicking sounds from the trees.
>>684020046
I see your Littlefoot and raise you a Brave Little Toaster
>>684020547
The Master's new house had some awesome gadgets.
>>684013153
And now I'm making myself sad with nostalgia.
31 here
>>684020458
The concept harkens back to Raptor Jesus and amuses me. Don't be so quick to assume.
>>684013153
I'll make you some brownies, anon
Anyone else have a c band satellite dish? It took aroubd 2 minutes for tge dish go from the galaxy that broadcasted Nickelodeon to the one that broadcasted Cartoon Network.
>>684020992
Is that your OC?
>>684021165
No, Google.
>>684020547
I see your BLT and raise you All Dogs go To Heaven
my feels
>>684017192
Dude, this kid was born in 1988. No way he had one of these beautiful machines.
>>684018164
That fucking punk
OC for OP on his bday
>>684022243
mmm that smell
>>684021729
>Commodore 64
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Anyone that used a C64 might as well have used a Speak 'n Spell because they were probably drooling all over the keyboard anyway.
>>684022558
I feel so fucking sad. I'm dying too fast... way too fast...
>>684022467
The same can be said for /b/, amirite?
>>684017404
i still have it in storage will give all my transformers to my son>>684017404
this
>>684017806
That scared the Fucking shit out of me.
>>684018622
That's Incredible from the early 80's said this ALL THE TIME
Almost forgot about this.
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>684013153
I would so fuck Melissa Joan Hart
HON DE LAUD HUP HIVVEL UP NICK
HON DE LAUD HUP HIVVEL UP NICK NICK
HON DE RIKKI TIKKI LO Y LIVING NUMBER ONE NICKELODEON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImdKqcVNm5o
Remember when McDonald's would give out cool toys ? I miss those...
>>684023736
My mom used to take the batteries out of mine. ;/
Habby bday bro was mine too today cheer up man...
>>684018358
walkman, floppy, pokemon, super soaker, GBC, ponytail?, bball sneakers, yo-yos, mario, IBM, Johnny Bravo, trolls, sticky hands, (not sure what the shirt one is, the flash?) Nirvana, Daria
>be me
>3rd year of high school
>Mortal Kombat is a danger to the children!
>Fuck I wanna play Mortal Kombat
>Yeah? I have the Snes version at home.
>Snes version isn't good, doesn't have blood.
>Mine does!
>No it doesn't.
>Come with me during lunch break and I'll show you. (he lived close to the HS)
>Go with him.
>He has a weird box on top of his Snes
>He says its a CopyBox. and it loads games from 3,5 disks.
>Stare at it with amazement.
>he loads up Mortal Kombat
>Hacked intro screen
>Final Blood Patch by Noisy B/Gewalt
>Just a palette edit that turns the sweat red
>Still fucking cool
>Ends up with me getting a Super Magic Drive for my Sega
>Bring guy in contact with my other 2 friends. (brothers)
>They hear a new model is coming out (super wildcard dx)
>Start saving up money together like crazy
>Eventually get it
>last year of High School was spend playing great games like Chrono Trigger/Rock n Roll Racing/MK2/Super SF2/etc
>be me now
>no friends left
>staring at collection of copiers i gathered over the years
>won't bring back the joy
YOU WILL ALL LOSE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzSGvXc_PM
vaporwave always makes me feel nostalgic
reminds me of the sounds you would hear when running errands with mom
getting lost in fancy department stores
buying food at the grocery
making your way through the mall
getting to push the buttons on the elevator was a treat
going to asian restaurents and ordering your favorite meals and reading those zodiac placemats
opening those fortune cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozeqt8Eeo6Q
>>684024706
Ponytail? Really?
>>684024749
Wow! Are you my wife because you just brought me down.
>>684024706
Skeeter
>>684024859
F E E L T H E V A P O R
>>684024411
fuq u m8
>>684025104
And now I'm praying that she'll show those big tits of hers, sigh..
>>684025104
She grew up to be STACKED af!
>>684019150
fuck yeah destroyed so many good tires man. The squeak they made was so satisfying
>>684025494
>>684025501
Fuck yeah!
>>684013153
Why you sad OP?
>>684025501
Yeah she did
>>684025946
>>684026037
Those tits are fake as fuck. I don't care I always a thing for her. :?
>>684023166
used to play this keyboarding class. game was ahead of its time.
>>684018479
I have a story about this
>be me
>grade 4
>recess
>playing kickball
>nigger boots ball way too hard and crooked like every time
>im in outfield
>up steps the nigger
>well what the fuck do you know.bmp
>ball soars through the air
>lands directly on roof of school
>fucking fuck
>gameover.wad
>We all start walking off the field
>"Look hither!" a booming voice hails
>Sounds like God calling from the heavens
>Sun is bright, we look toward the roof
>The sun makes it difficult to see
>Someone in the shade exclaims "it's Mr. Owen!" (the janitor at our school
>He's based as fuck
>"COME AND GET 'EM!"
>Mr. Owen starts chucking balls off of the roof
>Students frenzy and cluster
>Total pandemonium ensues
>Kid got kicked in the face in the madness
>Was kind of tall as a kid, advantage
>Caught two tennis balls and another kickball
>Stand aside the chaos continues
>Observe what a fucking awesome moment it was
>I changed schools the next year
Mr. Owen, if you're out there, you made school awesome that day. Fuck yeah... Shit makes me feel old
>>684023757
always thought she was hot
>>684013153
Happy b-day OP
>>684020197
kek
>>684019281
I still eat these. I'm 35.
>>684020339
Why in the FUCK do they not still make these!?
>>684026806
BLUGH, BLUGH, BLUGH!
>>684025995
Because i'm dying way faster than i'd like to.
Time flies when you're a faggot, I guess.
>>684020992
TIGER HANDHELD
TRIGGERED
SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT
>>684021585
was that a gimmick? I remember that.. I still get AA's and look to see if it has that on it.
This thread is killing me...
>>684022467
This is obvious bait.
git gud fagot
>>684013153
Happy birthday.
>>684026220
marvelous
>>684027055
It shorted out the cell and it woukd get hot, the hotter it got the fuller the battery was. They were a fire waiting to happen.
>>684027150
And I... I must confess
>>684025104
Who the fuck is that
>>684013153
holy fuck. i haven't seen this is decades. had this shit. i even remember the smell. thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozlXttpZyGI
>>684013153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNM-_aYDXyo
>>684027480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajDxBaPBBM
>>684027543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4F285QjA
>>684027327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Sweetin
>>684027504
>What a good animation! Cartoons are real!
>>684013222
Fuckin loved those mufuckas
>>684027607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSKJ3NLhnug
>>684026220
Win as fuck
>>684027628
Alphanumeric!
>>684014456
This
>so cold.....
>first tingling in my loins caused by her.
>still took 3 more years before I finally discovered my penis.
Seriously guys
When I was 12 I said to my mother "I won't like life as an adult". She called me silly and didn't pay me attention.
But my young me was right as fuck.
And now I feel how life is just fading away fast as fuck. Some people adviced me to "do nothing and get bored". I did. It didn't work.
Other people adviced me to do a lot of things so everyday seems longer. I did it. It didn't work either.
I'm running out of ideas here. I'm dying.
Please.
Any help... anons?
27 here. I had so many of these damn things
>>684014946
This.
Until porn found
>>684021642
Am I doing this right?
>>684020160
>>684019871
>>684018177
>>684015927
>>684014456
faggots who think that they are a 90s kid because they were born sometime in the 90s
those guys are annoying
i was born in 1989 but that doesnt make me a child of the 80s
the 90s were cool
Happy birthday, OP. Please don't be sad today, you'll always have us :)
>>684028568
You sure are.
>>684023648
Wow this one hit me hard
>be me
>in school
>ride bicycle home afterwards
>stop by local toy store
>many kids there
>insert coin to play 2? minutes of a game. (might have been 5)
>play Duck Tales
>play Chip n Dale
>play Mario 2
>time up
>go home
>lay in bed later that evening
>think about those cool games (especially Chip n Dale)
If it's your birthday and your sad just remember that are 1 year closer to dying today
>>684029121
>retarded
>posts thumbnail
We aren't laughing with you anon.
>>684021642
It's too bad that poor girl was murdered right after that.
>>684028297
Life in itself is empty, try getting a job you don't hate and a woman that doesn't despise you.
Then just play the games you like and watch the movies you love and fap to the porn you enjoy.
If you got that.. then life can still suck, but at least its not super terrible.
That's pretty much all you can hope for, that it doesn't become super shitty.
>>684029311
Not cool bro.
>>684018177
what was its name again, I know its from rugrats
>>684029459
Please tell us about you 15 years worth of X Files fan fiction too.
Anyone?
>>684029721
Reptar
>>684029721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euqkVT9zQFI
>>684029862
Already posted, buy yeah I miss it.
>>684029994
I love how rugrats created something with a meaning as powerful as godzilla.
>>684027504
Megabyte's guitar goes to 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYrKYETorM8
>>684017404
kek I had the black scorpion. shit was tight.
>>684017873
I used to fucking have this! :(
>>684030071
Fuck you then, take this.
I actually ate the fuck outta this shit.
>wake up every Saturday morning
>enjoy many toons
>Real Ghostbusters is king!
>Especially the eps by this unknown writer "J. Michael Straczynski"
>Get super pissed when it gets the soccer mom treatment.
>Stop watching
>Everybody moves to TMNT cause RGBs sucks now.
>Years later import RGB DVD Boxset
>Can still feel the pain in my wallet
>But totally worth it.
>>684029862
>>684030071
That's apparently the new can, theyre bringing it back
>>684017873
christ... i had that as well.
>>684030432
nevermind then. dont want fucking feminist jew koolaid
>>684013153
you all know you fucking wanted one
>>684030409
I think that was the first one, pretty sure Tribes 2 was more popular
Some stuff from my collections.
>>684026806
i never got any further than the 3rd level... i should really find this and the lion king again.
>>684030661
Oh shit. I'm sorry I though you were a typical troll. I forgot the voice actor died irl. The beer is hitting me hard tonight.
>>684030253
This fucking show.
My childhood.
Fuck
>>684030834
Nice! I still have that hamster somewhere.
>>684030802
Bro, I have every collection of Calvin and Hobbes that's to date. That shit is the best.
>>684029511
Thank you anon.
>>684031057Yup. It's why I'm drinking now.
>>684030924
>er sorry im just a dumb asshole who blames his short comings on alcohol
kek
OP if you're still here, I hope we've brought you some comfort on your birthday.
>Be me
>be in elementary school
>kids have stretch armstrong
>Christmas coming up
>Mom gets me vac-man
>way fucking cooler than stretch armstrong
>take it to school
>some nigger breaks the vacuum pump on his ear
>never take anything to school again
>>684030622
you couldn't even find those, around me, until 2 years after that movie came out.
OP check this out....
i get sad too on my birthday. i turned 25 in march. i got really drunk by myself at a bar, then did some cocaine and woke up. i sat there feeling very sorry for myself because i really dont like life now because this faggot world sucks. but op, thats totally cool. its ok the world sucks and being a kid isnt a thing anymore. when youre 38 youll wish you were 28. when youre 48, youll wish you were 38, so on, whatever. its all good man. dont be sad op.
>>684026220
nice
>>684031517
well thats fuckin weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyyn5rvmJ9I
>>684013153
Yup
>>684031583
a case of consumer demand
>>684031342
I thought I had lost it! I was super pumped when I found it. It was an old prize in a Taco Bell happy meal if I recall correctly.
>>684031370
Calvin and Hobbes is the shit! In fact, I named both of my cats after them, haha!
>>684031518
Actually I'd like to be 15. It was at 16 when I started to get depressed as fuck.
>>684028625
91 here. I experienced most of the 90's. grew up not understanding why John Conner cries at the demise of the terminator at the end of judgement day. Watched it a few months ago. makes me cry.
>>684031391
My dad used to tape Reboot for me every Saturday morning
Now I talk to my dad once a month, maybe.
>>684013153
my bday is tomorrow so please get drunk tomorrow for me
>>684016260
Well it did get better. I can download any show I want now. I can buy any fuckin cereal.
>>684013153
Fuck the Orange Iguanas
>>684031818
take your own advice then, retard
Good times
>>684031951
Now if only they'd make a wood console tv with hdmi.
>>684031590
Does me a huge sad.
