Joe: I can assure you that women who claim blacks do not excite them are lying.
Why haven't you seen Nymphomaniac yet /b/?
Ha ha ha terrible attempt to troll.
My ex was physically sick in a club when one tried to hold her hand.
She hit him with a bottle and fucked his eye up.
>>605510012
Because it was five fucking hours long!
Fuck that overrated shit.
She shoots the Swede in the end.
>>605510252
What did you make of that ending?
ITT:God Tier 10/10s
>>605505919
She would be a lot more pretty if she didn't act like a stuck up cunt
>>605506139
Duck off g hannelius guy
How about a Dressed/Undressed thread? I think so
>>605518781
Starting my mandatory first few to get this ball rolling
Nobody else wanna contribute? I'll share more. Gots many wommins of all ethnic, colors , sizes and ages
melbs girls 3029 checking in
Any 3079 or 3084 girls?
Captcha heill
Best of 4chan green text?
Okay /b/,
I've been emotionally rekt since this breakup I've had. Since then I felt ugly and misplaced, make me feel something /b/ you kiss less virgins you. Make me feel happy again cause I really need it.
>Rule1: No face shots.
>Rule2: No sharpie in pooper, I am sorry. But i do not put things in my butt
Rule3: There is no rule three.
I've never done this shit before so be easy on me
Put a couple of sharpies in your asshole
I WANA FRIK U YEA AHAHAHAH
Suck you nipples
Pics you shouldn't share and favorites you've saved thread?
i think so.
this whore is the best
so /b/, i am going to delete my whole porn folder. but b4 that, i am sharing all the pictures with you. part 1, my bbw collection, seemed not to find enough followers, so let's try some MILF.
part 2 - milf
give me your best pickup lines
ehy bby gurl r u a tree?
cuz wood
any nylon rope works
"Scream and I'll cut you"
/b/ DRAW THREAD NO.2, THE OTHER ONE DIED.
5,2,3 DECIDES WHAT I DRAW. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
The ideal pussy
NZ/New Zealand thread.
Dunnners signing in
P North.
anyone around got some spare concert or rit that they wouldn't mind parting with in exchange for some $
fresh lia OC
also lia thread
I'll be interested when she turns 19 and post nudes.
>>605494115
wise words my friend
Hey there faggots, its time for a midnight feeltrip
Got a story for you.
First of all you should know that this story does not happens in the states.
So some things, might be a bit different from what you're used to.
>be me during highschool
>8th grade, 13 years old
>autistic fuck
>extremely thin, shitty curly hair with a shitty style requiring lots of gel
>im oblivious to my horrible looks
>Im new at the class
>first day
>check people out
>some cool folks
>girls are really pretty
>but theres this girl who caught my eye
>10/10
>she is beautiful, she looks like a doll.
>lets call her Iris.
>Iris is BFF with this 6(7 on a good day)/10 girl called Diana
>the two are fucking inseparable
>have a huge crush on iris
>valentines day
>every year, the seniors organized a valentine's day sale to help themselves with the funds for the prom.
>they sold balloons, love mail, serenades, stuffed animals and a lot of shit.
>decide to man up and buy a red balloon to iris
>red meant love, yellow was for friendship, I didnt want her to get the wrong idea.
>walk up with a fuckload of bravado, give the balloon to her
>"I just think you deserve it, you're really pretty"
>she blushes and thanks me for it.
>walk away feeling like a boss
>few days later at P.E class
>coach makes us play basketball
>teamed up with iris (yeah boys and girl were on the same teams here)
>try to pass the ball to iris so that she can score
>accidentally throw it really hard
>lands at her face
>ohfuckwhathaveidone.jpg
>this sets me back a bit with her
>>605483972
Continuation
>some months go by
>get assigned to some projects with her
>we casually talk
>turns out we have a lot in common
>there is real chemistry here
>she starts telling me im like her brother
>starts calling me big brother from now on
>"I know its kind of a friendzone, but I'll get out of it", I think to myself.
>Rumour starts in class, that Iris and Diana are having some tensions between them
>apparently they now hate each other
>iris wants to separate
>but diana wont stop following her like a control freak
>(apparently the entire reason why iris was mad was because diana was a control freak)
>Iris asks me to hang out a lot
>grabs me by the hand
>feelsgood.jpg
>every time the bell rings, iris runs to me, tells me "take to a walk anon!"
>I oblige
>diana notices eventually
>she tags along
>iris grabs me by one hand, diana grabs me by the next
>some people start joking i look like a pimp
>wonder what the fuck is going on.
>one day during math class
>working with iris
>diana tags along again (since iris didnt said shit about her presence, I assumed the rumours were false and that they were still friends)
>we start talking
>iris says
>look anon, I dont want you to be my brother anymore, I want you to be my boyfriend
to be continued.
>>605484446
ohfuck
>>605483972
>>605484446
Cont
>my heart stops
>isthisreallyhappening?
>i was a kissless virgin at the time
>and the prettiest girl i've ever layed eyes on was saying she wanted to be my gf.
>as soon as she said that, diana's eyes widened.
>I was sitting parallel to diana's desk
>diana moves the desk a bit forward and tries to spread my legs open with her own legs while making some flirty gaze.
>Im still speechless
>yeah i know, beta fag, remember my autism.
>this was almost by the end of the school year
>one week more of class to be exact
>next week
>notice iris doesnt want to hang out as much anymore
>decide to tell her I accept her proposition
>she gets sick for the last 2 days
>miss my chance
>i'll try next year
>back then, nobody had cellphones, or stable internet access, so chatting was pretty much impossible if you didnt see the person face to face.
>so vacations come, I have no way to reach her
>vacations are over, back to class
>9th grade now
>my looks have improved substantially but im still ugly
>diana requested to be switched to another class
>so now iris got rid of her
>so im back in the game
>go easy on her
>eventually she finds out that I want to date her
>she ask me "is that true anon?"
>I say "yeah it is"
>she tells me "im so sorry, but that cant be, thats not how I look at you, we're just friends
>heart breaks
>fucking realize that the whole "I want to be your girlfriend" move was to get rid of diana
>maybe she expected that, if she had a bf, diana would no longer tag along to avoid the third wheeler reputation
Sleeping, passed out, drugged thread. Contribute.
is she fap worthy? want moar?
She's fucking gorgeous
How did you get a crack whore to consent to photos?
