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Any pilots/ aircraft experts here?
Just spoke to someone on the train claiming to be an expert in aviation and he told me that German airlines crash earlier today was actually the result of technology that was designed to save lives...
He was telling me that modern aircraft have systems in place that will lower the aircraft's altitude if the cabin de pressurizes.
He believed that the German air disaster today was the result of a cabin de-pressurization, and the aircraft lowering it's altitude to a breathable height. But the system didn't take in to account the mountain terrain of the alps, hence sending the aircraft straight in to a mountain while the crew was unconscious from lack of oxygen.
He said that another possibility is that if they didn't have the pressure safety system, the pilot would have been unconscious, and slumped over pushing the yoke which overrides the auto pilot, sending them straight in to the mountain.
Anyone have any thoughts on what happened?
>>605756125
You will get no real replies because this happened to Germans. It is God's work, it is God's ethnic cleansing.
Thank you, God.
The first story sounds like complete bullshit. But I can buy the second one... But why wouldn't it override the pilot and keep it away from the mountain?
>>605756125
Don't we have a LOT of Airbuses stalling and crashing lately?
Don't we already know it's because the joystick is digital and it gives no visual indication of its stored setting?
ITT: We post escort/hooker/sex worker stories.
bumping for interest
>tfw losing my virginity to an escort
>>605771819
>browse escort site
>check out escorts nearby
>get horny, wanna contact them, look at phone, look down
>spaghetti all over the floor
>
Lia thread
bammp
I waited more than TWO years for her to break up with her boyfriend.
>over a thousand hours talking on the phone about her.
>100+ text messages a day
>fixed her car 3 times
>got her brother a job
>never forgot her birthday.
I just found out that she fucked a guy last night she met only 2 days ago and now she's "madly in love"
WHAT THE FUCK!!
>>605781528
thanks for the cringe thread oc.
>>605781528
You put yourself in the friendzone, you beta bitch. Accept this as a natural consequence to your beta actions and swallow it, then change. You should have been fucking other chicks while waiting at the very least.
If she's in love with him after only one night of fucking, he must have made her cum buckets.
Okay, /b/, I was at the local library today. I saw an external HDD sitting unattended, and like the nigger I am, I swiped that shit. Pic related is what is on it + timestamp. How the fuck does a 1x1 nameless jpg take up 1.54 GB? What the fuck have I found?
>>605779826
system software
>>605779826
Cat pictures
>>605779981
There's no hidden files on it. Literally just that picture. But that's besides the point, the picture ITSELF is that big. What the fuck?
Short girls with massive titties thread
>>605775260
go on...
>>605775260
so shooped it hurts
Carolyn S from Iowa and now lives in Tennessee.
ITT: We make a CD.
Post song name. Dubs get.
I'll add 10 songs. Maybe more.
leave cd blank
snow: informer
banana phone
I'M PREPARING MY DESTRUCTO QUADS!
Dont make me laugh
HAAAAAAAAAH!
>>605779844
Ok let's see
>>605756666
HOLY SATAN!
>>605756666
Script/10
ITT: god-tier hip hop
ITT White boys who want to look cool and fags from /mu/
who's got the nip slips from last night?
only got this from a thread earlier
interdasting
>>605768405
the good one after this one that she deleted
High school slut story thread? Greentext times youve slept with sluts.
>>605749152
>be me
>be 18
>be a virgin
>have 8/10 gf who is honestly just like a guy friend
>she doesnt seem sexual at all
>then there was a shift
>she starts texting me dirty pics all of a sudden
>boner intensifies
>"you like those anon?
>fuck yea i would love to see them in person
>oh shit did i just say that?
>she loves it and tells me its on for tomorrow
>her parents are at the lake for the weekend
>perfect
>Saturday comes
>time to lose the V card
> 7 oclock rolls around and she is knocking at the door
>nervous as fuck
>stomach in knots feels like i have to shit a ton of bricks
>she comes in and heads straight for my room and doesnt say a word
>drops a piece of clothing every so often on the way
>looks back at me standing in my doorway and drops the bra
>ohgodyesthosetitsareamazingiwannakissthem
>walks backwards into my room motioning for me to come in
>she lays on the bed
>i get closer to her
>she goes into her purse
>pulls out a Condor
>my dick is diamonds
>mfw we fucked all night and i blew a huge load
Finally lost my vcard
>be me
>be 22
>kissless virgin
>not really interacted with a girl in the last 10 years or so
>>605749321
>pulls out a Condor
>"Condor"
Wat
Filename should be relevant.
>>605769200
wow great
>>605769200
u dun gof'd
not bad
No creepshot thread?
Heres one!
Took some creepshots of her fat ass yesterday morning if you're interested
>>605763711
yes please
>>605763711
>>605764038
It took everything in my power not to just grab that fucking thing and squeeze it tight
Moar like this. Girls reacting to their nudes on FB.
