post delicious maregina
>>606049182
fucking fag. Get your tarded ass over to /d/
>>606049182
fucking moar
Mother-son thread
>>606052278
LURKING
moar now
Bump
So /b/, tell me about her and what you're doing to get her.
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Super qt3.14 in my English class, she's not hot but she's beautiful. She's genuinely nice which is what I primarily look for in someone that I'm gonna spend money on to fuck. She smokes weed and since I work in a smokeshop I always give her good deals on stuff and try to flirt with her when I can. She has a boyfriend currently but I'm trying to continually offer things that kinda give me a one up on her current boy. My hope is that when she breaks up with him I'll be her first option, or if I'm lucky she'll just break up with him for me....
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>>606053675
Man she's like a 9/10 and I'm a 6/10
Been trying to talk for a while
Senior prom is coming up and I've basically just given up at this point
>>606054506
Why give up man? Ask her out, get her number. What do you got to lose? Shit like that you'll look back on and wish you woulda just done it
hi femanon here and i've been browsing /b/ on and off for a couple of months. i'm from /x/ originally (yeah boohoo I know you hate those creepypasta faggots) and i've noticed that i started developing weird fetishes and obviously desensitized due to gore threads and what not. but i just got off on tentacle porn. what did /b/ do to me?
>>606051049
apparently it didn't teach you tits or gtfo
>>606051218
This.
>>606051049
Gooble gobble one of us
Somebody tell me where the hell I find a trap...
207fags report in/anyone else
>>606045639
Sauce?
Bump for interest.
>>606045639
bump
>>606045895
aaaaaaaaand thereyago
http://xhamster.com/movies/1189349/tranny_alisha_with_ricky.html
Story time, /b/. I'm going tell you a story about the craziest girl I know. I'm not talking quirky or weird, I'm talking about a legitimate sociopath who should probably be institutionalized. But I'm getting ahead of myself:
>be me in high school
>best friend is dating this chick, we'll call her Sarah
>4/10 at best, but nice enough
>Sarah has this stalker, we'll call him Jack
>Jack is always...
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>>606040002
are you sure? does it really get better? or is it just another empty promise that every god damn storyteller on this website makes?
>>606040002
Continued
>Best friend is still dating Sarah
>She asks me for help with her math homework
>Offer to tutor her as a favor to my friend
>She's actually pretty nice to talk to
>Pretty much forget about the whole rape thing
>Start driving her home after school
>She develops a pretty obvious...
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>>606040002
Not sure if tree fiddy or walk the dinosaur is coming
Am I going to die /b/? Also, wtf thread
>>606044264
Yes, you're going to die. Though it may not be from that.
>>606044468
This. Why not just remove your scrotum?
>>606044264
the fuck is that shit? your balls?
http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness
Jar Jar is in the lead, let's keep it that way! Keep voting! Jar Jar for this is madness champion 2015!
>>606019929
>http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness
Bump
keep it going
>>606019929
Cant wait to see the neckbeards butthurt over a jar jar victory
dressed/undressed
#go
bump
Who is she. Anyone know?
>>606036941
her left boob compared to the right boob,wtf
More like this?
Yes please I love this shit
>>606022455
bump
i have been enlightened. Behold my gifted dubs from the light bearer himself.
>>606037288
Impressive... but that's nothing, check'em.
How do i dubs
>>606037406
You have not been enlightened my child.
Post Your dank memes
lovely couple <3
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I feel like I need to tell someone... I've always dreamt of getting banged by Hitler and Bin Laden... It makes me so hard and horny.
Hey beautiful, how's that horny little pussy?
>>606032083
Roll for this
Feels thread.
>remember time in high school, emotional issues and socially awkward
>usually ate lunch by myself
>actually had a few friends, but they had a different lunch period
>sitting by myself one day
>out of nowhere, cute 8/10 girl sits next to me
>nearly piss myself
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>>606031553
r u continuing bud??
>>606031788
yeah, part two coming in about 10 seconds
>OP has own emotional issues
>Throw away only shot at grill because she has emotional issues
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How can i stop this damned toilet from clogging every time i take a shit?
Tips/tricks?
take flushs inbetween
Buy a new toilet
stop being a fucking aspie and use less toilet paper maybe. jesus fucking christ OP could you be any more fucking stupid?