Can we have a milf/mature thread?
ITT: YLYL 4chan edition
self bump
bump
plz
I had a lucid dream for the first time ever the other night /b/, and the first thing i did once i was aware was grab a girl who was near me and i proceeded to rape her, and i filmed it as well. This dream was extremely fucked up and ill tell it all if anyones interested. I just wanted to share this with you for some reason, its not like im going to tell any of my real friends.
Post your dreams /b/ or whatever the fuck you want
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I had a normal dream where I was a girl. I was walking back to home then someone just kicked me in my stomach and brutally raped me. Was kinda awful but I felt really good after that dream. Also, I didn't have any lucid dream. Wish I could...
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Hey /b/ i asked out this girl and she hasn't responded in 5 days. what do i do?
Pic is me
Get a haircut and stop being a faggot
Hey guys OP here im going to call her again. What should i say?
>>606081425
Get a haircut
Stop being in black and white
And grow a real chin
God tier vagina thread
GO
Hey b/ found a phone and will post nudes, and tits, also general loli thread.
Bonus points >spats/sport shorts
>>606063610
Sounds tasty.
Whats a good mindfuck movie to watch /b/.
Sex By The City 2: The Coming of New Jersey
+1 if you agree
Gays Of Troy: A History of Anal Beads
Alright faggots, since the letter was a success, it's time we write /lit/ a poem
Here are the rules:
1) One sentence per post.
2) The poem must rhyme
3) You have to select who's line you are responding to for your rhyme.
4) If you don't like, or want to respond to a previous post. Feel free to start up a new rhyme.
>don't worry about it not being in order, I will match the responses to the appropriate rhymes selected.
>rhymes will be sorted out at the end.
We keep going till I get tired of typing this shit out. If this works, we will send our poem to /lit/.
I will begin
>On the morrow, we sat waiting for the answer.
>>606072972
But all we got, is OP's cancer.
>>606073148
Your mom is quite the dancer
>>606073301
Cupid, Donner, Vixen, Prancer
Has a movie scene ever disturbed you?
Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferrox, I spit on your grave, A serbian film and Caligula. I had a friend who was big into this shit and I watched them with him. Never again.
>>606044091
what's disturbing about them?
>>606043841
nah, they're movies. watching exorcist at a young age wasn't a good idea. Also a year ago i took like 7 hits of morphine and watched The Shining at 4am... but nothing that's stayed with me
post delicious maregina
>>606049182
fucking fag. Get your tarded ass over to /d/
fucking moar
Mother-son thread
>>606052278
LURKING
moar now
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So /b/, tell me about her and what you're doing to get her.
Pic not related
Super qt3.14 in my English class, she's not hot but she's beautiful. She's genuinely nice which is what I primarily look for in someone that I'm gonna spend money on to fuck. She smokes weed and since I work in a smokeshop I always give her good deals on stuff and try to flirt with her when I can. She has a boyfriend currently but I'm trying to continually offer things that kinda give me a one up on her current boy. My hope is that when she breaks up with him I'll be her first option, or if I'm lucky she'll just break up with him for me. I don't know her well enough to hang out with her outside of class or try to infiltrate her relationship.
>>606053675
Man she's like a 9/10 and I'm a 6/10
Been trying to talk for a while
Senior prom is coming up and I've basically just given up at this point
>>606054506
Why give up man? Ask her out, get her number. What do you got to lose? Shit like that you'll look back on and wish you woulda just done it
hi femanon here and i've been browsing /b/ on and off for a couple of months. i'm from /x/ originally (yeah boohoo I know you hate those creepypasta faggots) and i've noticed that i started developing weird fetishes and obviously desensitized due to gore threads and what not. but i just got off on tentacle porn. what did /b/ do to me?
>>606051049
apparently it didn't teach you tits or gtfo
>>606051218
This.
>>606051049
Gooble gobble one of us
Somebody tell me where the hell I find a trap...
207fags report in/anyone else
>>606045639
Sauce?
Bump for interest.
>>606045639
bump
>>606045895
aaaaaaaaand thereyago
http://xhamster.com/movies/1189349/tranny_alisha_with_ricky.html
Story time, /b/. I'm going tell you a story about the craziest girl I know. I'm not talking quirky or weird, I'm talking about a legitimate sociopath who should probably be institutionalized. But I'm getting ahead of myself:
>be me in high school
>best friend is dating this chick, we'll call her Sarah
>4/10 at best, but nice enough
>Sarah has this stalker, we'll call him Jack
>Jack is always texting Sarah, being creepy, etc
>One night after school, Jack comes over to Sarah's house and rapes her
>OhShitNigger.jpg
>Sarah is devastated, my best friend is devastated
>Decides not to press charges
>Life goes on
Here's where it gets interesting
>A few weeks later
>Sarah admits that she made it all up
>She never got raped
>Jack never existed at all
>Don't believe it at first
>But then I realize:
>I've never seen Jack
>I've never talked to him
>Never got a last name
>Realize that she actually made it all up
>Realize this bitch is crazy
But wait, it gets better.
To be continued.
>>606040002
are you sure? does it really get better? or is it just another empty promise that every god damn storyteller on this website makes?
>>606040002
Continued
>Best friend is still dating Sarah
>She asks me for help with her math homework
>Offer to tutor her as a favor to my friend
>She's actually pretty nice to talk to
>Pretty much forget about the whole rape thing
>Start driving her home after school
>She develops a pretty obvious crush on me
>Don't act on it because I respect my friend
>After a while, she breaks up with my friend (for unrelated reasons)
>She wants to date me, but I'm not interested
And so starts the most convoluted, batshit insane plot I've ever seen trying to get me to date her.
Stay tuned, /b/.
>>606040002
Not sure if tree fiddy or walk the dinosaur is coming
