How to monumentally fuck someone's vehicle up with minimal trace evidence?
>>683952766
Wear gloves and don't ejaculate on it.
>>683952766
>look mum i posted it again
dont you have some cocks to suck, kid
>>683952766
Potato in the muffler
If an anon calls your name, you must cook an egg.
I'll start. Jonathan.
>>683957052
close, im jonas
jonas
>>683957205
>>683957308
You kind of walked into that one.
ITT: celebs who would excel on blacked.com
This thread is pure tryhard cancer.
Reality
Bulma Bread
Fine
Rule 34 with paint
push
>>683944877
You just killed your thread OP
Hey /b/ i want to tell you a story. First stop being fat/overweight getting no pussy never even hugged a girl before.
In high school i was that obese kid that no one liked, i just changed my habits and exercised and my life changed girls were hitting on me etc... now a year later i'm fucking a new girl every 2 weeks. Guys if you are fat loose weight it's worth it.
Need advice ask!
this triggers me
STOP FAT SHAMING FAGGOT
>>683942737
No motivation. What do?
>>683943743
Ok bro. Look at the motivation videos on youtube they really helped me. Just think i'm going to change myself
Agree?
>>683943351
>3rd one
XDD
>>683943351
>David's star
I am the voice of the ruler of the universe. Ask me anything.
How did you get out of my head?
>>683943227
Who dis Jesus boi?
>>683943227
just make me superioir to everyone
OK /b/ We're starting a new craze for /b/ It's called ''Dildo treasure hunt '' . Anyone in any country can start a dildo treasure hunt by hiding a dildo somewhere in there city and must State the name of the City , Country and give clues pics etc to help other anons find the dildo. Also try to hide dildo in a spot where the public wont get to it first. The person who hides it should also write /b/ on the side so it's clear that it's from b.
The rules are as follows
>1. Finder must be wearing atleast one Adidas item , have a smoke and squat in the photo with the dildo with a time stamp.
>2. only one dildo at a time
>3. please dont use the dildo
>4. dildo finder is next to hide it
>5. If two anons find the dildo at the same time a tie breaker will have to happen and both anons can take a photo with it and we judge who looks like the best squatting slav with the dildo.
Now is there anyone anywhere able to hide a dildo and start the very first official /b/ DILDO TREASURE HUNT ?
Bumping for potential
>>683946816
Thank you we need lots of anons to pull this off.
Don't 404
Creep shots with panties showing anyone ?
Guys guys guys i fucking need your help
I was having a nice time rubbing my cock with Coconut Oil and it was so much that it fell on the ground and when i cleaned it up it left a stain.
I have used soap, sodium bicarbonate and its still there.
TLDR:
>Masturbation time with coconut oil
>Spill on ground
>Big ass stain
>How to clean?
PIC RELATED ITS MY COCKONUT STAIN
>>683948459
UPDATE: Scratching it with a toothbrush doesnt help
My family will be home soon please help
>>683948459
bump bump bump
Use alcohol, it should dissolve the oil
YLYL - greentexts that you lost to
Pizza /b/ro
ITT UK girls pics/nudes.
Post first names and locations
>>683947357
Amy, Glasgow
Alex - IOM
Dorchester
ITT: all photos posted above trips get printed and shoved into my neighbour's mailbox
In the mood to jump in front of a train so feels thread
Post what you got or just talk, cause I dont have much
